Been about a half year since I deactivated, decided to see how it goes in the tangled interweb. I'm not a big fan of dating sites, but what the fuck ever, they never hurt no one.

What's up? The name's Nathan. I'm from St. Louis, MO, and I'm a recent college graduate from Truman State University in Kirksville, three hours away. I plan on coming back to St. Louis for the summer and then moving to Columbia in the fall. So my current location changes frequently. Currently in Kirksville.

I'm a creative and optimistic soul who can find the good and sheer awesomeness in just about anything. Writing, theater work, and adding a sarcastic twang to any conversation is what I do best. New stories and characters are always brewing in my mind! Being an English-Theatre double major does that to you and, let's face it, that probably means I'm gonna live in a fancy cardboard box later in life (but only the fanciest because standards, bro)! My artistic trade also makes my sleep schedule fluctuate times like a DeLorean. Ah well, cause and effect. SCIENCE!

Oh, and on that note, math can go jump in a fiery cesspool of despair. :-D

As a person, I generally aim to be a nice goofball of charismatic ridiculousness. I'm not the best at first impressions but trust me, I can become one of the most open, friendly, and charmingly vulgar people you'll ever meet! I try to treat people right and respectfully while also keeping my own principles intact because, damn it, I'm a classy bastard like that. Honesty is a virtue and I strive to be truthful. If I say something in earnest, then I mean it 100%. I will say, however, that my idealism can make me stubbornly flustered and indecisive sometimes. Also, like any normal dude, I can be a bit oblivious. :-P

And my biggest trait: I'm a NERD. I absolutely love videogames and animated movies and cartoons. I mean, I have a picture where I'm wearing a goddamn "KINGDOM HEARTS" SHIRT in front of FIJORKING DISNEY WORLD. There's more magic in that picture than if Houdini and Gandalf were Eiffel Towering Hermione Granger and high-fiving so hard that Merlin heard it in one of his time-travel vacations. Aw yeah. So goddamn magical.

And to top it all off, I have a RIDICULOUSLY deep voice for a skinny white guy. Just thought you’d like to know about my exquisitely sultry bass tone, dear reader.

So yeah, that's me in a summary. Come at me, bro, and like comments of the sort.

Just living it. I’m a college graduate from Truman State University who has come to the stunning realization that adult life is right in front of me, yet I still catch myself with my shirt on backwards every morning. It’s okay though, because sometimes the life behind me wants to read witty ass shirt quotes too! What really matters is that I am totally making friends everywhere. I'm 22 and going into life. Social competence and staying afloat are what I SHOULD be focusing on right now.

Otherwise, I have a lot of written projects like scripts and and cartoons that I work on at my own pace. My real dream is to work on the creative side of a video-game company! Specifically the creative design aspect. An added bonus is that it's the only writing job you can get with any real amount of security. This is slowly coming to fruition because some friends and I are actually attempting to make a game! Here's hoping it pans out!

- I have a passion for creative things like writing, acting, backstage handiwork, storytelling, joking, composing piano pieces, drawing the sexiest stick figures ever, and writing 15 page term papers in one desperate night.

- I'm a conversationalist and love to banter! Sometimes I'm mistaken for being inconsiderate or having a mean-streak, but it truly is in jest and I make fast friends with people who can keep up in ridiculous insult-a-thons.

- Unlike most white people, I can keep rhythm on the dance floor! I'm a shuffler and proud of it! AW YEAH.

- According to friends, I give good advice and provide a very reliable ear. I have an open door policy and have had friends come get me out of bed at "holy shit, man, it's 3 in the fucking morning" just to talk and feel better about something. It's kind of a blessing and a curse. I get it from my mother, lol.

- Humans vs. Zombies is the greatest college activity ever invented. EVER. I make passionate, murderous love to that game periodically. I will miss it dearly, but will probably visit my campus to play again!

- Videogames. Love 'em! I can kick your tukus at Super Smash Bros any day of the week. I'mma grab ALL DEM PEW PEWS.

I've had people tell me my nerdy mannerisms coupled with my social adeptness make me very approachable. Other than that, my big, Jewish nose is always a topic of discussion.

Books: The Life of Pi, Fahrenheit 451, To Kill A Mockingbird, A Farewell to Arms, Where the Wild Things Are, The Giving Tree, Hamlet, Oh The Thinks You Can Think.

Movies: Forrest Gump, Big Fish, Inglorious Basterds, Casablanca, many Muppets movies, and ANYTHING Animated. I'm an animation junkie, so you'd be hard pressed to find an animated movie I don't like or haven't seen. Favorite would be Pixar's UP, currently.

TV Shows: All 90's shows EVER, especially cartoons. Love 'em all, and Hey Arnold was the greatest cartoon to ever grace television, in my honest opinion. Other than cartoons, I'm not much of a TV guy. I do love me some How I Met Your Mother and Firefly though.

Music: I'm not gonna lie, I'm not very knowledgeable when it comes to bands and music genres. I just play piano. I listen to anything as long as it sounds good. A pretty zen view, I know. But I've taken a strong fondness to Macklemore X Ryan Lewis. Also, nothing is quite as magnificent as a full orchestra. Fantasia is one of my favorite movies of all time for this. I also like a lot of soundtracks from Videogames and Movies.

Videogames: Again, too many to count, but if I had to choose my favorite series of all time, it'd be Crash Bandicoot (the originals). No More Heroes, Final Fantasy X, Metroid series, Mass Effect series (sans ending), Kingdom Hearts series, Shadow of the Colossus, and Psychonauts come real close though

Food: Preferably not made out of people. Otherwise, STEAK. O___O. Nothing is better than a medium cooked steak! It's my absolute favorite, bar none.

1. Air.
2. Food that's not poisoned by my enemies.
3. Not getting trampled by rouge packs of Wildebeests.
4. Numbers of which to create lists of "six things I could never do without"
A. OH DEAR LORD NEPTUNE, WHERE DID THE FIVE AND SIX GO?! Now I'll never finish!!

Thinks. Which become thoughts!

Anywhere ranging from being the sober guy at the frat party, to hitting the town with a group, to chillin' and gaming with my close buds, to saving the Earth like a boss. Because aliens, man.

Mother.

Fuckin'.

Aliens.

I'm a cyborg. My ribcage is partly made of steel because of a major injury I had to go through that almost killed me!

Also, women with strong eyebrows drive me nuts, in the good way! I mean, there are a lot of factors to a woman's attractiveness, but strong, defined eyebrows are just beautiful.

And no matter how many times I watch it, Miss Piggy's "Boom shakalaka" entrance in Muppet Treasure Island will ALWAYS crack me the fuck up.

Finally, I keep an armory of Nerf blasters in my room. Just in case...

If you've made it this far, congrats. I have two scenarios for you.

#1. If you wanna make friendly and/or flirty, then by all means, message away and we'll shoot the shit. I'm that guy on Omegle or Chat Roulette who actually uses the site for legitimate conversation instead of waving my penis around like a flag on the 4th of July. :D

#2. If we share a really high "Enemy" percentage according to this site, then message me because WE ARE TOTALLY FIGHTING RIGHT NOW, YOU HEARTLESS, OBESE NINCOMPOOP. I will kill you dead, and then eat you, ALIVE!