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Futalognosaurus

32 Hamburg, Germany Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–49
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:28am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Unemployed
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Icelandic, Spanish
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
* Please do not get upset if I do not reply back. Often times girls are overwhelmed by the amount of messages in their mailbox. *

Update of my latest life changes... No longer spending ridiculous times fixing boats, but still get to sail/race on a Swedish liveaboard yacht around hundreds of islands and medaeval castles and occasionally get awfully stuck in some windless pond because boat has no auxiliary power.. they say it's the best kind of sailing :p Plotting a month long cruise out in the sea come September (anybody want to help crew the thing?). Spending the rest of my time picking wild strawberries, raspberries and blackberries out in the woods, making jams and pies, enjoying fresh veggies, fruit and herbs from the garden and spearfishing when craving meat. Trying to be as self sufficient as possible, while learning to survive off land and water.

I am partially retired and intend to enjoy the benefits of such life for the next couple years or so. If you're looking for someone who has their shit together, with an office career, condo, car, etc... then I'm not your type. If you're into adventures in the bush, on water, in kitchen, or in bed... read on.

I fix up and race sailboats as a hobby, so basically 3-4 days out of 7 I'm out there on the lake, and during the rest I'm in the boat yard. Consequently, although I'm a proud owner of dozens of skirts and dresses and femmy stuff, these days I'm mostly coated in epoxy primer, fiberglass or gelcoat slivers, oils, lubes, battery acid burnt clothes and similar non-girly substances. If you don't find that sexy...then something is terribly wrong with you :P

They say I'm a radiant and restless dreamer. A stubborn go-get'er who will stand her grounds and plough through anything like there's no tomorrow.

I have slept/lived in a bunch of strange spaces, like caves, sailboats, abandoned castles and factories, remote islands, old tenement house with a long shady corridor that most people run away from screaming WTF was THAT??!

I am addicted to a couple branches of maker culture, here's something of an instant crush:
http://www.neowin.net/news/neobytes--americas-megabot-mark-ii-robot-will-fight-japans-kuratas-for-giant-robot-mech-glory

Some facts about my life are unexplainable. Like, chasing bunnies with a WW2 rifle in the bush and ending up having sex with a human in snow. Or canoeing in the middle of the night in the tail of a hurricane. Or helming a sailboat while wearing nothing but black corset, miniskirt and black fishnets. Well, you get the idea.

It's become a tad too hip, but I'm still not afraid to admit that I love to explore foreign lands (lived in 8 countries across 3 continents) and learn languages (can speak 4 fluently, 2 on intermediate levels and 2 on street-hobo level :P). It's fine if you don't care, in real life I am pretty shy and usually keep my experiences to myself unless explicitly asked for stories :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living off the grid with no money involved.

Taking care of trees, plants, gardens, etc. Every other day I go foraging for wild edibles and bake pies or cook up delicious jams from found berries. Can't wait til winter comes and I can eat them all up with a big spoon.

Making dessert from scratch. Be it chocolate cupcakes with decadent mascarpone icing or multiple layer chocolate cake or brownies with rich chocolate ganache or dulce de leche cheesecake...yes, too much to list :)

I'd also like to think that I'm somewhat good at running around with giant propane tanks while whooshing a gun that spits fire. That defines my freetime.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
with movies, I adore the worlds of Dave McKean, Tim Burton, Terry Gilliam, Jiri Barta, Quay brothers, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Jan Svankmajer alike, but I'm also all over the map with stuff like Kaiba, Cat Soup, 8 1/2, Dark Crystal, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Price Of Milk, Star Wars, Haxan, Star Trek, Firefly.. oh and many more!

Most things written/drawn by Sidney Sime, HR Giger, Elian Black'Mor, Jhonnen Vasquez, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Jim Woodring, Astrid Lindgren, Douglas Adams, Herman Hesse, Warren Ellis, Moebius, Enki Bilal, Jack London, Juan Rulfo, Lev Tolstoy, and William Gibson. Anything boat-y always appreciated, especially Rousmaniere's book of seamanship, Lansing's Endurance, Joshua Slocum, Bernard Moitessier, Compton's marine diesel maintenance and Casey's sailboat electrics.

Got a heavy crush on animation, esp. stop motion and anything hand-made is just amazing.

I used to write and photo-shoot for online culture magazine about theatre, film, and tons of music (Sigur Ros, Broken Social Scene, Xiu Xiu, gothic rock, shoegaze, and especially the sounds from the 60s-70s). Stuff like Autechre, Burial, Kraftwerk, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Smashing Pumpkins, Sisters of Mercy, Venetian Snares, The Smiths, George Harrison, Marissa Nadler is constantly in my player.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Wild snowy winters somewhere Far in The North... preferably involving wild animals and firearms.
- People capable to love. That true, caring, passionate, genuine love.
- Chocolate and pastries
- Wind powered explorations.... sailing! I could also settle for kayaking or canoeing
- Some human powered way to navigate around land, preferably a bike (fat bike, road bike, mountain bike...)
- Adventures! I tend to turn really grumpy and sad if I spend too much time adventure-less.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The curse of my life, and the man of my dreams (or one of them):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTok5l45OJo

Living in simplicity as opposed to struggling to meet everyone else's idea of standard living... which is just a euphemism for the amount of work I'd have to put in to reach those standards before I'm considered happy and self-sufficient.

“I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either overhauling and building bicycles at a local bike shop...or leaning on drill press while holding dremel in one hand and a bottle of rhum in the other, taking precision on a rocking sailboat to a next level. Often way into the wee hours of saturday morning....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
As long as you're not married or already seeing someone, you should definitely give this a go. I distrust the idea of polyamory.

Or... if you wanna talk about atoms, death, aliens, sex, magic, intellect, the meaning of life, the unconscious mind, faraway galaxies, the lies you've told, your flaws, your childhood, what keeps you up at night, your insecurities and fears... I like people with depth, who speak with emotion from a twisted mind.

I'm slowly getting into underwater fishing. If you want to keep me company or help me put on/peel off my wet suit, please get in touch :)

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