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GO111789

25 Middle Village, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Kids live fearlessly and curious
Lives grow up to be so serious
Lost time, broken dream - so usual
Unpredictable - Life's a miracle!"

- Angels and Airwaves
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to plan an inside war against the members of the Illuminati.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing your mom, pulling out, and Tetris.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im 6'4", so it's usually my Adam's Apple (=^/
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
T.V. Shows:
Lie to Me, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Breaking Bad, Wilfred, Orange Is the New Black

Movies:
Warriors, Drive, Fight Club, The Dark Knight, Saw I

Books:
The Alchemist, Lord of the Flies, The Game

Music:
Radiohead, Muse, Blink-182, The Temper Trap, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Bayside, Andrea Bocelli, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Drake, Coldpaly, Atoms for Peace, Eminem, John Mayer.........etc.

Food:
Anything not spicy! My appetite is disgustingly astonishing. Don't ever offer to pay for my meal! xD
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My toolbag - It's my money-maker $$$

2) My vocal cords - They will [soon enough] become my new money-maker :D $$$

3) Condoms - Without them, I'd be a baby daddy xD

4) My Beats Studio Pros - I use them EVERYWHERE I go. These things have taken so much abuse from me, and for that, I thank them!

5) My memory foam mattress - I swear, this bed will make 3 hours of sleep feel like 5 1/2 hours of the best rest that you ever had!:
Gabe-tested, lady-approved!! ;)

6) My PS4 - It is my Netflix, gaming console and overall entertainment center

7) My iMac - 27" of HD porn is hard to look away from! Lmfso!! xD

8) The I.B.E.W. - I have so much silly, union pride, that I'm convinced that one day, I'll die for my brothers and sisters. They made me everything that I am and everything that I'm not.

9) Your mom - .........I think that you know why ;P

10) I can list as many fucking things as I want to because there is no one here to stop me!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!! )=D
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Your mom.

Also, why so many people sign up to an online dating site, but are not even willing to make an attempt to even send a message to new people. Isn't that the reason why you signed up to an online dating site? Because you suck at meeting REAL people in REAL life, so you chose to..........neglect digital people in a digital life??!.............FUCKING GENIUSES! You all solved your social problems. You can all delete your online accounts, now :D

Oooooh, I also spend a lot of time wondering why girls upload multiple pictures of them and their friends, but they never specify which one they are!! I'm just going to assume that you're the hottest one in the picture and if I guess wrong, well then shame on you for leaving everyone in the dark.

YOU CAN ADD CAPTIONS TO YOUR PHOTOS. USE THEEEEMMMMM!!!!!............ *fades to silence*.............
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Batman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was texting a girl who I had met through this site and at some point, she had told me that she was of Russian royalty (whether or not she was telling the truth is irrelevant.) After a while of texting, she tells me that she thinks that the middle class is lazy and she goes on about how they dont want to work, etc.......... I deleted her number and never spoke to her again. I'm a hard-working man who earns his living doing one of the FEW JOBS THAT ACTUALLY MATTER IN THIS WORLD!!! Dont insult my livelihood. I could be making money modelling, but if I wanted to get paid to stand around and do nothing, I would've stayed working for New York City Transit Authority!! xD
You should message me if
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Let's be honest - Most women are too timid to write the first message and the rest expect the men to write to them, first............ BUT, for those who are the "exception to the rule," read on:

I have two very simple rules for messaging me:

1) You can write to me about ANYTHING. The funnier or more interesting it sounds, the better :)
2) For the love of God, PLEASE, no basic messages, such as "Hi," "Hey," "Hello," "Hi, my name is........"

IF YOU WON'T REPLY TO THOSE TYPES OF MESSAGES, DON'T EXPECT ME TO!!! That is SOOOOOOOOOO one-sided and I WILL judge you for it! Lolol