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  • Ages 20–32
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Last online
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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"Hilarious!!!!" - Rolling Stone Magazine

"Changing the bachelor game" - Roger and Ebert

"A true gentleman" - Dr. Claw

"Sexy as hell. I'd tap that..." Staff Robot

"A++!!!" -

"You want me to plug what???" - Quentin Tarantino

Ah, Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend. A little about me.

I'm right handed. This means I'm only fulfilling half of my grasping potential. Underachiever much? I would give my left hand to be ambidextrous. (I didn't say it would all be pertinent =P).

My friends say that my "type" of woman is one with ADD. This seems to be the case for the most part which makes having a relationship with them a little harder (I've found). I don't know why and I don't know how but... I have ADD-ar.

I don't know how to enunciate. *mumble mumble toil and grumble*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be late-lay! Which admittedly isn't a whole lot or extremely unique. But it's not what you do. It's how you do it, dummy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things up... like

AMAZING band names. Ye Scurvy Dogs, I Had Wings, Killa Crickets on Crack, Hold the FUCKING APPLAUSE, Karma Goes "BANG".

Bad porn titles. "ET Me" is a alien fetish film utilizing probes and barely legal kiddies. "Tangled Up and Screwed" is a bondage flick where all the dialogue is done in over-the-top Dylan accents. Not that there's much dialogue.

Lets make lists, you and I.
The first things people usually notice about me
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are hidden from view (at least on this website). Notice something else. Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like to read fantasy. Epic or urban. But I don't really think fantasy translates too well to the screen unless you have a helluva budget You need that Peter Jackson money to pull it off. I gravitate towards all kinds of tragically nerdy entertainment really. Also, I love anything done well. Mostly because it's done well! How can you not appreciate that?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Wheels
2. Smokes
3. Coffee is good
4. Glasses
5. A funny joke
6. Fucking hyperbole
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sleep, nostalgically.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
All alone and one, two, three, ... seven bottles deep. Alcoholic sounds so judgy. Call me a devout libation enthusiast!!!!!

I am pretty sure my fun muscle has deteriorated beyond all recognition. Hell, it may not even be functional at this point (that is not a euphemism so get your minds out of the gutter you dirty pervs).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I may... MAY... karate the shit out of the air pretty vigorously when I think no one is watching. I've never taken a karate lesson, but then again neither did Ip Man. Okay, I'm making that up, but I'm fairly sure Bill Gates never went to college so shut up.
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GOOSE!!! You have been goosed, and now you must give chase! Don't look at me dude, I didn't make the rules.