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35 Santa Ana, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-31
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Sep 13, 2014
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm just a misunderstood man with light in his eyes and love in his heart.
What I’m doing with my life
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A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B... But a WHOLE bunch of column C. Also, I'm working on world peace and eco-sustainability while moonlighting as a streetlight vigilante/karmic enforcer of ill-doings. And by ill, I don't mean in the 80's rap sense. Lastly, more recently--faith in man dwindled--I am preparing for the apocalypse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have tremendous senses. I'm really good at seeing, hearing (not to be confused with listening), smelling, tasting, and feeling.

So but, other than those superhero abilities, I'm pretty much a normal guy that would've made it to the NFL as a receiver or quarterback if he were 6'2.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How effortlessly cool I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: Tender is the Night, Movie: Chasing Amy, Show: Breaking Bad, Music: Broken Social Scene, Food: sushi, steak, In 'n Out, carne asada burritos!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm not comfortable with discussing my sex life on here... Thank you for understanding.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Inventing the better urinal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cool people say they are unleashing hell on a city or something, and I usually just see them stumbling around drunk and loud somewhere. The guys piss on buildings and trees and the girls barf, cry, and pop squats in gutters. If this is raising hell then it's like the stumbling, barfing zombie-invasion version of it.

Me, I might have a couple of sangrias and lock gaze on the glints and gleanings dancing off of the glass, wishing that they were the reflections of light shimmering in your eyes. Badow! Take off your panties!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It's very hard for me to admit, as I'm a no-nonsense kind of guy, but when I was 3, I went through Freud's anal stage.
You should message me if
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You are on MY LEVEL!


Message me if: you don't think I'm too weird after reading the aforementioned bullshit in the preceding paragraphs.

As far as other criteria goes, I think those that are offed by my profile should be, and those that aren't are the ones that I'm interested in talking to.