"Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, and Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away; half a crate of whiskey every day. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle. Hobbes was fond of his dram. René Descartes was a drunken fart; I drink, therefore I am. Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed. A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed."

I inject my life with a great degree of humor, happiness, and free easiness. Where do I begin...well...I'm 25! Originally I'm from Florida. I am learning to live life in this crazy Virginia place! I enjoy the finer things in life: booze, wenches, and money! Haha, I kid of course. I like to go to concerts, museums, and theme parks. I enjoy a nice hike through the words, or a nice day to go from pasty white to red and blistered on the beach. I like a good hamburger and I wear fuzzy socks in cold weather. I read good books and partake in movies. I keep the humor fast and furious! That is all for now because half the fun is learning even more about the person you meet (what a NOVEL CONCEPT)!

I am currently working in the United States Navy and enjoying my adventures in VA.

Bringing a big ole grin to the face of everyone I meet. If you think I'm lying, take the challenge. If you don't grin within the first five minutes, send me back for a full refund!

My height, my sense of humor, and lively personality.

Books: The Blue Jacket's Manual, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, All You Need Is Kill, John Adams, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, True Grit, No Country for Old Men, Nerd Do Well, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor, SHAKESPEARE, and the incomparable H.P. Lovecraft...

Movies: Just a small list of films I love; Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lawrence of Arabia, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Evil Dead 2, Dawn of the Dead, North by Northwest, Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Apocalypse Now, The Godfather, Aliens, 12 Angry Men, Dredd, Re-Animator, From Beyond, They Live, Dumb and Dumber, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, The Lion King, Back to the Future...

Shows: Spartacus, The Walking Dead, The Pacific, Band of Brothers, John Adams, Tales from the Crypt, Spaced, Monty Python's Flying Circus...

Music: Alice in Chains, Tom Petty, Johnny Cash, Metallica, GWAR, Eric Clapton, Megadeth, Andrew W.K., Rush, Pearl Jam, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Slipknot, The Sword, Gorillaz, The Clash, Ludacris, N.W.A., Dr. Dre, Beastie Boys, Foo Fighters, Daft Punk, Travis Tritt...

Food: ALL

1. Family
2. Friends
3. Humor
4. Happiness
5. Gym
6. Sleep

How lint gets in your belly button and yet you never have a hole in your shirt...0_0

Going out somewhere (Movies, Concerts, Bars, etc.) and having the most fun I can have (unless i have to work, then I'll be grumpy).

I am terrified of Spiders. If you own one, don't waste time messaging me. I refuse to come between a woman and her spider.

I have just two pet peeves: stupidity and ignorance.

You allow me to serenade you with this fancy song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmG-cLf4adU

I'd like someone who enjoys laughter, happiness, and fun. Seems very vague, but a lot of people can't seem to enjoy these nowadays. Also, some aspirations and goals would be awesome too! I am self sufficient, so I expect you to be somewhat as well. Even being in school is striving towards something =) Also, I do keep in good shape, so it'd be nice if you do as well, but its not a requirement or anything. I do it for health, not looks. If I've made you grin just the SLIGHTEST, maybe you should talk to me ;)

p.s. - I am not going to be all sad and offended if you don't message me, nor will I feel slighted for messaging you if you don't message me back. Everyone has something specific they're looking for right??? =)