What's up? The name's Nathan. I'm from St. Louis, MO, and I'm a recent college graduate from Truman State University. I'm currently living in Columbia, MO for the next year and then who knows where I'll go next. Possibly Colorado or Chicago, but preferably not in any of the particularly shooty areas...
I generally aim to be as genuine as possible and get any job I'm given done while still being a dorky goofball. I'm pretty damn crass too, so I'm not the best at first impressions. But trust me, I become a very open, friendly, and charmingly vulgar person when I'm comfortable! I try to treat people right and respectfully while also keeping my own work ethic strong and principles intact because, damn it, if Abraham Lincoln had principles then I can have them too!
I'm a creative and optimistic thinker who can find the good and oddly specific details in just about anything. Writing, theater work, and adding an absurd twang to any conversation are what I do best. New stories and characters are always brewing in the haphazard laboratory that is my mind. So if you ever see me staring off into space, don't panic, an explosion just occurred in the metaphoric factory and my brain cells are just trying to contain it via stupidity lock down. Being an English-Theatre double major does that to you and, let's face it, that probably means I'm gonna live in a fancy cardboard box later in life (but only in the nicest alley because standards, bro)! My artistic trade also makes my sleep schedule fluctuate times like a DeLorean. Ah well, cause and effect. SCIENCE!
And my biggest trait: I'm a NERD. I absolutely adore videogames, animated movies, and cartoons. I mean, I have a picture where I'm wearing a goddamn "KINGDOM HEARTS" shirt in front of DISNEY WORLD, of all places. There's more magic in that picture than if Houdini and Gandalf were Eiffel Towering Hermione Granger and high-fiving so hard in the middle that Merlin heard the sound resonate in one of his time-travel vacations. So goddamn magical.
And to top it all off, I have a RIDICULOUSLY deep voice for a skinny Jewish guy. Just thought you’d like to know about my exquisite and sultry bass tone, dear reader.
So yeah, that's me in a summary. Come at me, bro, and like comments of the sort.