How about this, the "important idea" to get out of the paragraph will be BOLDED (or in quotations for you jerks using phones) so as to not waste your time reading the rest if you don't want to. Sounds like a fair compromise, capisce?
"I'm ambitious as all get your ass out." I'm currently helping run my family's business to make money while simultaneously being a head marketer for an Indie Game Studio, and then acting and writing for professional theater in what's left of my free time. I aim to affect the world with a work of mine, and I'm getting there swiftly.
"I'm a competent and genuine working man with a mouth that'll make your mother feint." I get whatever job I'm given done and I wear my heart on my sleeve. I'm also pretty crass; so naturally, I'm not the best at first impressions. But you have my intraweb word: I'm very open, friendly, and charmingly vulgar person. I treat people straight and with some basic human dignity while also keeping my own work ethic unbreakable and goals intact. I often wear myself out as a side effect, but I refuse to give up, sometimes when I should.
"I'm an entirely creative and socially optimistic artist." I find the good and oddly specific details in just about anything. Adding an absurd twang to any conversation is what I do best. Stories, scenarios, and characters are always brewing in my mind, to the point where it'll keep me up at night in excitement. Graduating as an English-Theatre double major does that to you and, let's face it, that probably means I'm gonna live in a fancy cardboard box later in life (but only in the nicest alley because I don't have shit standards).
"I take good care of myself, but know how to party like it's 1999 when I get the chance." Since graduating, I've become a lot more life focused, hence my health has followed suit. Though it's hard for me to keep a personal schedule with all my jobs, I still try to find time to work out, keep my mind sharp, and eat right. I only try to drink once a week, and never really get shit faced anymore. But man, when I'm able to party, I get wild! I can dance, I can take shots, and I can meet a hundred people in one hour and be perfectly energetic! Sometimes I get in a rut and focus too much on work though, and forget to relax when I should.
"Finally, I am in the zone with my inner Geek, and proud of it!" I absolutely adore videogames, animated movies, and cartoons! I mean, I have a picture somewhere in the recesses of my photo library where I'm wearing a "Kingdom Hearts" shirt in front of Disney World. There's more magic in that picture than if Houdini and Gandalf were Eiffel Towering Hermione Granger and high-fiving so hard in the middle that Merlin heard the clapping sound resonate in one of his time-travel vacations. So goddamn magical.
And to top it all off, I have a RIDICULOUSLY deep voice for a skinny Jewish guy. Just thought you’d like to know about my sultry Semitic tone, dear reader.
So yeah, that's me in a summary. Come at me, bro, and like comments of the sort.