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30 M San Jose, CA

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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Tyr Anasazi: "What would you like, Jaguar?"
Charlemagne Bolivar: "The usual. Hundreds of grandchildren, utter domination of known space and the pleasure of hearing that all of my enemies have died in terrible, highly improbable accidents that cannot be connected to me"
- Andromeda, season 2, episode 9, "Into the Labyrinth"

First of all, I am looking for a mad scientist to be the mother of my genetically engineered cyborg babies. Seriously. I'm also looking for a cuddle buddy.

Secondly, I have a superpower. An actual, honest-to-Buddha, inhuman superpower. If you want to know what it is, you need only ask. I used to think I had two, but then I learned that seeing ultraviolet light was a pretty normal result of having the lens in your eye removed.

My best attributes are my intelligence, sense of humor, honesty, integrity, generosity, and uncompromising embrace of logic and pragmatism. My biggest flaws are my endless procrastination and my inability to understand the so-called "emotions" that you puny mortals keep talking about all the time. I'm a goth-geek hybrid (think Abby Sciuto from NCIS, but male) and my body mass fluctuates between 55 and 65 kg, but is always pretty much 0% body fat. I have been known to engage in "white knight" behavior while wearing black leather with metal spikes.

After a few shots of vodka (the perfect time to make important decisions), I've decided to delete about 3/4 of this section in favor of getting right to the point. Do you believe that facts and logic are more important than opinions and emotions? Are you looking for an ANG (Actual Nice Guy) instead of complaining about guys who describe themselves as nice? Do you want to have kids some day? Then congratulations, we're a perfect match for each other! Are you just looking for a physically fit guy who's great in bed (according to the few girls I've been with - I have no idea if they were lying to stroke my ego) or just a cuddle buddy? We're a slightly less perfect match but still pretty good! Just looking for a friend? I can do that too! Send me a message if I haven't already sent you one.

What I’m doing with my life
I cannot be bothered to update this section frequently enough for it to remain accurate most of the time. Life has been pretty turbulent for me these past few years.
I’m really good at
Math (though I hate it), digital video editing, playing games other than sports, climbing shit, swimming, building computers, and minesweeper.

I've been told that I'm an excellent mixologist. I also have a fondness for mixing drinks in large batches, which requires a lot of imperial-to-metric conversion. I once got into an argument over how many fluid ounces are in a shot. If you want to know how your chemistry teacher likes to party on the weekends, I can show you.

I can take uncooked, not-ready-to-eat items from a grocery store and convert them to an edible form without burning the kitchen down. I don't consider this to be a particularly impressive skill and I never attempt anything complicated, but my friends and roommates have all told me that I'm an awesome cook. I also don't trust dishwashers, and if a dish or eating utensil needs to be cleaned, I will do it manually. I suspect that I will make a great housewife some day.

The first things people usually notice about me
One of my eyes was badly damaged when I was younger, and it will now no longer focus or dilate correctly, nor point at what I'm looking at.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) Ender's Game and its numerous sequels and spinoffs. I'm also fond of novels based on the "Aliens" and "Magic: The Gathering" franchises. I've been meaning to read more of the Dune universe. I like huge sci-fi/fantasy franchises with lots of sequels, prequels, and spinoffs. My library also includes Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler, The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx, The Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith, The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli, The Republic by Plato, Thus Spoke Zarathustra by Nietzsche... you know, all those books that you read about in school, but never actually read. I need to add some Locke and Voltaire to my collection, 'cause those guys are the shit.

(b) Top 5: Requiem for a Dream, Revenge of the Sith, and the Terminator trilogy (Salvation never happened. It was just a bad dream). I'm also fond of the rest of the Star Wars movies; the Lord of the Rings trilogy; the Matrix trilogy; the Alien Tetralogy (not the AVP movies or Prometheus); Robocop (original and remake); the Jurassic Park trilogy; the first three Tremors movies; most of the Batman movies (including the animated ones); the X-Men trilogy tetralogy pentalogy whatever it's up to now; the Spider-Man trilogy and new reboot movies; most of the Star Trek movies; the Riddick trilogy tetralogy; any movie in which Robert Downey Jr. plays Tony Stark; Beavis and Butt-Head Do America; South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut; the animated Transformers movie from 1986; Team America: World Police; Edward Scissorhands; the Nightmare Before Christmas; The Fifth Element; Ghostbusters 1 and 2; V for Vendetta, 300, everything that Mel Brooks has ever done... oh, and while I fucking hate Quentin Tarantino movies, I love the kinds of movies that he tries but fails to make, or wishes he could make, like Boondock Saints.

(c) My DVD collection includes the Adventures of Pete and Pete, Andromeda, Angel, Babylon 5, Batman: The Animated Series, Batman Beyond, Battlestar Galactica (the new one), Boston Legal, Buffy, Dark Angel, Drawn Together, Evangelion, Farscape, Firefly, Gargoyles, Greg the Bunny, Grey's Anatomy, Invader Zim, the Joe Schmo Show, the Lone Gunmen, Over There, Reboot, Rocko's Modern Life, Roswell, Roughnecks: Starship Troopers Chronicles, Scrubs, Sliders, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Underground, South Park, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Star Treks of various flavors (including the '70s animated series), Strangers with Candy, Stripperella, The Tick, Transformers of various continuities, Tru Calling, Undeclared, Undergrads, War Planets: Shadowraiders, X-Men, X-Men Evolution... and fuck the assholes who have the rights to Jake 2.0 but aren't putting it out on DVD, that show was great. I also dig Elfen Lied, NCIS, Bones, Modern Family, Mythbusters, the first two seasons of Prison Break, House, Attack on Titan, Tron Uprising... look, I like a lot of TV shows, let's just put it that way.

(d) Stan Bush, Avril Lavigne, Iron Maiden, Ace of Base, Enya, Rammstein, Will Smith, Shania Twain, Beethoven... if it's good, I'll listen to it, but I seem to have a particular fascination with symphonic goth rock with female vocals (Evanescence, Within Temptation, Nightwish, etc.). I'm going to let you know right now that I have not heard of more than one person or band on your list of favorites because I am mostly oblivious to the world of music.

(e) Tofu. Ramen. Beef-flavored ramen. Roast beef-flavored ramen. Roast beef. Beef in general. Milk. Eggs. Blood (goddammit, I hate being a vegan). Anything with a lot of salt. Tentacle Grape. I'm horribly addicted to ramen. They could charge five dollars per brick and I'd still pay it.
The six things I could never do without
You mean aside from oxygen, water, food, heat, shelter, and broadband internet access?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics, religion, history, economics, science, science fiction, computers, computer games, video games, card games, board games, three-dimensional geometry, four-dimensional geometry, books, movies, TV shows, guns, fire, explosions, death, destruction, mayhem, Sarah Connor, small furry animals, shiny objects, eugenics, sex, drugs, rock and roll, libertarianism, transhumanism, the technological singularity, and 14-year-old anorexic Japanese girls who pilot giant anorexic Japanese robots (you Evangelion fans know what I'm talking about)... you know, all the normal stuff.

I have also recently developed an obsession with cladistics, and can recite from memory exactly how closely related fungi and animals are to each other and how distantly related they are to plants ("blah blah opisthokonts blah blah SAR/HA supergroup blah blah...").
On a typical Friday night I am
doing the same thing I do every night: trying to take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I recently decided to wipe my answers and start over, this time answering far fewer questions about sex and placing a higher priority on under-represented political and scientific topics, because I was disproportionately being matched with socialists, transsexuals, and psychology majors. Don't get me wrong, I'm totally tolerant of beliefs that differ from mine, but I've noticed that political leftists and soft-science people tend to be EXTREMELY intolerant of views that differ from theirs, and get super butthurt when I ask simple questions that they can't answer. I'm now aiming in a more engineering/libertarian kind of direction. If you're an exception to this trend (i.e., you can have an actual conversation about the merits of Keynesian versus Chicago-school economics), please don't be deterred!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
- You know what a person is talking about when they mention "Gendo" and "uberpimp" in the same sentence.

- You are a fellow Transhumanist

- You know where Carmen Sandiego is, who let the dogs out, why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and/or how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

- You once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris.

- You are at all similar to Gwen from Total Drama Island, Abby Sciuto from NCIS, Dr. Diane Hughes from Jake 2.0, Dr. Sara Tancredi from Prison Break, Dr. Cameron from House, Dr. Jo Wilson from Grey's Anatomy (I swear I don't have a lab coat fetish!), Alex Dunphy on Modern Family, Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Gadget Hackwrench from Rescue Rangers, Acid Burn from Hackers, Alia Atreides from Children of Dune, Ayanami Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion, River Tam from Firefly/Serenity, Kaylee from Firefly/Serenity, Rachel Leigh Cook's character in Antitrust, Rachel Leigh Cook's character in Scorched, Rachel Leigh Cook's character in Perception, or Rachel Leigh Cook in real life. Hell, I'd even settle for her characters from She's All That or Josie and the Pussycats.