Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ugh, the self summary part, lame. Anyway, here is some reasonably
important information, I guess:
I like animals, especially dogs, cats are cool too but that varies
by the cat in question, mine's great.
I have the ability to find humor in just about any situation, even
if the humor is dark and macabre.
I am not easily offended
I have no interest in sports
I, overuse, commas when, I type, in, case you, haven't, noticed.
However, I speak and write with reasonably correct grammar
otherwise and am annoyed by poor English.
I love Biology
I'm pretty disorganized, I hate it.
I don't like racists, homophobes, sexists, etc.
I am afraid of vomit.
Damn its hard to capture the essence of ones' being in a little
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I went to Appalachian State University for Biology Secondary
Education. Having trouble finding employment after graduating due
to the economy nose-dive, I enrolled in a Medical Assisting
Program. I worked at a Plasma Center for a year as a Phlebotomist.
I am now a Clinical Research Coordinator in a private practice
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing blood, not that that makes me a more alluring match but
hey, you asked. They do officially refer to me as "the Vampire" at
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess it would be my glasses, brown hair, and fair skin. At least
that's what I'd notice if I were to see myself for the first time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: 1984, Angels and Demons, Da Vinci Code, Ishmael, The Count
of Monte Cristo
Movies: Monty Python's Holy Grail, Clerks, Paul, Hitchhiker's Guide
to the Galaxy, Muppet Treasure Island, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along
Blog (does that count as a movie?), The Omen. So many others,
really anything funny or scary.
TV: South Park, King of the Hill, Scrubs, Family Guy, The Simpsons,
1000 Ways to Die, Monty Python's Flying Circus, My Strange
Music: System of a Down, Guns and Roses, Shinedown, Metallica,
Avenged Sevenfold, Green Day. Lonely island. Umm lots others that I
can't think of at the moment. But you get the gist. Not a rap or
country music fan. Unless it's funny rap, then it's OK.
Food: Italian, American, and Mexican foods are my favorites, I
usually don't choose to eat Asian food but don't mind it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My parents, friends, pets-preferably a dog or cat, food, laughing,
a career. Pretty boring really.......I'm even boring
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm Agnostic so I spend a lot of time thinking about what/who is
really "up there", what "up there" even means, what happens after
death, things like that. I am unwilling and unable to just simply
believe what I was told as a child, just because a church said it.
There are ENDLESS possible explanations for the things that happen
and I feel that all religions are simply guesses at what's really
going on. None necessarily more or less valid than another. I have
guesses of my own but I will never be arrogant enough to assume
that I am definitely correct. Hence, Agnosticism
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Decompressing from the week, preparing for epic sleepin-in on
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate vegetables.......not terribly private, I know but hey, this
IS online for EVERYONE to see after all.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
How bout if I just put who should not contact me?
Do not contact me if
Your age is greater than 40: I already have a father, thanks.
Your bmi is higher than 30: obesity is not attractive. I really
hate to be shallow, I really do but you can't choose who you're
attracted to and who you are not.
You are very religious, of any faith
You are ignorant enough to think homosexuality is a sin.
You are against birth control
Bottom line though, I'm looking for something real. Not at all
interested in casual sex or meaningless relationships.
Who are you looking for?
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