I'm just a misunderstood man with light in his eyes and love in his
What I’m doing with my life
A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B... But a WHOLE
bunch of column C. Also, I'm working on world peace and
eco-sustainability while moonlighting as a streetlight
vigilante/karmic enforcer of ill-doings. And by ill, I don't mean
in the 80's rap sense. Lastly, more recently--faith in man
dwindled--I am preparing for the apocalypse.
I’m really good at
I have tremendous senses. I'm really good at seeing, hearing (not
to be confused with listening), smelling, tasting, and
So but, other than those superhero abilities, I'm pretty much a
normal guy that would've made it to the NFL as a receiver or
quarterback if he were 6'2.
The first things people usually notice about me
How effortlessly cool I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Tender is the Night, Movie: Chasing Amy, Show: Breaking Bad,
Music: Broken Social Scene, Food: sushi, steak, In 'n Out, carne
The six things I could never do without
I'm not comfortable with discussing my sex life on here... Thank
you for understanding.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Inventing the better urinal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cool people say they are unleashing hell on a city or something, and I usually just see them stumbling around drunk and loud somewhere. The guys piss on buildings and trees and the girls barf, cry, and pop squats in gutters. If this is raising hell then it's like the stumbling, barfing zombie-invasion version of it.
Me, I might have a couple of vinos and lock gaze on the glints and gleanings dancing off of the glass, wishing that they were the reflections of light shimmering in your eyes... Haha
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's very hard for me to admit, as I'm a no-nonsense kind of guy,
but when I was 3, I went through Freud's anal stage.
You should message me if
You are on MY LEVEL!
Message me if: you don't think I'm too weird after reading the
aforementioned bullshit in the preceding paragraphs.
As far as other criteria goes, I think those that are offed by my
profile should be, and those that aren't are the ones that I'm
interested in talking to.