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G0GadgetG0

25 South Bend, IN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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"Hilarious!!!!" - Rolling Stone Magazine

"Changing the bachelor game" - Roger and Ebert

"A true gentleman" - Dr. Claw

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"You want me to plug what???" - Quentin Tarantino
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Ah, Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend. A little about me.

I'm right handed. This means I'm only fulfilling half of my grasping potential. Underachiever much? I would give my left hand to be ambidextrous.

I use to have an imaginary friend named Mr. Feeny who would post up in the corner and talk shit to me until I cried. Man, I miss that guy. It's true, you just don't know what you have until it's gone.

My non imaginary friends say that my "type" of woman is one with ADD. This seems to be the case for the most part which makes having a relationship with them a little harder (I've found). I don't know why and I don't know how but... I have ADD-ar.

I don't know how to enunciate. *mumble mumble toil and grumble*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be late-lay! Which admittedly isn't a whole lot or extremely unique. But it's not what you do. It's how you do it, dummy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
So many things. Blinking. Winking is a little iffy, but blinking I got down pat. Feeding my pets. Not feeding myself. Button mashing fighters. I don't have a clue what I'm doing. XXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Yeah deal with that combo, fool. Coming up with AMAZING band names like Ye Scurvy Dogs, I Had Wings, Killa Crickets on Crack, Hold the Applause... Asshole and Karma Goes Bang! It's a pretty useless talent. Playing devil's advocate and defending ridiculous positions to get rises out of people for my own entertainment. Oh gods, that sounds like trolling doesn't it? It's not... It's completely different!!!! Somehow... Shit... Now I hate myself. Making cigarettes disappear. Capitalism. Herping and subsequently derping.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
are hidden from view (at least on this website). Notice something else. Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like to read fantasy. Epic or urban. But I don't really think fantasy translates too well to the screen unless you have a helluva budget You need that Peter Jackson money to pull it off. I gravitate towards all kinds of tragically nerdy entertainment really. Also, I love anything done well. Mostly because it's done well! How can you not appreciate that?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Wheels
2. Smokes
3. Coffee is good
4. Glasses
5. A funny joke
6. Fucking hyperbole
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what other people imagine their mental break might look like when they finally snap! Personally, I see myself inexplicably stripping in a public area and tearing down the street screaming, "I'M NOT DOING IT RIGHT, I"M NOT DOING IT RIGHT!!!!" at the top of my lungs. Or destroying all my property and becoming a homeless mute. I stand on the same street corner every afternoon where I hold up a sign like a pan handler which reads, "I'm broke :( Plz help", but I refuse to take any money offered to me. Why won't anyone fix me????

WHOOPS!!!! Were we not supposed to talk about mental breaks on a dating website? What I meant to say was ... ... erm ... CATS!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
All alone and one, two, three, ... seven bottles deep. Alcoholic sounds so judgy. Call me a devout libation enthusiast!!!!!

I am pretty sure my fun muscle has deteriorated beyond all recognition. Hell, it may not even be functional at this point (that is not a euphemism so get your minds out of the gutter you dirty pervs).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may... MAY... occasionally karate the shit out of the air when I think no one is watching. I've never taken a karate class.
You should message me if
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Duck!

Duck!

Duck!

GOOSE MOTHERFUCKER!!! You have been goosed, and now you must give chase! Don't look at me dude, I didn't make the rules.

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