GWABRIEL
32 Los Angeles, CA
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My self-summary
I'm good enough

I'm smart enough

and gosh darnit, people like me.
What I’m doing with my life
You know how you're looking for a "grownup" or a "real man" or "someone who has his shit together"?

You have the right idea.

I'm about to start looking for one of those myself.
I’m really good at
Dude...

I'm SUPER punctual.

Here's a towel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MUSIC:
Shankstone, Mystery Clunk, Fifty Yards of Fever, OgreFist, The Steam Chimps, Fourth Cousin, Edgar's Throne, Forenzicon, Low Christopher, Tranny Glover and the Lethal Weapons, The Sham, Sticky Chinstrap, The Thickest Inch, Golf Club Wakeup Society, Soupy's Work Farts, Kinetocentrix, The Blame, Scrape Culture, Grey Sun Rising, Cleavage, Shine Hole, M.C. Drescher, Spunk Tank, Dental Damage, Garett's Little Slam Pig, Crust Issues, Nosebone, Circlehedron, Self Meat, Best Friends With Boners, Midnight Gaffers, Nuclear Empathy, ShuffleThrust, Tina and the Imported Press-ons, Lenticular Shift, State of Disparity, Clumpwell

MOVIES:
Infinity Forest, Eschaton Wars, Diaries of the Entranced, Descended, Sphere of Perception, Earnest Farewell, Shortcomings, The Suicidal Fairy Tales Series, Mighty Temple, The Iron Storm
The six things I could never do without
The misguided reassurance that richer/ more beautiful people are worse than me in a lot of ways.

Rare earth magnets.

Context before giving my final answer.

Berries

The Zombie Banker position

I've gotten to really super like social media.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Make time to eat.

Will "maybrobably" ever become a commonly used word?
On a typical Friday night I am
I like cooperative board games.

Sound nerdy?

It had better.

Because it fucking IS.

What're you some kinda jock?

You wanna go drinking and spend $9 on a glass of water with some alcohol splashed into it?

You think you're better than me because you wore neon sunglasses and a shawl at 2am on a Friday night?

HUH!?

Well, let me tell you something. I've got the longest road AND the largest army out of everyone else on this island.

...it could all be ours...
You should message me if
Honestly, there's no reason not to aside from the obviously nonsense profile I've made.

I'm not hoping for a date but I'll be delighted if I can mange to squeeze a joke or two in before we decide we're not right for each other.
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