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FyUoCuK

28 M Ladoga, IN

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  • Ages 18–50
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My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Its pretty great to be me! And other than trying to avoid the modern maladies of vanity and apathy, that's all I need. As one of my favorite artists put it, "you won't find no letter by my remains, won't be caught dead settling,".

Music is my life, I'm not going to be cheesy and say I like all kinds, but chances are there is at least a minute selection from each genre that I enjoy, or could enjoy listening to. Primarily I listen to Hip-Hop, mostly of the underground/independent variety, and then I'd say about 20% of the music I listen to on a regular basis is rock/alternative/metal/punk, it kind of owns my heart, i just can't stand so much of it, and the small amount I can becomes stale quickly.

I am Funny, Intelligent, and Honest
What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated high school, went to college at Ivy Tech, graduated from there, and then the economy died, so I am currently working at Acuity Brands Lighting as a Hydroform Operator/Setup and constantly looking for ways to move up from there, either from within the company, or with a new job, I can't stop here, I've got to keep moving.

Writing, writing is another part of my life, I write whenever I get inspired to. I used to write for a living for SlashGear.com, I am no longer employed with them, but it was a hell of a ride while it lasted. Regardless, I write for myself, on my own blog, check my journal on here for some examples, I put some shitty poetry I wrote as well as a few examples of an average blog post in there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really good at working on/with computers, blending in with other people, and overall making an ass of myself, whether it be by something I do, or something I say, I will mess everything up somehow.

I like to think I'm good at writing as well, but there are likely a lot of people that would argue that point.

Lastly, as I said already, I'm really good at being me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quite a large individual, followed by the fact that people say I have a "baby face", on a personal level, the first thing you hear out of my mouth is almost guaranteed to piss you off or make you laugh. Lastly, my clothing is functional, beyond that, I try and be a little fashionable, but that's about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ender's Series, Angels And Demons, Twilight Saga (I really hate to admit it, but it was addictive like crack), The Prince, Communist Manifesto, the Harry Potter Series, Voltaire's Candide

Movies: I don't really have any favorites, there are a few i can't seem to watch enough these days, Twilight, Never Back Down, Finding Forrester, Religulous, etc..

TV Shows: House, Scrubs, The Closer, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Better off Ted, The Unusuals, Numb3rs, In Plain Sight, Grey's Anatomy, True Blood, Kings, Entourage, Weeds, Reaper, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Dollhouse, Prison Break, Fringe, Big Bang Theory, My Boys, The Mentalist, Lie To Me, Greek, Private Practice, the list goes on but i can't remember all the shows i like to watch.

Music: RhymeSayers Entertainment, P.O.S., Dessa, Doomtree, Atmosphere, Eyedea & Abilities, Brother Ali, The Prodigy, The Crystal Method, Hurt, Aesop Rock, Aceyalone, Alestorm, Mastodon, Slipknot, Meshuggah, Apocalyptica, Basement Jaxx, Bumblefoot, Cage, Common, Kanye West, Cunninlynguists, D12, Daft Punk, Dead Prez, Deftones, Dilated Peoples, Dio, Disturbed, DJ Khaled, Doomtree, Dr. Dre, Drake, Emery, Eminem, Felt, Flobots, Flo Rida, Flogging Molly, Fort Minor, Galactic, Grayskul, The Grouch, Heiruspecs, Hollywood Undead, The Hives, Immortal Technique, Jadakiss, T.I., Young Jeezy, Yung Joc, Living Legends, The Lonely Island, Mos def, Mr. Dibbs, Murs, Nelly, Nas, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Obie Trice, A Perfect Circle, The Raconteurs, The Roots, Sage Francis, Serj Tankian, System of a Down, Slug, The Smashing Pumpkins, Soul Position, Stabbing Westward, Static X, Stonesour, Tech N9ne, Ten Masked Men, Tenacious D, Wu-tang Clan, 3 inches of blood, Behemoth, Gogol Bordello

Food: ZOMFG I LOVE SUSHI! I've become addicted to it, anyways, I also like to try new foodstuffs, just about anything I'll try once!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, Food, Shelter, Friends, Family, My iPhone

and all of those, are in the opposite order of importance, I have quite literally become more attached to my iPhone than I am either one of my testicles, IT CAN DO EVERYTHING! (with the exceptions of the dishes and wiping my ass)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can do more/better and how I can get ahead. I like to daydream a fair amount too, and its usually about winning the lottery and what I would do with that kind of money, generally its a mix between charity and disappearing off the grid til I figured out what to do with it.

I also like to ponder religion, my own lack of it (I know, just say it, "HEATHEN!"), as well as other religions, their similarities, the ones I'd like to learn about, the ones I'd like to learn more about, and most importantly the contradictions of pretty much every single Christian's actions versus their religion's teachings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends, either at the movie theater, out shopping, or just playing video games.

I'm a huge fan of movies, like I seriously go to the movie theater at least once a week to see whatever the latest and greatest movie out is. I'm not a critic, so if you want me to argue the merits of the plot points and character depth of one movie versus another I not only can't, but I won't. It was either worth the $9 ticket price, or it wasn't.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I like to dye my hair and paint my fingernails fucked up colors, just because i like to make the occasional semi-drastic change in my own physical appearance. Although right now, other than growing my hair out again, I'm not doing anything drastic at the moment.

Other than that, just ask and I'll answer your questions, I'm not a completely open book, but you'll always either get the truth or me telling you I don't want to answer the question, I can't lie well so I quit doing it about 6 years ago.
You should message me if
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you want to, chances are I'll reply, I love to hear from people, even if you only have advice to offer, statements to make, or comments, be they good or bad, regarding me or my profile.