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Funsized412

36 F Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 35–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Medicine
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let me start off by saying I am a smoker...
I prefer to date someone who does not drink or do drugs. Dont need that drama in my life.

These are things I am attracted too... Tattooed/pierced men (yummy,) alpha males in general, if you own a Harley Davidson Bike you get 1000+ points and a date automaticaly!!! I need a hard working man in my life, Blue collar, construction man, I come from a family of men who can fix and build anything. Someone who is not afraid to work and get their hands dirty. You gotta have a job... no time for bums in my life... been down that road, not doing it again. I am a woman, and a man should earn more than me. You gotta have a good sense of humor, if you can make me laugh a lot... you just might win me over for good.

If your still reading this...

I am petite and Italian
I also am heavily tattooed, and have some extreme piercings.
If that bothers you, please don't be judgemental by sending me a message expressing how such a "beautiful girl can do that to herself." Save me you lectures... I don't need it. Anyway.... I have a good job with UPMC, and I like my job too. I own my own house and car, the only thing I am missing is my equal to share life's adventures with.

*Disclaimer*
I work nights, (3 nights a week 12hr shifts that rotate,) you have to be okay with my weird hospital shifts.

What I am looking for in life is to find my soul mate, my best friend, my partner in crime. You know Us against the world. If such a thing even exists...... a girl can only hope. I can be very independent but I prefer to rely on my partner for my emotional needs. I am a retired roller derby girl from the Steel City Derby Demons, Although I have this tough chick exterior.... I am all girl on the inside. I cry easily, very sensitive, and deserve to be treated like a woman. I am in my 30's so I am done with games..... just looking for a normal, no drama life, with someone on the same page as me.... Do you want to settle down as well?

I always have bad luck when it comes to men. I seem to attract the needy/broke type that I have to support, or losers with a drug or booze addiction. Even the kind that cheat, lie, and hit girls.... For once I would like to meet someone stable who is able to provide for their women both emotionally and financially if needed. Although I am not lazy and would go crazy if I was not working.... But to have a "safety net" with my partner is not too much to ask for...... right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I am working my normal job, Trying to sell my house and downsize... get out of the city, to the south hills... What I want to do is start my own horror special effects makeup/mask making business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
anything to do with horror/occult/haunted house effects, Knowing all kinds of information thats cool to know, but ok to forget.
I also have a degree in art so I like to paint and draw, I tend to have an eye for color, and like to do some interior design. I just wish I had more cash to do all the things that I want.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My green eyes, My tattoos, my quarky personality, how petite I am, and I have been told I have a very nice bum.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I always cheer for the villans.... I read a lot of books... I am a big Movie buff! My favs are, any kind of horror, or thriller movies.

Food wise I am not picky and will eat about anything... If I like it I will eat more!

Music wise I listen to almost anything EXPECT rap and country (they suck big time!!) not a big fan of trendy pop music either... What I do like is Punk, Metal, Rocabilly, Ska, Alternitive... ect
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Love
2. Horror or anything to do with the occult
3. My dog Cheeze
4. my smart phone
4. All the wonderful art in the world
6. My computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where my life will end up in 10 years.
If there is such a thing as true love.
Why do all the good girls get their hearts broken so much?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
staying in watching movies or working. Reading Books, or crafting horror FX things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a issue with anxiety disorder/panic attacks and depression. 1 in 4 Americans suffer from this illness but the stigma of it keeps it on the hush-hush. I have a Facebook support group that I created and run with 5000+ fans so at least I know Im not alone, suffering in scilence.
I do take meds for those issues. At least I can admit I have my flaws and are doing my best to keep my "crazy" in check.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If i made you stop and read my whole profile.
You think I am somewhat cool and not too geeky.
You think we will click!