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FuntimeCorsair

43 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–43
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love creating fun times and encourage a general state of misbehavior.

I am a lefty, both philosophically and physically...although as regards the latter I think I chose to write with my left hand as a child just because everybody else was writing with their right... I suppose in truth I'm somewhat selectively ambidextrous.

I like to stay fit...weather permitting I bike pretty much everywhere from the far reaches of Bushwick. I also enjoy running or swimming on occasion, yoga, an occasional trip to the rock climbing gym, etc. I'll try anything active at least once. I was in a pool league this year so I'm always up for a friendly game to keep my chops up.

Above all I enjoy my life and love living in NYC.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pursuing an acting career while living in the best city in the world! Life is a journey and I'm enjoying the ride...

I sling drinks in a dive bar to pay the bills, as well as various freelance gigs including events production, standardized patient work (like that Seinfeld episode, yes) and whatever I can get my hands on. I like my jobs but I strive to survive on my creative life ultimately.

And yes...I meet a lot of people working at the bar, but as a general rule I don't date customers. It's just bad for business...and so here I am...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Problem solving. I'm a master. I'm also a master procrastinator. I'm good at fixing shit but it might take me a while to get around to it.

I'm not great at Words With Friends, but I'm getting better.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My very hazel eyes. That I look exactly like someone you know...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: anything by Neil Gaiman, The Princess Bride, Just Kids by Patti Smith
Currently reading: The Picture of Dorian Gray
Movies: The Princess Bride, Groundhog Day, What About Bob
TV: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Dexter, South Park, ...Sunny, Ugly Americans, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Hannibal
Food: yes please, may I have some more
Music: Sublime, Fiona Apple, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gogol Bordello, most funk, rock, punk, gypsy punk & metal, whatever bands my friends are playing in...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*Human connection
*Creative Expression
*My closest friends
*Good times (When we are happy we are always good. When we are good we are not always happy. Oscar Wilde)
*My health (if you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything...)
*Metrocard or my bike (whichever is my primary mode of transport on the day in question)
*The number 7
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to do things better and be better at the things I do.

It amuses me that OKC prompts you to "send her a nice message". Thanks mom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finishing my happy hour shift then who knows? Probably a bite to eat and wherever the night leads. I tend to enjoy going out during the week just as much...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My right foot is one whole size larger than my left. The rest of me is mostly symmetrical.
You should message me if
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You are looking for a partner in crime or rather a co-conspirator in mischief. I'm looking for an equal, not a princess on a pedestal.

You're up for weeknight karaoke or a game of pool.

You will encourage and stimulate my creative side.

You like beards. I currently have one.

You are more lowbrow than highbrow. I travel in both circles but am more comfortable in the former. Maybe I should get over it and go to the opera more...

That said I love dive bars... If you do too we'll get along fine.

Extra points if you can identify the health quote above....

More bonus points if you're willing to speak Spanish with me...I need the practice...

Seeing that all of this comes down to chemistry we should just meet up for coffee or drinks and go from there. You game?