Doodle dee doodle dee doodle dee doo....

but seriously...to keep it short and sweet, I came here from Argentina when I was 5, I am indeed the very handsome, very disease free man you see in the photos up there, and everybody who meets me likes me, so I must be pretty great no?

I work as a chemist at Herbalife in Torrance. I make sure those vitamins and shakes you take aren't just chalk and unicorn meat.

• Quips
• Driving. Absolutely anything, from automobile to zeppelin, I'm the man for your getaway needs
• Asking friends of different races awkward racial and cultural questions
• Sharpshooting (bows, rifles, carnival pop guns...so at the least you're walking away with that giant stuffed panda if you date me...or whatever animal floats your boat)

I REALLY wish they would notice I have green eyes! This is driving me crazy, do you know how rare that is? They're not blue, they're green, get up close already

Books: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Great Gatsby (I've read more, these are just the top two)

TV Shows: BTVS, Angel, Seinfeld, Home Movies, Archer, Futurama...many comedy central and fx shows...there are many shows, this list would get long. I get my news from a combination of The Daily Show, Colbert Report, and whatever I hear people complaining about at the water cooler. And my core knowledge is slowly being built up through a combination of Wikipedia and articles on cracked.com.

Movies: Indiana Jones Trilogy...because Harrison Ford and archeology=good times. And I like Fight Club, although I can't for the life of me explain why.

Music: Certain J-pop and K-pop artists (they have some very nice ballads), various forms of rock (alternative, punk, metal), and orchestral arrangements (video game music actually makes really good classical music, who knew)

Food: Anything...sometimes I'll pop in on the food or travel channel to see what food I've yet to try

1) Moonlight > Sunlight (I know moonlight is actually sunlight, but whatever, details =P)
2) Family...in small doses over a long period of time
3) Friends...in large doses over any period of time
4) PC's and Android gadgets...because too many hipsters ruined Apple for me XP
5) My escape plan to a desert island in the tropical Pacific in case of an apocalypse
6) Immortality...I read in Time they should have that figured out when I'm 59; hopefully they'll have a reverse-aging thing figured out by then also =/

Ready? Lets go:
• Why some people think cucumbers taste better pickled
• Why rum and whiskey don't taste sweet even though they smell like they should taste that way
• Why I let Bill Clinton influence my choice of musical instrument (I play the saxophone, started learning the guitar, wish I was ambidexterous so I could learn piano)
• Why I don't own more pairs of black socks, since I think they look better than my white ones
• Why my friends start to lose money whenever I get near them or touch them when in a casino
• How I can use that skill I just mentioned to get a high paying casino job

Doing this to bad guys: http://fragg.me/video/ridiculous-subway

I'm like Batman, only much better.

I yelled at Jesus for being lazy one time when I was a kid. This is a story you'll like, well if you have a good sense of humor anyway =)

Personality wise, I'm not picky as long as it clicks with mine. I will admit that I'm always surprised by the girls I seem to attract, I would never think we'd click if I hadn't been approached. I'm an INFJ for whatever that's worth. Also a Tiger, so I don't like Monkeys apparently? Damn monkeys (jk, I like monkeys...the real ones, not the chinese zodiac ones )