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G_Max

30 M San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Tyr Anasazi: "What would you like, Jaguar?"
Charlemagne Bolivar: "The usual. Hundreds of grandchildren, utter domination of known space and the pleasure of hearing that all of my enemies have died in terrible, highly improbable accidents that cannot be connected to me"
- Andromeda, season 2, episode 9, "Into the Labyrinth"

First of all, I am looking for a mad scientist to be the mother of my genetically engineered cyborg babies. Seriously. Barring that, I'm also looking for a cuddle buddy.

Secondly, I have a superpower. An actual, honest-to-Buddha, inhuman superpower. If you want to know what it is, you need only ask. I used to think I had two, but then I learned that seeing ultraviolet light was a pretty normal result of having the lens in your eye removed.

I used to think that I was a nice guy, until a feminist informed me that "nice guy" meant "asshole". But "asshole" still means "asshole", so it's now hard for me to describe myself except as "not an asshole". I also used to think of myself as having a white knight complex, until some MRAs informed me that "white knight" meant "mangina who comes to the aid of feminazis whenever they start losing arguments on the Internet". I'm definitely not that. What's the term for guys who leave the toilet seat down, don't cheat, and can disagree without turning said disagreement into an argument? That's what I am. I'm also a goth-geek hybrid (think Abby Sciuto from NCIS, but male) and my body mass fluctuates between 55 and 65 kg, but is always pretty much 0% body fat.



My all-time favorite hobby is digital video editing. You can see a sample of my work at https://vimeo.com/103047577



For the record, Kandyse McClure thinks I'm funny and Lexa Doig likes my logic. I have the tweets to prove it. You don't know who these people are? SHAME ON YOU!



Anyway, do you believe that facts and logic are more important than opinions and emotions? Are you looking for a guy who treats women with respect instead of sending dick pics? Do you want to have kids some day? Then congratulations, we're a perfect match for each other! Just looking for a friend? I can do that too! Send me a message if I haven't already sent you one.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I cannot be bothered to update this section frequently enough for it to remain accurate most of the time. Life has been pretty turbulent for me these past few years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math (though I hate it), digital video editing, playing games other than sports, climbing shit, swimming, building computers, and minesweeper.

I've been told that I'm an excellent mixologist. I also have a fondness for mixing drinks in large batches, which requires a lot of imperial-to-metric conversion. I once got into an argument over how many fluid ounces are in a shot. If you want to know how your chemistry teacher likes to party on the weekends, I can show you.

I can take uncooked, not-ready-to-eat items from a grocery store and convert them to an edible form without burning the kitchen down. I don't consider this to be a particularly impressive skill and I never attempt anything complicated, but my friends and roommates have all told me that I'm an awesome cook. I also don't trust dishwashers, and if a dish or eating utensil needs to be cleaned, I will do it manually. I suspect that I will make a great housewife some day.

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of my eyes was badly damaged when I was younger, and it will now no longer focus or dilate correctly, nor point at what I'm looking at.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
After careful consideration, I've decided to chop this down to 1% of its previous size.

(a) Ender's Game

(b) Gotta be either Tron Legacy or the animated Transformers movie from 1986. Note that I don't think these are the best movies ever made; I don't even put them in the top 100. Each one just has a very special place in my heart for a different reason.

(c) The one that influenced me the most philosophically was Andromeda. The one that made me feel emotions again was Battlestar Galactica. The one that I treat like a religion is Neon Genesis Evangelion. My favorite show that is currently producing new episodes is The 100.

(d) Two Steps From Hell has now dethroned all previous favorites.

(e) I seem to have a particular fascination with Ramen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You mean aside from oxygen, water, food, heat, shelter, and broadband internet access?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, religion, history, economics, science, science fiction, computers, computer games, video games, card games, board games, three-dimensional geometry, four-dimensional geometry, books, movies, TV shows, guns, fire, explosions, death, destruction, mayhem, Sarah Connor, small furry animals, shiny objects, eugenics, sex, drugs, rock and roll, libertarianism, transhumanism, the technological singularity, and 14-year-old anorexic Japanese girls who pilot giant anorexic Japanese robots (you Evangelion fans know what I'm talking about)... you know, all the normal stuff.

I have also recently developed an obsession with cladistics, and can recite from memory exactly how closely related fungi and animals are to each other and how distantly related they are to plants ("blah blah opisthokonts blah blah SAR/HA supergroup blah blah...").
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing the same thing I do every night: trying to take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I recently decided to wipe my answers and start over, this time answering far fewer questions about sex and placing a higher priority on under-represented political and scientific topics, because I was disproportionately being matched with socialists, transsexuals, and psychology majors. Don't get me wrong, I'm totally tolerant of beliefs that differ from mine, but I've noticed that political leftists and soft-science people tend to be EXTREMELY intolerant of views that differ from theirs, and get super butthurt when I ask simple questions that they can't answer. I'm now aiming in a more engineering/libertarian kind of direction. If you're an exception to this trend (i.e., you can have an actual conversation about the merits of Keynesian versus Chicago-school economics), please don't be deterred!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You know what a person is talking about when they mention "Gendo" and "uberpimp" in the same sentence.

- You are a fellow Transhumanist

- You know where Carmen Sandiego is, who let the dogs out, why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and/or how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

- You once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris.

- You think a Tremors/Terminator crossover in which a romance develops between Burt Gummer and Sarah Connor would be the coolest thing ever.

- You are at all similar to Gwen from Total Drama Island, Alia Atreides from Children of Dune, Ayanami Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion, River Tam from Firefly/Serenity, Alex Dunphy on Modern Family, Lexa Doig's characters on V or Jason X, Abby Sciuto from NCIS, Cally from Battlestar Galactica, any of the female doctors on House MD, Sara Tancredi from Prison Break, Leslie Winkle from Big Bang Theory, any of the characters in the video to which I linked, Rachel Leigh Cook's character in Scorched, Rachel Leigh Cook's character in Perception, or Rachel Leigh Cook in real life. Hell, I'd even settle for her characters from She's All That or Josie and the Pussycats.

- You can humor my lab coat fetish. This is not a joke, I have an actual folder on my computer dedicated to pictures of women in lab coats.