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GWizinabox

41 Nanaimo, British Columbia, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Who am I?

I had a friend who summed me up the best way about 17 years ago. He told me that when a friend of his ask what I'm like he said that "You don't really describe Gord, you kind of experience him"

So, what does that mean? I'm somewhere between a nerd and a gameshow host. I've got all of the advantages of being a nerd (I can play Settlers of Catan, quote Stargate and repair your computer all at the same time) without all of the bizarre social awkwardness that comes with it. I'm outgoing, yet I like my privacy. I value people who don't just blythely go through life accepting anything that is fed to them. I would rather fix something than have it fixed for me.

I take pride in making people laugh. I also take pride in getting people to think.

I'd like to believe that I'm well informed. Following the blood sport of US politics is a passive hobby of mine.

I'm an Atheist. If you seriously think that the world is 4000-6000 years old and the Dinosaur bones were put there by the devil to test your faith, keep on clickin' to the next profile there sparky. Just keeeeeep moving. (Well, then again, if you seriously want to debate me about religeon and science, sure I'm game. Be warned, I'm well prepared...)

I'm polite, but I have have a very blue sense of humour and I know how to use it.

I like to talk, and I like to listen.

Well, thats all I got for now. I'll fill in more after I wake in the middle of the night in an existential quandary full of loathing and self doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of my pitiful meaningless exisitence.....

(7 1/2 brownie points if you can name the source of the paraphrased song lyrics...)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm temporarily trying out the unemployed life. Don't get me wrong, I'm hardly a drifter, grifter or job flake. My previous job came to a close, and I'm happy to spend a bit of time to get my life in order.

I try to get out to karaoke. I also like to go to the occasional cosplay/anime/nerd events.

I'm contemplating getting into stand up comedy. I hear there is great money in being a transient comic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at fixing things, making things, etc. I love to get down and dirty. I would rather take something broken and bring new life to it than just run out and buy something new. Except underwear, I have limits.

I'm really good at making people laugh. If there is a chuckle to be found somewhere in there, I'll find it.

I've been told I'm a very good singer.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My red hair. Also my personality, come to think of it. Also how humble I am. So very humble. Like, I'm the best at being humble.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
While I tend not to read "books", I read an enormous amount of news and online media.

As for shows:
- Big Bang Theory
- How I Met Your Mother <-Angry at ending
- Daily Show
- Colbert Report
- Mythbusters
- Lost Girl
- Simpsons
- American Dad
- Pushing Daisies
- Stargate(s)
-Garfunkle and Oates! (They are *so* adorable)

You get the idea.

Movies:
- Harry Potter(s)
- LOTR
-Rom-Coms
- I've watched 30-40 movies this year, so, ermmmm

Food:
I'm now recovering from the strangest problem in life. For years it was very difficult for me to eat vegetables. I've been slowing poisoning myself with greens and I've developed the tolerance for them again. So my favourite things to eat are usually crunch salady things smothered in some cholesterol-death dressing. MmMmmmmmm...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think this list is much easier than most people think, in order of importance.

1. Oxygen. Asphyxiation isn't much fun.
2. Water (I had food here, but apparently we'll die of dehydration pretty dang quick)
3. Food
4. Sleep.
5. Moderately temperate environment that doesn't harm me.
6. Protection from predatory species. (Bears, Cougars, Lawyers)

As for things in my life I couldn't do without: (In no particular order)

1. Something to "do". (I'm easily bored)
2. Something to sing.
3. Stimulating conversation with someone who is able to keep up.
4. Something to fix.
5. Someone to keep me "company" You know.. That kind of company.
6. Freedom to be who I am.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how the things that people think are good ideas are really stupid, if you consider all of the consequences.

Aside from that, I think about many things... Yes... Things... You know... "things"....
You should message me if
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You should message me if:

-you are looking for a drama free guy.
-you understand that smoking means cigarettes and 420, and I don't do either.
-you have come to the understanding in life that drama begets drama. If you keep complaining that everyone you meets is a drama fest, you are most likely part of it.
-you want someone who will support your weird hobbies. Seriously!
-you are tired of the same-old dating experience and want to try something new.
-you had a crush on "Syndrome" from The Incredibles. I am a dead ringer for him, so you know, if it's your thing... Just sayin...