31 San Francisco, CA
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My self-summary
I'm a huge dork who values bullshitting and laughing over things other people might value. I'm competitive but I share a lot. I'm a realistic optimist. I'm environment and carbon footprint conscious. I'm an ENTP and I have some of that treasured north eastern edge.

Rumor has it the room cheered when I was born. I'm just waiting to be quizzed about all the stuff I've learned on NPR. I have a spotify playlist that will definitely make you cry.

Watch out, my last pic is an add!
What I’m doing with my life
Bartending, brewing large containers of beer, and executing street justice
I’m really good at
Seeing everything at concerts while pissing the people behind me off, joking around with strangers, anecdotal knowledge, moving to music, doing a wide array of accents which turn into characters which turn into multiple personalities
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't look like I'd rob them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hemingway, Bukowski, Gabrial Garcia Marquez, Raymond Carver

Movies? Fubar one and two!

30 rock, Trailer park boys, Kroll show, Mr. show

waylon jennings, miami horror, mf doom, queens of the stone age, earthless, the cinematic orchestra, boone creek, ween, hall and oates, white denim, ELO, kings of convenience, the tallest man on earth, hank III, tame impala, hot chip. Did you know Bridging the gap by the black eyed peas is actually a good album. Don't believe me? Look that shit up.

Seafood makes me loose track of time. Also did you know that people enjoy the taste of their own hand oils and that's why seafood caught by you tastes better. That is not true, nobody knows why it tastes better.
The six things I could never do without
My sexy bike, Boston sports, my vinyl, delicious craft beer, touching, and my yacht in the mediterranean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Really shallow stuff, like what people think about me, how beautiful all the girls I see all day are, how annoying people can be
On a typical Friday night I am
Drag racing bicycles, choreographing off Broadway rain dances, gambling on orgies, making foreign films here in the US, getting foggy on the bridge
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I feel bad if I have to throw out $1.50 worth of pasta
You should message me if
you're witty and funny,
your personal images don't stretch the truth,
you know you're great,
eyes of a blue dog