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FussyLlama

36 M Sterling, IL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello Everybody!!!!
Which ever the way the wind blows that's the way that this Llama goes!!!

I love to have fun and live my life with the biggest shit eating grin on my face....who know's if we will wake up tomorrow so better enjoy today!!! I LOVE MUSIC!!!! I love to sing, car dance, shower sing and dance, see live music, love to see Phish and I have been fiddling with some friends making electronic music (Robot Farts is what i call it)....Anything music I'm on it!!! I am adventurous and love to go hiking in the mountains or Redwood forest, going to rivers and ocean, taking my half dog Buckley to the beach, traveling and going to shows. If you wanna know more ask away i am open book!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a big boy!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being me (it's tuff bein beautiful), Sarcasm, one liners, creating original dance moves, being uncle mike, fixing things, helping others and being the most thoughtful person i can be!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have pretty legs ( and soft ) for a guy!!
Look out Leg Modeling world here I come!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently reading The Sign and The Seal by Graham Hancock. I Love all types of movies. I watch Shameless and Game of Thrones.
Music is my main source of entertainment, I sing in the shower, sing and dance while cooking, going to see live music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, music ( especially Phish ), one liners, Forest Gump quotes, costumes and Buckley my half dog!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Planet and how we suck at living on it, My next costume, next travel destination, music and what I wanna learn to play. Jokes for my comedy... And other just ask.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free. Flying away on a wing and a prayer, Who could it be?
Believe it or not, it's just me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I found a baby before ( True and funny story)!
I was one of four Teletubbies on NYE in NYC for Phish!!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have diamonds on the souls of your shoes!!!! or you want to meet a Teletubbie.