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28 Jacksonville, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 25
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life..."

I inject my life with a great degree of humor, happiness, and free easiness. Where do I begin...well...I'm 28! Originally I'm from Florida. I am learning to live life in this crazy place known as Jacksonville! I enjoy the finer things in life. I like to go to concerts, museums, and theme parks. I enjoy a nice hike through the woods, or a nice day to go from pasty white to red and blistered on the beach. I like a good hamburger and I wear fuzzy socks in cold weather. I read good books and partake in movies. I keep the humor fast and furious! That is all for now because half the fun is learning even more about the person you meet (what a NOVEL CONCEPT)!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
It's the Navy life for me!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bringing a smile. to the face of everyone I meet. If you think I'm lying, take the challenge. If you don't smile within the first five minutes, send me back for a full refund!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height and my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Blue Jacket's Manual, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, All You Need Is Kill, John Adams, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, True Grit, No Country for Old Men, Nerd Do Well, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor, SHAKESPEARE, and the incomparable H.P. Lovecraft...

Movies: Just a small list of films I love; Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lawrence of Arabia, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Evil Dead 2, Dawn of the Dead, North by Northwest, Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Apocalypse Now, The Godfather, Aliens, 12 Angry Men, Dredd, Re-Animator, From Beyond, They Live, Dumb and Dumber, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, The Lion King, Back to the Future...

Shows: Spartacus, The Walking Dead, Deadwood, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Tales from the Crypt, Spaced, Monty Python's Flying Circus...

Music: Alice in Chains, Tom Petty, Johnny Cash, Metallica, GWAR, Eric Clapton, Megadeth, Andrew W.K., Rush, Pearl Jam, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Slipknot, The Sword, Gorillaz, The Clash, Ludacris, N.W.A., Dr. Dre, Beastie Boys, Foo Fighters, Daft Punk, Travis Tritt...

Food: ALL
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Humor
4. Happiness
5. Gym
6. Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The stupid things people say and why they say them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out somewhere (Movies, Concerts, Bars, etc.) and having the most fun I can have!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am terrified of Spiders. If you own one, don't waste time messaging me. I refuse to come between a woman and her spider.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'll keep it simple. Here's a few things to know if you'd like to message me:

-I am self sufficient! I take care of myself. Everything I have I have worked for. Mommy and daddy don't take care of me. I hope you are at least working towards a goal or career or something. If not, it probably won't work.
-No drugs. I'm sure that weeds out a few people (see what I did there?)
-Please have a sense of humor! People are so uptight today :)
-Military bashing will automatically put you on my "Go F**k Yourself" list. I am proud of what I do.
-A carefree and loose attitude is appreciated. If you are super irritable or just plain mean and rude, chances are I won't talk to you
-Be yourself! Don't pretend to be someone else. I am not judge mental and I appreciate people's different approaches to life.
-Have fun! Life is too short, right? :)

This might seem arbitrary, but these are just of my preferences and deal breakers really. Also, if you message me and I don't message back, well that probably means I am not interested. Don't take it personal. If you don't message me back, I won't take it personal either. I hope you enjoy my profile and that if any of the above don't bother you, message away! :)