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GMFER

30 / M / Straight / Available

Chicago, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
Today – 7:02am
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m).
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I put my pants on both legs at a time, unlike everyone else.
What I’m doing with my life
Cooking, a lot.
My girlfriend is totally into this and has her own OKC profile, so this isn't creepy. Mostly.
I’m really good at
Breaking things, Fixing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Whatever it is that you noticed about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lots of things. I'll tell you too much about them when i've had some whiskey.
The six things I could never do without
beagle
flashlight
salt
laffs
good socks
knife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVECpIxrR_0
On a typical Friday night I am
On the line, cooking, sweating, punching reason in the face.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I eat a lot of crunchy, original flavor cheetos. Furthermore, i look down upon those who eat cheetos puffs.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, activity partners, casual sex
You should message me if
You don't sleep at night.
You wanna walk around, drink beers, take pictures.