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26 London, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–33
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:59pm
5' 10" (1.77m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Enthusiastic, opinionated and giggly.
Lone wolf tendencies.
TED Talks junkie.

Apparently my stream of consciousness is best represented as (bulletless) bullet-points. Bear with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in the arts - read: I am a professional alcoholic. Trying to create meaningful memories and exploring every facet of life so I end up having hilarious stories to tell my mates.

Music is my bag. I work in classical and opera but am appreciative of all genres (even some country and reggaeton what you gonna do.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting crunk. I'm the one who coughed and made the beat sicker.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My French/Teesside/Queen's English hybrid of an accent.

My lack of social decorum.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Love in the Time of Cholera, The Wheel of Time, Cyrano de Bergerac, Ham on Rye, The Handmaid's Tale, La Délicatesse, Fahrenheit 451, The Stand, Watchmen, Habibi...

Interstellar, Midnight in Paris, The 5th Element, Perfume, Before Sunrise + Before Sunset + Before Midnight, Lord of the Rings, La Grande Belleza, all of De Funès and funky biopics (Basquiat, Goya's Ghost, Walk the Line, etc...)

Peep Show, The Wire, Arrested Development, The Office, Sons of Anarchy, Girls... I started the West Wing omg yes. I now love TV series more than films.
I would say a whole-hearted YES to a threesome with David Attenborough and Louis Theroux.

Goldfrapp, Massive Attack, Daft Punk, Kimbra, Zero 7, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Mouserat... Gonna have to add Beyoncé in there.

Shostakovich, Schubert, Britten, Debussy, Purcell...

I don't like fennel, celery and prunes. I love eating everything else.


I've been with some picky-eaters and I'm one of those annoying ones that will make you try everything. I've converted a few people to the good things in life like olives and garlic...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My freedom of speech. Thank fuck for that.

A great meal and a nice glass of wine to go with it.

A book or four.

My 5 senses.

Having a passionate debate with my mates.

A milky bar at least once a month.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"La vie, voyez-vous, ça n'est jamais si bon ni si mauvais qu'on croit."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Forgive me Father, not for what I have done but for what I am about to do.
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