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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 29
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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Ok, let's see if we can get through this without you catching on to what a dork I really am. I'm pretty easy-going. I like to think I'm intelligent. I like making people laugh or maybe trying to. I'm not an asshole. I swear a lot. I'd venture to say I'm pretty awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm the head chef at a retirement community. I love what I do. The residents and staff are fantastic, and it's pretty rewarding. I previously worked as a caterer and baker, serving luxuries to rich people, which seems pretty selfish. It's really great to cook for people who appreciate it.

I also have health insurance for the first time in 6 years, so I can start chainsaw juggling again. (This is a joke I told before the Affordable Care Act, which kinda makes the joke obsolete, but I think it's funny so I'm not taking it down.)

I also started doing some hobbyist woodworking in my free time, so yeah...that's pretty baller.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making breakfast.
Singing like nobody's listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice? I've been told it has a radio quality about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I don't read a ton, but when I do, it's pretty dorky stuff. I like Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Believe me, I'm a riot at parties.

I read The Walking Dead comics, which are pretty awesome. I loved the Lord of the Rings books, too. I don't read much fiction. I also read a lot of cookbooks and things about food.

I love the shit out of Sam Harris. He's kind of my celebrity man-crush.

Movies: I actually don't watch a ton of movies. I love scary movies. I love the Marvel Cinematic Universe and have started to read some of it's comics. I love Star Wars, The Matrix, and Lord of the Rings. Yeah, I get it. I like nerdy things.

TV: Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Parks and Rec, Modern Family, Community, Arrested Development. I prefer TV to movies. Maybe I have a short attenti--

Music: While definitely not music, I listen to NPR a lot. There's this band called Typhoon that I love. Lake Street Dive. Ray LaMontagne, Bon Iver, Coheed and Cambria, The Black Keys, Minus the Bear, Pixies, Lord Huron, Cage the Elephant, OK Go, Death Cab for Cutie. I also have a soft spot for country music.

Food: I like food a lot. Like, I nerd out on the stuff. I'm definitely NOT a foodie. I kind of hate the term. I love food, but I'm decidedly not pretentious about it. I can make a demi-glace that'll knock your socks off, but sometimes White Castle hits the spot, ya know?

Brugge is probably my favorite restaurant in Indy. I used to make the bread for them, so I'm kind of a celebrity.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) I'm one of those people that can't function without coffee in the morning.
2) Friends and family.
3) A kitchen so I can play around with food.
4) Ice cream
5) Ice water.
6) I'll get back to you on the last one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I'm reaching my full potential.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably hanging out with my friends, either watching a movie or having dinner.

My friends and I play a lot of really fun board games. If you think that's lame, we won't get along.
You should message me if
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You like guys that aren't assholes, or if you need some ideas for what to serve at your next progressive dinner party.