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FuntimeCorsair

42 / M / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

His Details

Last Online
Today – 12:09pm
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I love creating fun times and encourage a general state of misbehavior. I'm good company and you should be too.

I am a lefty, both philosophically and physically...although as regards the latter I think I chose to write with my left hand as a child just because everybody else was writing with their right... I suppose in truth I'm somewhat selectively ambidextrous.

I'm pretty smart. Smarter than the average bear...hence my aptitude for creative problem solving...

I like to stay fit...weather permitting I bike pretty much everywhere from the far reaches of Bushwick. I also enjoy running or swimming on occasion, yoga and pushups/pullups. I'll try anything active at least once. I've signed up for the Rugged Warrior race this June in NYC which I'm very excited about. I also joined a pool league recently so I'm always up for a friendly game to keep my chops up.

Above all I enjoy my life and love living in NYC.
What I’m doing with my life
Pursuing an acting career while living in the best city in the world! Life is a journey and I'm enjoying the ride...

I sling drinks in a dive bar to pay the bills, as well as various freelance gigs. I like my jobs but I strive to survive on my creative life ultimately.

And yes...I meet a lot of people working at the bar, but as a general rule I don't date customers. It's just bad for business...and so here I am...
I’m really good at
Problem solving. I'm a master. I'm also a master procrastinator. I'm good at fixing shit but it might take me a while to get around to it.

As it turns out I'm pretty bad at Words With Friends...much worse than I would have imagined... Maybe I'm not as smart as I think I am... And spelling. Not my strongest suit...it's just not that important to me. Also bad at time management...

UPDATE: I'm getting much better at WWF...
The first things people usually notice about me
My very hazel eyes. That I look exactly like someone you know...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: anything by Neil Gaiman, The Princess Bride
Currently reading: Just Kids by Patti Smith
Movies: The Princess Bride, Groundhog Day, What About Bob
TV: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Dexter, South Park, ...Sunny, Ugly Americans, Daily Show, Colbert Report
Food: yes please, may I have some more
Music: Sublime, Fiona Apple, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gogol Bordello, most funk, rock, punk, gypsy punk & metal, whatever bands my friends are playing in...
The six things I could never do without
*Human connection
*Creative Expression
*My closest friends
*Good times (When we are happy we are always good. When we are good we are not always happy. Oscar Wilde)
*My health (if you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything...)
*Metrocard or my bike (whichever is my primary mode of transport, weather permitting)
*The number 7
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next project. My next connection. My next meal. Next shift. Next workout. Or not thinking at all...just relaxing with whomever is around and wherever I am.

It amuses me that OKC prompts you to "send her a nice message". Thanks mom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Finishing my happy hour shift then who knows? Probably a bite to eat and wherever the night leads. I tend to enjoy going out during the week just as much...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My right foot is one whole size larger than my left. The rest of me is mostly symmetrical.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–43
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are looking for a partner in crime or rather a co-conspirator in mischief. I'm looking for an equal, not a princess on a pedestal.

You're up for weeknight karaoke or a game of pool.

You are more lowbrow than highbrow. I travel in both circles but am more comfortable in the former. Maybe I should get over it and go to the opera more...

That said I love dive bars... If you do too we'll get along fine.

Extra points if you can identify the health quote above....

More bonus points if you're willing to speak Spanish with me...I need the practice...

Seeing that all of this comes down to chemistry we should just meet up for coffee or drinks to see if there's a spark and go from there. You game?