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Futalognosaurus

31 Toronto, Ontario, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–49
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Unemployed
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have no job, no real estate, no car, no plans for family/kids, no intentions to fit in or adhere to standard people's expectations... I never go to the gym because I already burn too many calories with life as it is....and the only thing on my mind is the next adventure in the bush or on water. I guess you can call me uncivilised.

I fix up and race sailboats as a hobby, so basically 3-4 days out of 7 I'm out there on the lake, and during the rest I'm in the boat yard. Consequently, although I'm a proud owner of dozens of skirts and dresses and femmy stuff, these days I'm mostly coated in epoxy primer, fiberglass or gelcoat slivers, oils, lubes, battery acid burnt clothes and similar non-girly substances. If you don't find that sexy...then something is terribly wrong with you :P

They say I'm a radiant and restless dreamer. A stubborn go-get'er who will stand her grounds and plough through anything like there's no tomorrow. I have a lot of life changing ideas, plans and adventures for The Bright Future, some of them are actually happening Right Now! :)

I have slept/lived in a bunch of strange spaces, like caves, sailboats, abandoned factories, remote islands, old tenement house with a long shady corridor that most people run away from screaming WTF was THAT??!

There are lots of unexplainable facts about my life. Like, dropping oysters into a hot bubble bath and having funny conversations with them. Or chasing bunnies in the bush and ending up having sex with a human in snow. Or canoeing in the tail of a hurricane. Well, you get the idea.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living off the grid with no money involved.

Making dessert from scratch. Be it chocolate cupcakes with decadent mascarpone icing or multiple layer chocolate cake or brownies with rich chocolate ganache or dulce de leche cheesecake...yes, too much to list :)

I'd also like to think that I'm somewhat good at running around with giant propane tanks while whooshing a gun that spits fire. That defines my freetime.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Wild snowy winters somewhere Far in The North... preferably involving wild animals and firearms.
- People capable to love. That true, caring, passionate, genuine love.
- Chocolate and pastries
- Wind powered explorations.... sailing! I could also settle for kayaking or canoeing
- Some human powered way to navigate around land, preferably a bike (fat bike, road bike, mountain bike...)
- Adventures! I tend to turn really grumpy and sad if I spend too much time adventure-less.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either overhauling and building bicycles at a local bike shop...or leaning on drill press while holding dremel in one hand and a bottle of rhum in the other, taking precision on a rocking sailboat to a next level. Often way into the wee hours of saturday morning....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I have a soft spot for bear type of guys... that said, if you're adventurous and a free spirit it won't even matter ;)