I kind of have a bad memory when it comes to which profiles I've already looked at, using only those little pictures. I'm not
stalking you if I visit multiple times. I mean, I'm probably not.
No promises though.

Does it make me a bad person if I look at a picture that has
multiple girls and then get disappointed that the profile is not owned by the hot one but instead by her friend? Probably, but that's not the only thing that does.

I'm both a narcissist and a guy with low self esteem. Basically I think that I'm better than everyone, I just don't think that's much of an accomplishment.

That might have been a joke...maybe.

Wearing a tie to work just down the street from the Empire State Building, even though I don't technically have to wear one. Because that's just how I roll...Pointlessly.

Sometimes I write...a lot. But mostly to stem my oncoming insanity. I sorta dream of becoming a hermit in the woods, writing of the madness that envelopes me. I've written a few novels, but only one is fully proofed, the rest are in various editing phases. Now I just need to figure out some way to market it, but I don't think people are necessarily interested in long-winded, meandering novels in which one dude is basically just thinking about bullshit while interesting things happen elsewhere. It's also genre fiction, and we all know how wonderful that bullshit can be.

Being modest.

Also making jokes only I think are funny. This is especially prevalent in the messages I send to people on here. I mean, I used to randomly change my astrological sign on the right over there every once in a while, but decided to stop because it was a waste of time; seeing as nobody was actually noticing my stupidity. But it made me laugh.

I used to be pretty good at playing pool, back in college when I would play for a few hours every day after classes...but once I started having to pay for pool, I kind of just stopped playing. There also wasn't a single good pool hall in Orlando, so maybe I'll start up again, since there are probably a few in NY.

I also used to be able to sing really well, and was even a voice major my first year of college; but years of neglect coupled with destroying my vocal chords with alcohol and such have ruined that.

So don't ask me to sing, it's a sore subject and I might lash out violently.

Ok that's a lie.

Why did I put that here in the first place? We'll never know.

Basically the moral of this story is that I used to be good at things, but now I'm not good at things. I bet you just can't wait to see what else I'm not longer good at. Wink wink.

How absolutely ordinary I am in every way.

Books: Everything is Illuminated. The Grapes of Wrath. I absolutely loved The Road, but just can't get into Cormac McCarthy's other stuff, I don't know why (No Country for Old Men was decent). Some graphic novels like The Walking Dead, The Sandman, Watchmen. I did love the Harry Potter books as well. I finally read A Song of Ice and Fire, which was pretty amazing. Most recently read: The Forever War. I don't read as much as I used to, however...ever since I bought the NYTimes crossword puzzle for my phone.

Movies: So many I can barely remember them all. I love movies and could literally (or hyperbolic-ally?) watch them constantly. Pan's Labyrinth, Eternal Sunshine, Children of Men, I dig the Star Wars movies, Rian Johnson movies are great, as are most Cohen Brothers movies. So many.

TV Shows: Shows that currently air...Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Daily Show and Colbert Report, Community, Futurama, Archer, It's Always Sunny, Louie. I would put an RIP section for shows we've lost, but there would be too many to name.

Best Musical - Les Miserables (I felt that the movie was very good with some nitpicks, but it still could've been much better.), although I really want to see Book of Mormon.
Best Play - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead...or Waiting for Godot.

Music: Loudon Wainwright III and Tom Waits are my top two. I love folk and folk rock, Irish rock, etc. I also dig comedy groups, like FotC and Garfunkel and Oates. I want to front a Josh Lederman y Los Diablos cover band, but mostly because everyone would think that I'm the one who wrote the awesome songs, because nobody has ever heard of them.
Best song is probably Come on up to the House by Tom Waits
Best Album is probably Mule Variations, again by Tom Waits.

Um...Ellipses?

Why life doesn't follow the rules of Joseph Campbell.

Either that or an Irish drinking song.

Hm...well Thursday night is boardgame night, and recently we've had people over on Friday nights to watch basketball...but after Basketball season, who knows really.

How come Friday night isn't called Frinight? Mic drop!

The second season of The Wire was my favorite...yeah, I went there.

Also, my cat is named after a character from Buffy the Vampire Slayer...

You aren't completely turned off by my insanity.