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29 M San Francisco, CA

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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Raised in the gay capital of the east coast, Provincetown Mass, with a lot of questions. I moved to a postcard of a town in Vermont when I was 12. Went to a hippy college in NC, where bearded kayaking was a major. Left to upstate New York against the advice of my team of life coaches. Once I came to, I moved to Austin for the music and chorizo tacos. Now I've landed in San Francisco for the cheap rent.

I'm an ENTP if you know the meyers briggs personality test, and have some of that treasured north eastern edge.
What I’m doing with my life
Riding my bike to every corner of this sexy dirty city. Working with one of my true passions, craft beer, in every way I can, from brewing it, to smelling it, to selling it. Playing in a softball league, crabbing, making huge stencils, jumping to the beat, joking about me and cracking up about him, waiting for oil based paints to dry, cooking like a pro(cause I used to be one) and making cocktails that will really make you think...
I’m really good at
Not making people mad at me a lot of the time, being there.. physically, reaching things that are up high, joking around with strangers, anecdotal knowledge, doing a wide array of accents which turn into characters which turn into multiple personalities, making mean spotify playlists
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't look like I'd rob them.. probably because of my posture
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hemingway, Bukowski, Gabrial Garcia Marquez, Raymond Carver

Movies? Fubar one and two!! If you want a passive way to get to know me, watch them!

30 rock, Trailer park boys, Daily show, Workaholics, Mr. show, Bad sex and of course Breaking bad and Mad men

waylon jennings, future islands, mf doom, queens of the stone age, earthless, the cinematic orchestra, boone creek, ween, fleetwood mac, white denim, ELO, kings of convenience, the tallest man on earth, hank III, tame impala, hot chip. Did you know Bridging the gap by the black eyed peas is actually a good album. Don't believe me? Spotify that shit.

Seafood makes me loose track of time. Also did you know that people enjoy the taste of their own hand oils and that's why seafood caught by you tastes better. That is not true, nobody knows why it tastes better.
The six things I could never do without
rocket fuel strength coffee, Boston sports, my vinyl, delicious craft beer, pants, and my yacht in the mediterranean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Really shallow stuff, like what people think about me, how beautiful all the girls I see all day are, how annoying people can be. honesty sets you free
On a typical Friday night I am
Drag racing bicycles, choreographing off Broadway rain dances, gambling on orgies, making foreign films here in the US, getting foggy on the bridge, taking my cat to the petting zoo
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I keep tasting food that's too hot while cooking no matter how many times I burn my self
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're witty and funny,
you know you're great
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