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Futson

30 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Tagalog (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Apparently I'm INTJ...I'm not quite sure what this mean, but if pressed to answer I think it means I'm boring?

I kind of have a bad memory when it comes to which profiles I've already looked at, using only those little pictures. It's almost like I have prosopagnosia, but only when looking at pictures of strangers or watching TV. I'm not stalking you if I visit multiple times. I mean, I'm probably not. No promises though. Random people just look alike to me! Oh, and if you have pictures with multiple people in them, there is a really good chance I will have no idea which one you are, even if you have pictures of you yourself alone in order to make reference to. I've spent more time than I probably should going back and forth between pictures just trying to solve this seemingly simple puzzle.

I didn't see snow until I was like, 24, so every winter when it snows I'm like a child.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Somehow staggering into work in midtown only about 5 minutes late. Wearing a tie most days even though I don't have to because that's just how I roll. Pointlessly. I also am quite uncomfortable with how my boss seems to imply that I'm going to have his job in a couple years, because I dislike the thought of being so much of an adult that I'm stuck in some office with a multi-year plan. And by imply, I mean he flat out told me.

Sometimes I write...a lot. But mostly to stem my oncoming insanity. I sorta dream of becoming a hermit in the woods, writing of the madness that envelopes me. I don't consider myself that great of a writer, I feel like I'm a bit tautological and my mind has this habit of blanking on words (does this when I speak too), even though I have a fairly decent vocabulary. I think my ideas and whatnot are interesting but whatever. I also tend to ramble. I ramble a lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being modest.

Making jokes that only I think are funny...My profile is filled with them. Don't let that make you think I don't take this seriously! Woo online dating!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Somebody told me I look like a younger, less angry Marc Maron. My first reaction was disappointment about the part where I was less angry...

Not quite the first thing, but one time I went out with a girl from here, a couple hours and a few drinks later, she called me out on not being passionate about anything. I asked my friends if this was something so obvious about me, and they said yep. I mean, I care about things, I care about some things too much...I just don't know how to be excited about things, or at least express such excitement.

Addendum: Since this happened, I've realized that I tend to get criticized for this on a somewhat regular basis. I don't get it! I care about things! I really do!

Oh yeah, I'm also great at admitting things on a dating site I probably shouldn't. Don't worry, there's plenty more of this below.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Everything is Illuminated. The Grapes of Wrath. I absolutely loved The Road, but just can't get into Cormac McCarthy's other stuff, I don't know why (No Country for Old Men was decent). I like some sci fi and fantasy. ASoIaF is great. Harry Potter of course.
Currently reading: Day Watch. Because Russian fantasy novels are wacky.

Graphic Novels: The Sandman, Watchmen, Ex Machina, Y: The Last Man. These are all magnificent books.
Currently reading: The Walking Dead, Fables, Saga, Preacher, Irredeemable, Maus, Deadpool. (How is there not a Deadpool movie yet?! Get on that! Addendum: apparently this is happening!) Also reading DC's 52 and rereading Sandman.

Movies: So many I can barely remember them all. I love movies and could literally (or hyperbolic-ally?) watch them constantly. Pan's Labyrinth, Eternal Sunshine, In Bruge, Children of Men, I dig the Star Wars movies, Rian Johnson movies are great, as are most Cohen Brothers movies. Also Edgar Wright movies. So many.
Most recent seen in theaters: Deliver us from Evil. I like horror movies. It was ok. Nothing to write home about, but enjoyable. I did like seeing Joel McHale goofing about and being badass.

TV Shows: Shows that currently air...House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Daily Show and Colbert Report, Community, Archer, Orange is the new Black, Sherlock, The Americans. I would put an RIP section for shows we've lost, but there would be too many to name. Although yes, I am one of those people that say Breaking Bad and The Wire are the top two. Also True Detective is fucking fantastic.

Best Musical - Les Miserables...although I really want to see Book of Mormon.
Best Play - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead...or Waiting for Godot.

Music: Loudon Wainwright III and Tom Waits are my top two. I would say my two favorite genres are the Blues and Irish rock/folk.
My iPhone has music from both The Carter Family and NoFX...let that tell you what it will.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Um...Ellipses?

Also, fuck Maslow. Who does he think he is?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why life doesn't follow the rules of Joseph Campbell.

How many random references and/or big words I can throw out to make people think I'm smart.

When was it a thing for girls to dress up as Rosie the riveter for Halloween? My guess would be somewhere in late October.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hm...I tend to go to movies after work all by myself, because I am awesome like that. Then after that sometimes I'll meet friends and go drink around Williamsburg with all the hipsters. I found a bar that was playing Mad Men on the TVs one time. It was pretty rad. The next time I went there Law and Order: Child Rape Division was on...and the time after that Yellow Submarine. I'm not sure I'm following the narrative.

How come Friday night isn't just called Frinight? Mic drop!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My cat is named after a character from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I also don't watch Doctor Who...

I enjoy video games...yeah. I tell myself it's mostly as a way to hang out with a couple good friends that don't live in New York, but that's just rationalization. Video games are fun.
You should message me if
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You're into (obscure?) boardgames and drinking, as those are two of my favorite past-times.

I'm honestly terrible at sending messages. I refuse to use anything scripted. Half the time I just say stupid shit, and the other half I say inane shit. But that's just who I am. I refuse to lie or try to appear as something more than I am. Probably because I'm lazy and apathetic.

If you want to go out and do something...comedy clubs are fun. I want to start playing pool again, but it's just too expensive to go alone, haha. I want to start going to shows and such again as well, but most of my friends aren't really into that. Also if you'd be interested in Comic Conventions or going to PAX East with me, that'd be rad. Also baseball or basketball games (The US Open too!). Look, basically I find enjoyment in everything...it's actually a bad thing at times because I can't really focus on one hobby.

Also...please please please know the difference between various homonyms and homophones. And hominids, but that's really for your own sake more than anything.