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32 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:33pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well I can't really say I "just moved to DC" anymore. I'm relatively new to the District, and online dating, and so far returns are positive.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Headed east from Portland, Oregon in February (2013) to pursue a career in Foreign Policy. Currently bartending in Columbia Heights. Still figuring it out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Party DJing.
Dumb jokes.
Making/drinking solid cocktails.
Gift giving.
Making tasty food stuffs.
Driving cross country.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My winning personality, HILARIOUS sense of humor, and masculine good looks...I'm also humble.

Words or phrases recently used by Districters to describe me:
"Walt, you're one of the good ones!" (note: not said on a date)
Trustworthy (I didn't say they were all accurate...)
Possesses a shy/blue aura. (didn't even hear this in Portland)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In the interests of transactional honesty:
I didn't answer "body type" because I wasn't represented there. I definitely shopped in the "husky" section as a kid, but I've always been athletic & ain't no couch potato. I'm a rugby player with no team, a biker with no bike, and a hiker with no trails...I just moved here, remember?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
We started from the bottom, and now we're HERE?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My Fridays usually happen mid-week, and there's an equal chance I'll be visiting any of the following locales:
Karaoke. Dive bars. Stand-up shows. Live music venues. House parties. My bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read Jezebel. Regularly. And I like polka dots, like, a lot.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can laugh at yourself, like yourself, and take care of yourself with some credibility.

Also important, the ability to take things seriously and not at all seriously in equal measure.

You dig dudes with beards...cause, ya know, I have one.