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GBarttheNerd

24 / M / straight / Single

Indianapolis, Indiana

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Greek_Ancient

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I am honest, rational, and passionate.

My Self-Summary

I'm a fairly intelligent, sophisticated, funny, well-read, not unattractive physics major who never figured out how to get into parties in high school because I was too busy playing D&D (which is a type of party, I guess), and that's carried over to college. I think the fact that I'm single has a lot to do with the fact that I have a hard time talking to people I don't know, or putting myself in a position to meet people. It's hard not to keep to myself. Which is what brings me here. I don't really know what else to do.
I like to cook, read nonfiction (primarily science), and harmonize with Weezer (their older stuff anyway) and Radiohead. I recently discovered drinking. Never did it in high school, not even on my 21st. I think I spent my 21st writing a program that solves Sudoku puzzles. So it's still an exciting novelty to me. I also like to give myself projects to work on, like recently I made a bust of Augustus Caesar with styrofoam and clay that looked pretty damn good until it cracked and completely fell apart. I suppose all beauty is fleeting, but come on, that was like two days at best.
If you've seen "Big Bang Theory", that show is practically a documentary of my life, minus the hot neighbor.

I hope that gives you a good idea of who I am. It probably won't.

Honesty is important. Don't worry about hurting my feelings or anything, the truth is always best.

Here are some samples of what I do in my freizeit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0PQvzr-MCA - 0:06-0:09 on the left
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8BJttOMktk
and I was in fact on TV! (Youtube removed the video of the actual show for terms of use violations >:( )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmnNiVpkPK0

and here's some of my music:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zZRvoM1V-7A
http://youtube.com/watch?v=43X4YfZm6uQ

I haven't written any music recently, maybe you can inspire me!

What I’m doing with my life

Studying physics at IUPUI. Eventually, I would like the job title of "astrophysicist"

I’m really good at

Guitar Hero, computers, crafting random things, swordfighting, kissing, overanalyzing, being objective and rational, writing, composing music

The first things people usually notice about me

My long eyelashes

Unless I'm in my armor. People usually notice that first. I look so shiny.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books) Watchmen, Consciousness Explained, The Selfish Gene, Richard Dawkins, Richard Carrier, Steven Pinker, Sam Harris, Christopher Hitchens, The Meditations (Marcus Aurelius), Quantum Physics, Sci-fi, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Brief History of Time, Kurt Vonnegut, Michael Crichton, Daniel Quinn, Aldous Huxley, Ray Bradbury, George Orwell

Movies) Watchmen, Visioneers, Seven Samurai, Alfred Hitchcock movies, 300, The Dark Knight, WALL-E, Primer, Equilibrium, Donnie Darko, Serenity, THX-1138, Fight Club, Matrix, Star Wars, Star Trek, I (heart) Huckabees, Fifth Element, The Usual Suspects, The Machinist, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, O Brother Where Art Thou, Pitch Black, Gladiator, Leon: the Professional, American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Falling Down, American Psycho, One Hour Photo, Children of Men, Reservoir Dogs

*I looked at the Billboard top 100 recently, and I didn't recognize a single song.

Music) SLAYER!!, Weezer, Radiohead, Movits!, Nirvana, Daft Punk, Immortal Technique, Scott Joplin, Beethoven, Vivaldi, Weird Al, Bloodhound Gang, Awaken, Astral Projection, Lamb of God, The Prodigy, Filteria, Man With No Name, GMS, Infected Mushroom, Hallucinogen, Royksopp, Wesley Willis is the King of Rock and Roll

Food) Greek, Italian, Mexican, Cajun, sushi... pretty much everything. I like to cook French and German food most.

The six things I could never do without

My family and friends, of course, but everyone probably puts that, my computer, a pen, my sword and shield, my car

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Either the future or the past, mostly my own, but also in terms of human history, sex, the nature of the universe, what the hell I'm going to do with my life, Rome, sex, the Interweb, keeping up to date on my position with regards to political/ideological debates etc., and sex.

On a typical Friday night I am

Playing D&D or a board game with my awesome friends.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I never kissed a girl til I was 20. I've always been shy.

You should message me if

You should message me if...

...you (heart) nerds, guys with beards, and/or guys who are honest, funny, and can cook, and you live in Indianapolis or somewhere close.

And/or this is funny to you:
http://stu.wccnet.org/~dlane24/fuckchu.swf