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24 Saint Louis, MO Man


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  • Ages 22–27
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
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What up? The name's Nathan. I'm from St. Louis, MO, and I'm a relatively recent college graduate from Truman State University Class of 2013. So how do I explain myself without boring you to tears with paragraphs of babbleshit...

How about this, the "important idea" to get out of the paragraph will be BOLDED (or in quotations for you jerks using phones) so as to not waste your time reading the rest if you don't want to. Sounds like a fair compromise, capisce?

"I'm ambitious as all get your ass out." I'm currently helping run my family's business to make money while simultaneously being a head marketer for an Indie Game Studio, and then acting and writing for professional theater in what's left of my free time. I aim to affect the world with a work of mine, and I'm getting there swiftly.

"I'm a competent and genuine working man with a mouth that'll make your mother feint." I get whatever job I'm given done and I wear my heart on my sleeve. I'm also pretty crass; so naturally, I'm not the best at first impressions. But you have my intraweb word: I'm very open, friendly, and charmingly vulgar person. I treat people straight and with some basic human dignity while also keeping my own work ethic unbreakable and goals intact. I often wear myself out as a side effect, but I refuse to give up, sometimes when I should.

"I'm an entirely creative and socially optimistic artist." I find the good and oddly specific details in just about anything. Adding an absurd twang to any conversation is what I do best. Stories, scenarios, and characters are always brewing in my mind, to the point where it'll keep me up at night in excitement. Graduating as an English-Theatre double major does that to you and, let's face it, that probably means I'm gonna live in a fancy cardboard box later in life (but only in the nicest alley because I don't have shit standards).

"I take good care of myself, but know how to party like it's 1999 when I get the chance." Since graduating, I've become a lot more life focused, hence my health has followed suit. Though it's hard for me to keep a personal schedule with all my jobs, I still try to find time to work out, keep my mind sharp, and eat right. I only try to drink once a week, and never really get shit faced anymore. But man, when I'm able to party, I get wild! I can dance, I can take shots, and I can meet a hundred people in one hour and be perfectly energetic! Sometimes I get in a rut and focus too much on work though, and forget to relax when I should.

"Finally, I am in the zone with my inner Geek, and proud of it!" I absolutely adore videogames, animated movies, and cartoons! I mean, I have a picture somewhere in the recesses of my photo library where I'm wearing a "Kingdom Hearts" shirt in front of Disney World. There's more magic in that picture than if Houdini and Gandalf were Eiffel Towering Hermione Granger and high-fiving so hard in the middle that Merlin heard the clapping sound resonate in one of his time-travel vacations. So goddamn magical.

And to top it all off, I have a RIDICULOUSLY deep voice for a skinny Jewish guy. Just thought you’d like to know about my sultry Semitic tone, dear reader.

So yeah, that's me in a summary. Come at me, bro, and like comments of the sort.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm living the life of a constantly busy experience builder; a college-grad artist who has come to the stunning realization that adult life is right in front of me, yet I still catch myself with my shirt on backwards every morning. It’s okay though, because sometimes the life I leave behind me wants to read witty-ass shirt quotes too! Where I'll end up, I'm not sure yet, but I know where I am now, and I know what I'm doing isn't wasting time, and that's what counts. That, and being cllege debt free. Practically no one my age can say that. Fuckin' A, right? I DID IT!

I have many stories about many endeavors, and I work on a multitude of things, both personal and professional, including learning how to run a business, being a marketer for an indie videogame company (Metamorphic Games), planning indie movies with friends in LA, organizing charity bar crawls in my free time, and acting/managing/writing for professional theatre. I've also been fortunate enough to have several rare experiences at my age in travel, romance, and personal tragedy. Storytelling is something I take a great bit of pride in, and I have plenty to talk about. If you're curious about anything, just ask me about it, you shy sonuvabitch!

Adventure is out there!
I’m really good at
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- Again, I have a passion for creative things like writing, acting, voice-overs, stand-up comedy, backstage handiwork, storytelling, composing piano pieces, drawing the sexiest stick figures ever, and writing 15 page papers in one desperate and energetic night.

- I'm a very social conversationalist and love to banter! I love people, and as far as I can tell, people are pretty alright with me. I'm that kind of storyteller at parties that has 15 or so drunks captivated by some ridiculous shit.


- Being incredibly loud and uncensored in public. Stage voice and general chutzpah go a long way. I try to watch myself when kids are around, though I'm sure I've corrupted a few in my years. I'm Jewish AND Italian; it's in my blood to be fucking cacophonous.

- Unlike most white people, I can keep rhythm on the dance floor, from shuffle to swing! I know this because one of my black fraternity brothers told me I have "the soul of a classy black man" when I dance. There's no argument here; it's a fact. Don't be racist, dude.

- I sing Karaoke like a Jukebox Hero. More specifically, I sing Blues and Funk. Even more specifically, I can nail "Earth, Wind, and Fire," "Wild Cherry," "The Killers," and "Redbone" songs, and yes, it is very odd for everyone involved.

- Videogames. Love 'em! They're my favorite artform, and I've played old classics like Super Metroid to modern indies like Okami and Shovel Knight. I can kick your tukus at Super Smash Bros or Mortal Kombat any day of the week. I'mma grab ALL DEM PEW-PEWS.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've had people tell me my nerdy mannerisms coupled with my willingness to flaunt it make me very approachable and/or literally the endearingly strangest mother fuck in the room. Other than that, my big, Jewish nose is always a topic of popular discussion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, The Life of Pi, Watchmen, Fahrenheit 451, To Kill A Mockingbird, A Farewell to Arms, Where the Wild Things Are, The Giving Tree, Hamlet, Oh The Thinks You Can Think, anything by Neil Simon (Brighton Beach Memoirs), Calvin and Hobbes... I guess pretty much anything theater. Lot-o-scripts.

Movies: Forrest Gump, Big Fish, Inglorious Basterds, Casablanca, many Muppets movies, and ANYTHING Animated. I'm an animation junkie, so you'd be hard pressed to find an animated movie I don't like or haven't at least heard of. Favorite would be Pixar's UP, currently.

TV Shows: All 90's shows EVER, especially cartoons. Love 'em all, and Hey Arnold was the greatest cartoon to ever grace television, in my honest opinion. Other than cartoons, I'm not much of a TV guy. I do love me some How I Met Your Mother and Firefly though.

Music: I'm not gonna lie, I'm not very knowledgeable when it comes to bands and music genres. I just play piano and harmonica. I listen to anything as long as it sounds good. A pretty zen view, I suppose. Also, nothing is quite as magnificent as a full orchestra. Fantasia is one of my favorite movies of all time for this. I also like a lot of soundtracks from Videogames and Movies.

Videogames: Again, too many to count, but if I had to choose my favorite series of all time, it'd be Crash Bandicoot (the originals). Runner-ups include: No More Heroes, Final Fantasy X, Metroid series, Mass Effect series (sans ending), Kingdom Hearts series, Shadow of the Colossus, Sly Cooper (series) and Psychonauts. I've also been playing Professor Layton recently and love the shit out of it. It's like the "Triplets of Belville" in video game form.

Food: Preferably not made out of people. Otherwise, STEAK. O___O. Nothing is better than a medium cooked steak! It's my absolute favorite, bar none.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Food that's not poisoned by my enemies.
2. The inherent and genetic need to find anything that Mel Brooks does instantly hilarious as fuck.
3. Not letting I or my father get trampled by rouge packs of Wildebeests onset by my Uncle who may also be a conniving dick.
4. Numbers of which to create lists of "six things I could never do without"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinks. Which become thoughts!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anywhere ranging from traveling between cities, to writing something hilarious, to working a double, to hitting the town with a group, to chillin' and gaming with my close buds, to saving the Earth like a boss. Because aliens, man.



The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was a legitimate cyborg. My ribcage was partly made of steel parts due to a major injury I had to go through that almost killed me! Got some major PTSD (acute type) from that hospital stay, but I manage. I recently got the metal parts removed though, and have them sitting on my table as a decoration. Thinkin' about turning them into knives, simply for the opportunity to stab some fuckwit home intruder while saying, "These were in me; NOW THEY'RE IN YOU!"

Oh, also, no matter how many times I watch it, Miss Piggy's "Boom Shakalaka" entrance in Muppet Treasure Island will ALWAYS crack me the fuck up.
You should message me if
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If you've made it this far, congrats, you have the patience of a goddamn saint. I have two scenarios for you.

#1. If you wanna make friendly and/or flirty, then by all means, message away and we'll shoot the shit. I'm that guy on Omegle or Chat Roulette who actually uses the site for legitimate conversation instead of waving my penis around like a flag on the 4th of July. :D

#2. If we share a really high "Enemy" percentage according to this site, then message me because WE ARE TOTALLY FIGHTING RIGHT NOW, YOU HEARTLESS, OBESE IGNORAMUS. I will kill you dead, and then eat you, ALIVE!