Charlemagne Bolivar: "The usual. Hundreds of grandchildren, utter domination of known space and the pleasure of hearing that all of my enemies have died in terrible, highly improbable accidents that cannot be connected to me"
- Andromeda, season 2, episode 9, "Into the Labyrinth"
First of all, I am looking for a mad scientist to be the mother
of my genetically engineered cyborg babies. Seriously. I'm also
looking for a cuddle buddy.
Secondly, I have a superpower. An actual, honest-to-Buddha,
inhuman superpower. If you want to know what it is, you need only
ask. I used to think I had two, but then I learned that seeing
ultraviolet light was a pretty normal result of having the lens in
your eye removed.
My best attributes are my intelligence, sense of humor, honesty, integrity, generosity, and uncompromising embrace of logic and pragmatism. My biggest flaws are my endless procrastination and my inability to understand the so-called "emotions" that you puny mortals keep talking about all the time. I'm a goth-geek hybrid (think Abby Sciuto from NCIS, but male) and my body mass fluctuates between 55 and 65 kg, but is always pretty much 0% body fat. I have been known to engage in "white knight" behavior while wearing black leather with metal spikes.
After a few shots of vodka (the perfect time to make important decisions), I've decided to delete about 3/4 of this section in favor of getting right to the point. Do you believe that facts and logic are more important than opinions and emotions? Are you looking for an ANG (Actual Nice Guy) instead of complaining about guys who describe themselves as nice? Do you want to have kids some day? Then congratulations, we're a perfect match for each other! Are you just looking for a physically fit guy who's great in bed (according to the few girls I've been with - I have no idea if they were lying to stroke my ego) or just a cuddle buddy? We're a slightly less perfect match but still pretty good! Just looking for a friend? I can do that too! Send me a message if I haven't already sent you one.