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GOTFan

31 M Bristol, WI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:26am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I completely deleted my profile and starting new. This is meant to be funny, and all written from a phone! Ha!

I have my own two bedroom apartment I rent by myself. I have my own two cars.

Let us be honest. I could go on and on like a resume saying all these things trying to seem exotic. I am not. I am a basic guy. I rent a two bedroom apartment on my own. I'm tall, and intellegent. I add errors for irony and my own entertainment. I am not well traveled, but well educated. I love to learn about the world, other cultures and have an open mind that they are different than my own. I would like to travel, but truthfully, I'm a home body and I like to live a simple and comfortable life. I don't need, "the rush." I don't live for excitement and I don't go searching for it. Does it find me? Sure and I can handle it very well. In basic I am a Virgo almost to a Tee. Except I do talk alot and i'm very out spoken and outgoing. (Middle Child).

I can say all the things I can do. Like I am buying a home once I pass my registery in March 2013. I have a job. I have a car. (need a better one sure, but I like to fix it when it's broken). I have really odd sayings and have some very entertaining things that come out of my mouth.

I'm the cliche of being a big guy at 6'4" with a bit of extra. (at least I'm cute haha). Yet I do tend to be more attracted to thinner women.

Bah

Boring.

Talking of what I can do. I'm going to say instead of the things I DON'T

I do not have kids, I don't have drama, I don't make drama. I'm not married nor divorced. I don't have drama.
I don't cheat
I'm not a liar
I don't play games
I don't hit women, nor verbally abuse
I don't like people to do things they don't want to
I don't go to the gym. Should I? Sure, but lets be honest, I lack the motivation. Guilty! (Funny voice)
I don't always censor myself, and I enjoy a bit of shock value.

I hate people that put too much emphasis on the need to be a great speller and have amazing grammar. I speak in tangents and my grammar is awful. Spelling means absolutly nothing, and I often do the mistake intentionally.... and sometimes not. Now.... sure I don't like cuz, dawg,, yo brb brt blah blah blah. Okay, that can be extremely annoying when there is a keyboard and not text. BUT (long pause), I think it is extremely judgemental and very snobbish for those profiles that feel a persons intelligence is based upon their ability to spell or write amazingly. Myself, I am a great speaker and have a vast knowledge of car repair, health care, interpersonal relationships and current events. People whom want to judge others and play English teacher on them is like that fucking asshole parent (mom or dad) that goes around to all of their friends and tells them how they should raise their kids, or how their marriages should be ---ahhh the vent, the creation of the awckward silence ass everyone stairs in disbelief that they cannot believe what just happened (then someone farted)

(yes I'm a guy and farts are still funny. I believe girls fart too)

In basic. Yes, I am a good guy. I'm a great guy and I have a lot of fun with myself. All that I am lacking is a girl that is able to have the same kind of fun that I have with myself. My mind bounces a lot. Think Family Guy.

If you read that far.... really means nothing except the fact that I provided some slim entertainment. Really, if you think I'm cute (oh I am). Can tolerate listening to a guy (which i'm told I sound like Seth Rogen), and looking for something that includes stability. Cool. If you want to messege me on all of my errors and provide me an education on how I should spell check, use professional blah blah blah. I'm not writing a work email, a thesis nor presentation.

But secretely, I am one of those snobs. I do get annoyed but there, their, they're myself. HAHAHA!I'm looking for a girl that I can not only do great activities, but the more important ones. The day to day ones. Where she is my other 1/2. She holds me up, as I do her, she also keeps me in check, in line, and strive just as I would her. A girl that an arguement is just that, a difference in opinion, not a battle over who is right, and who is wrong. A battle where there needs to be a winner
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working as a Polysomnograph Technician. Sleep Tech. So I do work night shift 4 nights a week. I do have extra free time so I would like to take some classes. Mostly for fun though.

Beyond that, I'm planning my survival of the zombie apocalypse. I. E. Stocking up on twinkies. They could become a currency!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm beast!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Legon Series. Game of Thrones. Crime and Punishment. Forgotten Legacy Series. John Dies at the End. Confessions of a Mafia Hitman. Always open to suggestions!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pointless. Food, Water, Shelter, Company, Family, Sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm not a crazy thinker thinking about the same thing all the time. Maybe what I'm going to cook next. And right now, it's about to be some spaghetti!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Or with friends having drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm planning to make a new breed of animal. A Flying Kung-Foo Fighting Asian Squirrel.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are similar. You keep things simple and easy. A girl with a drive and willing to put in effort.