"Changing the bachelor game" - Roger and Ebert
"A true gentleman" - Dr. Claw
"Sexy as hell. I'd tap that..." Staff Robot
"Insprirational!!!" - CreepersInMasks.com
"You want me to plug what???" - Quentin Tarantino
Ah, Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend. A little about me.
I'm right handed. This means I'm only fulfilling half of my grasping potential. Underachiever much? I would give my left hand to be ambidextrous.
I was a goddamn weird child. And now I'm a weird man-child-thing. Funny how odd balls spend their childhood wishing they were like everyone else. Buuuut everyone else spends their adulthood wishing there was something special about them.
I use to have an imaginary friend named Mr. Feeny who would post up in the corner and talk shit to me until I cried. Man, I miss that guy. It's true, you just don't know what you have until it's gone.
I think that Puu trying to bring the dying Yusuke some water, tripping over his big dumb floppy ears, and dropping it. Soldiering on and failing repeatedly is both the saddest and most inspirational moment ever, real or imaginary.
Four tidbits seems properly insufficient. Underachiever yo.