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27 F Mexico City, Mexico

My Details

Last Online
Apr 21
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Gab is the type of person who feels extremely awkward talking or writing in the third person, because it is slightly narcissistic. I mean, everyone knows Gab is the one typing this description and are we supposed to pretend that she is not? That she hired someone to write this profile page?

No, pretty people, we are not.

So, hey! How is it going? I am Gab, and I am kind of a handful.

I was born in Mexico, but I have moved few times in my life, to another countries. Sometimes people ask me what all of this moving and traveling has taught me and I think I have figured it out: How To Pack. I currently live in Mexico where I educate people about the importance of putting their toiletries in a plastic bag.

I am a perfectionist to a fault, but it is getting better. Then again, striving to be perfect at not being perfect is quite the conundrum. Some of my other winning personality traits include being obnoxious, easily distracted, and moderately poor. It is part of my charm.

Also, I would love to bake my own bread at home one day.
I’m really good at
I do not want to blow my own horn, but I am really good at finding the olive pits the hard way AND keeping my teeth. I think that says a lot about a person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: De Re Coquinaria, The Odyssey, Sonnets to Orpheus, La Philosophie dans le boudoir, De Rerum Natura, Ars Amatoria, Marcovaldo, The Conquest of Happiness, La Chartreuse de Parme, Memórias póstumas de Brás Cubas, Cien Años de Soledad, Alan Mendelsohn, the Boy from Mars, Immortal Lycanthropes, Y: The Last Man (g.n), The Yellow Birds, The Iliad, Sweet Tooth (g.n), The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.

Movies: Delicatessen, Něco z Alenky, Cinema Paradiso, Blue Velvet, Dances with Wolves, Tais-toi!, Sans Soleil, El Topo, Croupier,
Dr. Zhivago, Non ci resta che piangere, Un chien andalou, La Bête Humaine, This is England, The God, the Bad and the Ugly, Clerks, Freaks, Farinelli, Scarface, Midnight in Paris, Deconstructing Harry, El secreto de sus ojos, The Godfather, Mad Max, Pulp Fiction, Casablanca, Alien, Citizen Kane, Los Olvidados, Fresa y Chocolate, Begotten, Back to the Future, Memento, Dangerous Liaisons, Monsters Inc., Les Enfants du Paradis, Ghostbusters, Shortbus, Beetlejuice, Mar Adentro, Spaceballs, Pan's Labyrinth, Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Eraserhead, Quills, La Lengua de las Mariposas, Hellraiser, Le Fate Ignoranti, Persepolis, and anything Monty Python.

Music: Corvus Corax, Dead Can Dance, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Iggy Pop, Deine Lakaien, Czesław Śpiewa, Cecilia Bartoli, Quantic and his Combo Bárbaro, Prince, Buena Vista Social Club, Wolfsheim, Jacques Brel, Nina Simone, Éric Satie, VNV Nation, Ignacy Jan Paderewski, Claudio Arrau, Habib Koité, Deep Forest, Bendeniz, Leonard Cohen.
On a typical Friday night I am
... Finding exciting snacks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am willing to admit that I am a model. I mainly model McDonald's sauce on my shirts, but still.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 28–52
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
... You are courteous to telemarketers.