Charlemagne Bolivar: "The usual. Hundreds of grandchildren, utter domination of known space and the pleasure of hearing that all of my enemies have died in terrible, highly improbable accidents that cannot be connected to me"
- Andromeda, season 2, episode 9, "Into the Labyrinth"
First of all, I am looking for a mad scientist to be the mother
of my genetically engineered cyborg babies. Seriously. Barring
that, I'm also looking for a cuddle buddy.
Secondly, I have a superpower. An actual, honest-to-Buddha, inhuman superpower. If you want to know what it is, you need only ask. I used to think I had two, but then I learned that seeing ultraviolet light was a pretty normal result of having the lens in your eye removed.
My best attribute are my intelligence, sense of humor, selflessness, rationality, perseverance, emotional stability, and incessant drive for self-improvement. I'm a goth-geek hybrid (think Abby Sciuto from NCIS, but male) and my body mass fluctuates between 55 and 65 kg, but is always pretty much 0% body fat.
My all-time favorite hobby is digital video editing. You can see the current status of my latest work-in-progress at here (and yes, I know I overcorrected for the times when the speech starts out normal and then drops-off into mumbling and whispering. That's why it's a work in progress)
For the record, Kandyse McClure thinks I'm funny and Lexa Doig likes my logic. I have the tweets to prove it. You don't know who these people are? SHAME ON YOU!
I used to think that I was a nice guy, until a feminist informed
me that "nice guy" meant "asshole". But "asshole" still means
"asshole", so it's now hard for me to describe myself except as
"not an asshole". I also used to think of myself as having a white
knight complex, until some MRAs informed me that "white knight"
meant "mangina who comes to the aid of feminazis whenever they
start losing arguments on the Internet". I'm definitely not that.
Maybe I should stop listening to ideological extremists who twist
the meanings of phrases to fit their agendas.
Anyway, do you believe that facts and logic are more important than opinions and emotions? Are you looking for a guy who treats women with respect instead of sending dick pics? Do you want to have kids some day? Then congratulations, we're a perfect match for each other! Just looking for a friend? I can do that too! Send me a message if I haven't already sent you one.