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41 • Nanaimo, British Columbia, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 26–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating
- Last online
- Apr 4
- 5′ 6″ (1.68m)
- Body type
- A little extra
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, and very serious about it
- Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
- Dropped out of university
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
I had a friend who summed me up the best way about 17 years ago. He told me that when a friend of his ask what I'm like he said that "You don't really describe Gord, you kind of experience him"
So, what does that mean? I'm somewhere between a nerd and a gameshow host. I've got all of the advantages of being a nerd (I can play Settlers of Catan, quote Stargate and repair your computer all at the same time) without all of the bizarre social awkwardness that comes with it. I'm outgoing, yet I like my privacy. I value people who don't just blythely go through life accepting anything that is fed to them. I would rather fix something than have it fixed for me.
I take pride in making people laugh. I also take pride in getting people to think.
I'd like to believe that I'm well informed. Following the blood sport of US politics is a passive hobby of mine.
I'm an Atheist. If you seriously think that the world is 4000-6000 years old and the Dinosaur bones were put there by the devil to test your faith, keep on clickin' to the next profile there sparky. Just keeeeeep moving. (Well, then again, if you seriously want to debate me about religeon and science, sure I'm game. Be warned, I'm well prepared...)
I'm polite, but I have have a very blue sense of humour and I know how to use it.
I like to talk, and I like to listen.
Well, thats all I got for now. I'll fill in more after I wake in the middle of the night in an existential quandary full of loathing and self doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of my pitiful meaningless exisitence.....
(7 1/2 brownie points if you can name the source of the paraphrased song lyrics...)
I try to get out to karaoke. I also like to go to the occasional cosplay/anime/nerd events.
I'm contemplating getting into stand up comedy. I hear there is great money in being a transient comic.
I'm really good at making people laugh. If there is a chuckle to be found somewhere in there, I'll find it.
I've been told I'm a very good singer.
As for shows:
- Big Bang Theory
- How I Met Your Mother <-Angry at ending
- Daily Show
- Colbert Report
- Lost Girl
- American Dad
- Pushing Daisies
-Garfunkle and Oates! (They are *so* adorable)
You get the idea.
- Harry Potter(s)
- I've watched 30-40 movies this year, so, ermmmm
I'm now recovering from the strangest problem in life. For years it was very difficult for me to eat vegetables. I've been slowing poisoning myself with greens and I've developed the tolerance for them again. So my favourite things to eat are usually crunch salady things smothered in some cholesterol-death dressing. MmMmmmmmm...
1. Oxygen. Asphyxiation isn't much fun.
2. Water (I had food here, but apparently we'll die of dehydration pretty dang quick)
5. Moderately temperate environment that doesn't harm me.
6. Protection from predatory species. (Bears, Cougars, Lawyers)
As for things in my life I couldn't do without: (In no particular order)
1. Something to "do". (I'm easily bored)
2. Something to sing.
3. Stimulating conversation with someone who is able to keep up.
4. Something to fix.
5. Someone to keep me "company" You know.. That kind of company.
6. Freedom to be who I am.
Aside from that, I think about many things... Yes... Things... You know... "things"....
-you are looking for a drama free guy.
-you understand that smoking means cigarettes and 420, and I don't do either.
-you have come to the understanding in life that drama begets drama. If you keep complaining that everyone you meets is a drama fest, you are most likely part of it.
-you want someone who will support your weird hobbies. Seriously!
-you are tired of the same-old dating experience and want to try something new.
-you had a crush on "Syndrome" from The Incredibles. I am a dead ringer for him, so you know, if it's your thing... Just sayin...
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