Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll have to work on a more detailed self-summary... but for now
I'll say that I'm a nice guy. I'm a former accountant / current
standup comedian and it gets weirder / more interesting from
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure it all out. I was part of corporate America for
years and thought I was happy. I made good money but couldn't wait
for Friday when I could blow it out and get away from the quiet
desperation of living an unfulfilled life. About 5 years ago I
tried standup comedy and now that's mainly what I do. I still do
accounting on the side because comedy is a long road (before you
make $$ anyway). So now I love what I do but life (in general)
isn't quite as comfortable or easy. But nothing worthwhile is,
right? Please tell me that it is!! Please!!! Haha
Here is a clip where my corporate and comedy background collided
and I won the "South's Funniest Accountant":
Prize is a trip for two to Vegas to stay at the Bellaggio. So...
let's you and I go, okay?? Good, it's settled then...
As far as anyone knows, we are only on this planet for one
go-around so find something that you're passionate about and that
makes you happy... the rest falls into place with persistence,
dedication, and love....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh. Laughing at you. Making the normal seem like
extra special fun. I'm also good at numbers. I was a CPA and
received my MBA from Emory. I have a quantitative side that I feed
by working in accounting/consulting on a limited basis.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My black hair, brown skin, and the hint of a southern accent which
do not go together at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lately I've been reading mostly books on quantum physics,
time travel, the cosmos, etc. I find it fascinating. Michiu Kaku,
Carl Sagan, Martin Rees, etc.
Movies: American Beauty, Goodfellas, Eternal Sunshine, True
Romance, Dead Poets Society
Shows: Arrested Development (all-time fave), Breaking Bad, 30 Rock,
Daily Show, Colbert, It's Always Sunny, Newsroom
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that three trillion massless neutrinos that were created
in ancient star explosions are traveling through your body every
second. At least once a day I myself out loud "what the fuck is all
of this?" It makes me happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing in, or attending, a comedy show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book. That is something I keep private: that I'm an
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think that who you're hanging out with is way more important
than where. I think that the art of good conversation is dying a
slow death. Message me if you're a laid back (yet driven) person
and who isn't part of the shallow uninteresting masses whose
excitement peaks every week when The Bachelor or some other useless
garbage comes on...
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