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32 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

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Last online
Online now!
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a super sarcastic, hyper-aware, geeky, gym-going, Prius-driving, motorcycle-riding, ENTJ, feminist, hip, self-deprecating comedian.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making you laugh while living the life in the best coast after escaping the clutches of the deep south four years ago. I'm from Alabama and that's like being from another planet, so I'm on vacation every day of the week out here.

Too smart to be stressed out by the textbook engineer/doctor/lawyer/finance route, so if that's the type you're looking for MOVE ALONG. I make plenty of money and am very happy with my unconventional career and sick of being rejected simply cause you can't brag to mom and dad about that typical, boring guy you're dating. Let's not waste each other's time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
random question answering.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe you should tell me when we meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I tried to come up with a good quote about books, but couldn't come up with anything as good as the books themselves.

Movies are an escape, so I watch wreckless action, mindless comedy or something so freakin' deep that thoughts can't escape from anything off the screen. I like to enjoy them either snuggling on the couch with netflix or in the theater on the big screen. Can't deny that popcorn.

Shows I've watched include (online cause I threw away the TV) Seinfeld, Top Gear, Cosmos, HIMYM, South Park, Broad City, Bob's Burger's, Louie, Orange is the New Black among others and yeah, I still watch SNL cause sometimes there's 5 minutes of funny.

My ears are open to any music that the drums enjoy and they have good taste. From Samri to Drum and Bass, and throw in about 20 of the Top 40 while we're at it (gotta stay fresh.) That and I just can't stop listening to NPR. Nice to know what's happening in the world.

I'm an adventurous eater. Throw something in front of me and i'll give it a shot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Randomness (The most fun)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways of not being lazy and attempts at productivity.

Why things are the way they are.

The future.

How to make every situation just that much funnier.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I brush my teeth in the shower just to get that extra clean feeling.
You should message me if
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You are fun, nerdy and open-minded.

A teammate, accomplice and best friend. An affectionate and honest companion who doesn't hold back. A confidante to talk out thoughts and feelings and knows that communication is key. Someone who thinks long term while also enjoying the moment. One who is as adept in foreign places as you are in your own.