Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Raised in the gay capital of the east coast, Provincetown Mass,
with a lot of questions. I moved to a postcard of a town in Vermont
when I was 12. Went to a hippy college in NC, where bearded
kayaking was a major. Left to upstate New York against the advice
of my team of life coaches. Once I came to, I moved to Austin for
the music and chorizo tacos. Now I've landed in San Francisco for
the cheap rent.
I have sharp eyes and a loose tongue. I'm very competitive but I
share a lot. I'm a realistic optimist. Rumor has it the room
cheered when I was born. I'm just waiting to be quizzed about all
the stuff I've learned on NPR. I have a spotify playlist that will
definitely make you cry.
I'm an ENTP and I have some of that treasured north eastern edge.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm one of those dudes who really likes craft beer. I love it so
much I brew a lot of it. I'm now thinking of creative and fun ways
to get it to the public, like throwing parties and trading it for
goods and services. Bartending downtown, and just being a huge dork
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing everything at concerts while pissing the people behind me
off, joking around with strangers, anecdotal knowledge, moving to
music, doing a wide array of accents which turn into characters
which turn into multiple personalities
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't look like I'd rob them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hemingway, Bukowski, Gabrial Garcia Marquez, Raymond Carver
Movies? Fubar one and two!
30 rock, Trailer park boys, Daily show, Kroll show, Mr. show,
Inside Amy Schumer
waylon jennings, future islands, mf doom, queens of the stone age,
earthless, the cinematic orchestra, boone creek, ween, hall and
oates, white denim, ELO, kings of convenience, the tallest man on
earth, hank III, tame impala, hot chip. Did you know Bridging the
gap by the black eyed peas is actually a good album. Don't believe
me? Look that shit up.
Seafood makes me loose track of time. Also did you know that people
enjoy the taste of their own hand oils and that's why seafood
caught by you tastes better. That is not true, nobody knows why it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sexy bike, Boston sports, my vinyl, delicious craft beer, pants,
and my yacht in the mediterranean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Really shallow stuff, like what people think about me, how
beautiful all the girls I see all day are, how annoying people can
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drag racing bicycles, choreographing off Broadway rain dances,
gambling on orgies, making foreign films here in the US, getting
foggy on the bridge, taking my cat to the petting zoo
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I keep tasting food that's too hot while cooking no matter how many
times I burn myself
You should message me if
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