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GLawand

40 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:06am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll have to work on a more detailed self-summary... but for now I'll say that I'm a nice guy. I'm a former accountant / current standup comedian and it gets weirder / more interesting from there....
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to figure it all out. I was part of corporate America for years and thought I was happy. I made good money but couldn't wait for Friday when I could blow it out and get away from the quiet desperation of living an unfulfilled life. About 5 years ago I tried standup comedy and now that's mainly what I do. I still do accounting on the side because comedy is a long road (before you make $$ anyway). So now I love what I do but life (in general) isn't quite as comfortable or easy. But nothing worthwhile is, right? Please tell me that it is!! Please!!! Haha

Here is a clip where my corporate and comedy background collided and I won the "South's Funniest Accountant":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAkSBN-MkPY

Prize is a trip for two to Vegas to stay at the Bellaggio. So... let's you and I go, okay?? Good, it's settled then...

As far as anyone knows, we are only on this planet for one go-around so find something that you're passionate about and that makes you happy... the rest falls into place with persistence, dedication, and love....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh. Laughing at you. Making the normal seem like extra special fun. I'm also good at numbers. I was a CPA and received my MBA from Emory. I have a quantitative side that I feed by working in accounting/consulting on a limited basis.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My black hair, brown skin, and the hint of a southern accent which do not go together at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lately I've been reading mostly books on quantum physics, time travel, the cosmos, etc. I find it fascinating. Michiu Kaku, Carl Sagan, Martin Rees, etc.

Movies: American Beauty, Goodfellas, Eternal Sunshine, True Romance, Dead Poets Society

Shows: Arrested Development (all-time fave), Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Daily Show, Colbert, It's Always Sunny, Newsroom
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pen/Paper
Friends/Family
Documentaries
Diet Coke
Computer
[___________]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that three trillion massless neutrinos that were created in ancient star explosions are traveling through your body every second. At least once a day I myself out loud "what the fuck is all of this?" It makes me happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing in, or attending, a comedy show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book. That is something I keep private: that I'm an open book.
You should message me if
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You think that who you're hanging out with is way more important than where. I think that the art of good conversation is dying a slow death. Message me if you're a laid back (yet driven) person and who isn't part of the shallow uninteresting masses whose excitement peaks every week when The Bachelor or some other useless garbage comes on...