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GLawand

41 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to be Banksy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As far as anyone knows, we are only on this planet for one go-around so find something that you're passionate about and that makes you happy... the rest falls into place or it doesn't.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh. Laughing at you. Making the normal seem like extra special fun. I'm also good at numbers. I was a CPA and received my MBA from Emory. I have a quantitative side that I feed by working in accounting/consulting on a limited basis.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My black hair, brown skin, and the hint of a southern accent which do not go together at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Lately I've been reading mostly books on quantum physics, time travel, the cosmos, etc. I find it fascinating. Michiu Kaku, Carl Sagan, Martin Rees, etc.

Movies: American Beauty, Goodfellas, Eternal Sunshine, True Romance, Dead Poets Society

Shows: Arrested Development (all-time fave), Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Daily Show, Colbert, It's Always Sunny, Newsroom
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pen/Paper
Friends/Family
Documentaries
Diet Coke
Computer
[___________]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that three trillion massless neutrinos that were created in ancient star explosions are traveling through your body every second. At least once a day I myself out loud "what the fuck is all of this?" It makes me happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing in, or attending, a comedy show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book. That is something I keep private: that I'm an open book.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think that who you're hanging out with is way more important than where. I think that the art of good conversation is dying a slow death. Message me if you're a laid back (yet driven) person and who isn't part of the shallow uninteresting masses whose excitement peaks every week when The Bachelor or some other useless garbage comes on...