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40 M Nanaimo, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
Who am I?

I had a friend who summed me up the best way about 17 years ago. He told me that when a friend of his ask what I'm like he said that "You don't really describe Gord, you kind of experience him"

So, what does that mean? I'm somewhere between a nerd and a gameshow host. I've got all of the advantages of being a nerd (I can play Settlers of Catan, quote Stargate and repair your computer all at the same time) without all of the bizarre social awkwardness that comes with it. I'm outgoing, yet I like my privacy. I value people who don't just blythely go through life accepting anything that is fed to them. I would rather fix something than have it fixed for me.

I take pride in making people laugh. I also take pride in getting people to think.

I'd like to believe that I'm well informed. Following the blood sport of US politics is a passive hobby of mine.

I'm an Atheist. If you seriously think that the world is 4000-6000 years old and the Dinosaur bones were put there by the devil to test your faith, keep on clickin' to the next profile there sparky. Just keeeeeep moving. (Well, then again, if you seriously want to debate me about religeon and science, sure I'm game. Be warned, I'm well prepared...)

I'm polite, but I have have a very blue sense of humour and I know how to use it.

I like to talk, and I like to listen.

Well, thats all I got for now. I'll fill in more after I wake in the middle of the night in an existential quandary full of loathing and self doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of my pitiful meaningless exisitence.....

(7 1/2 brownie points if you can name the source of the paraphrased song lyrics...)
What I’m doing with my life
I currently hold down a day job as the resident computer nerd at an engineering firm. I try to get out to karaoke. I also like to go to the occasional cosplay/anime/nerd events.

I'm contemplating getting into stand up comedy. I hear there is great money in being a transient comic.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at fixing things, making things, etc. I love to get down and dirty. I would rather take something broken and bring new life to it than just run out and buy something new. Except underwear, I have limits.

I'm really good at making people laugh. If there is a chuckle to be found somewhere in there, I'll find it.

I've been told I'm a very good singer.
The first things people usually notice about me
My red hair. Also my personality, come to think of it.

I'm a cross between a computer nerd and a game show host.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
While I tend not to read "books", I read an enormous amount of news and online media.

As for shows:
- Big Bang Theory
- How I Met Your Mother
- Daily Show
- Colbert Report
- Mythbusters
- Lost Girl
- Simpsons
- American Dad
- Arrested Development
- Pushing Daisies
- Big Day
- Stargate(s)

You get the idea.

- Harry Potter(s)
- I've watched 30-40 movies this year, so, ermmmm

Well, I have the strangest diet. I have every 10 years olds "Dream Allergy". If you can imagine this, leafy green vegetables and me are sworn enemies. I *love* salad, but salad does not love me. So, I have to stick to starchy, burgery and pizza-ry kind of things. Not by choice, but by necessity. Although I've been wanting to experiment and maybe get to a better food lifestyle.
The six things I could never do without
I think this list is much easier than most people think, in order of importance.

1. Oxygen. Asphyxiation isn't much fun.
2. Water (I had food here, but apparently we'll die of dehydration pretty dang quick)
3. Food
4. Sleep.
5. Moderately temperate environment that doesn't harm me.
6. Protection from predatory species. (Bears, Cougars, Lawyers)

As for things in my life I couldn't do without: (In no particular order)

1. Something to "do". (I'm easily bored)
2. Something to sing.
3. Stimulating conversation with someone who is able to keep up.
4. Something to fix.
5. Someone to keep me "company" You know.. That kind of company.
6. Freedom to be who I am.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how the things that people think are good ideas are really stupid, if you consider all of the consequences.

Aside from that, I think about many things... Yes... Things... You know... "things"....
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
if you want to find out who killed JR. I mean, I got the goods on this.

Also, you should message me because I'm the one your mom wanted you to date when you were 20, but you didn't. Yah! Deal with that! HA!

Err... Scratch that last bit.

You should message me because I'm really a great guy who is all of the things you say you want! (Funny, charming, fun, witty, intelligent, etc) And modest, seriously modest. You know, modest to a point of being severely awesome.