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30 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:46pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Raised in the gay capital of the east coast, Provincetown Mass, with a lot of questions. I moved to a postcard of a town in Vermont when I was 12. Went to a hippy college in NC, where bearded kayaking was a major. Left to upstate New York against the advice of my team of life coaches. Once I came to, I moved to Austin for the music and chorizo tacos. Now I've landed in San Francisco for the cheap rent.

I have sharp eyes and a loose tongue. I'm very competitive but I share a lot. I'm a realistic optimist. Rumor has it the room cheered when I was born. I'm just waiting to be quizzed about all the stuff I've learned on NPR. I have a spotify playlist that will definitely make you cry.

I'm an ENTP and I have some of that treasured north eastern edge.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm one of those dudes who really likes craft beer. I love it so much I brew a lot of it. I'm now thinking of creative and fun ways to get it to the public, like throwing parties and trading it for goods and services. Bartending downtown, and just being a huge dork
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing everything at concerts while pissing the people behind me off, joking around with strangers, anecdotal knowledge, moving to music, doing a wide array of accents which turn into characters which turn into multiple personalities
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't look like I'd rob them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hemingway, Bukowski, Gabrial Garcia Marquez, Raymond Carver

Movies? Fubar one and two!

30 rock, Trailer park boys, Daily show, Kroll show, Mr. show, Inside Amy Schumer

waylon jennings, future islands, mf doom, queens of the stone age, earthless, the cinematic orchestra, boone creek, ween, hall and oates, white denim, ELO, kings of convenience, the tallest man on earth, hank III, tame impala, hot chip. Did you know Bridging the gap by the black eyed peas is actually a good album. Don't believe me? Look that shit up.

Seafood makes me loose track of time. Also did you know that people enjoy the taste of their own hand oils and that's why seafood caught by you tastes better. That is not true, nobody knows why it tastes better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sexy bike, Boston sports, my vinyl, delicious craft beer, pants, and my yacht in the mediterranean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Really shallow stuff, like what people think about me, how beautiful all the girls I see all day are, how annoying people can be
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drag racing bicycles, choreographing off Broadway rain dances, gambling on orgies, making foreign films here in the US, getting foggy on the bridge, taking my cat to the petting zoo
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I keep tasting food that's too hot while cooking no matter how many times I burn myself
You should message me if
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you're witty and funny,
you know you're great
eyes of a blue dog