Yo my names Bryan, Gabriel's my middle. Either one works ;D

When I first made this profile I tried to sound more normal. But I realized that was like I was applying to a job, where the person reading doesn't give a flying crap about me. They just want a person that "looks" good. So no, I have rewritten most of this to correspond with who I am. I am not afraid to put it down in plain truth. BUT! Don't take me too seriously like i'm going to shut out the world with my opinion.

I love wearing band shirts, chill outfits, and sometimes tripp depending on the awful heat of Florida and the hole it tears into my wallet. I know how to drive like a normal person, but when i'm alone I drive like a jackass for fun. Tattoos? Sadly not yet. But they kick ass and once i'm not poor that's where i'm going.

I drink at night and usually with my dumbot friends. I am the type of person that no matter how drunk of my ass I am, i'm still on my ass. Meaning I never lose total control. My proof? Got caught the other day after lots of vodka and talked my way away from the cop. Sveda}} yum.

I smoke, but not avidly. I just don't mind an occasional cig. If you smoke, i'll smoke with you, if you don't then I won't touch them around you, no big deal.

My ideal person to hang with is one who is smart and occassionally acts like an idiot lol. I like animals just don't own any. Cats are probably the coolest because of their ability to be so sneaky ha ha. When I lived in Pennsylvania like 9 years ago we had pet chickens and they were really awesome. Imagine being a little kid hopping out of the bus and a chicken comes chasing after you, good times.

So I've got a car but I don't have many places to go. I'm not one to hang around lots and lots of people at one time. I love to chill. I'm usually comtemplative and it shows when I talk. Sometimes I like doing stupid things that don't harm anyone. And I love imagining doing really random and stupid shit like riding through wal-mart on a horse, doing pull ups on a street light pole thingie, jogging in a clown suit (I hate clowns), or playing hardcore metal when the jesus comes knocking at 7 am in the morning with his lil books that tell me i'm depressed without him.

My aspirations:
1. To one day rid the world of zombies when they come.
2. Backpack around London following my favorite bands as they play at different places there.
3. To write the world greatest poem.
4. Become good at my acoustic guitar.
5. Invent a matrix like machine you can learn from in seconds.
6. Learn horseback archery.
7. Find a person bad ass enough to do all the above with.

Contact me if you want, but will you? Ha ha, i'm down for a chat despite my serious demeanor.

Y yo no quiro escribir esto en espanol porque yo no puede escribir bueno en espanol.... damn it. I am the least Puerto Rican Puerto Rican you will ever meet. I'm like 100% by genetics, but I am defiantly not anywhere near the typical Spanish person by attitude.

Right now i'm trying to experience more in life, but sadly impulsive actions cost money. Lots and lots of money. I'm contracted for about two more years of the army reserve and sure as hell don't plan on renewing. After that's done I would love to travel to london and see my favorite bands rock the stage. The sucky thing about reserve is that you still need to get a job. Too bad they don't want to pay me for doing no work ha ha. Oh, and my unit just came back from Iraq so chances are really really really good that i'm not going.

I'll go to college, eventually. I haven't found my passion yet and even though I could go for free, in fact get payed to go, I don't want to without a great reason.

I love poetry. Been writing since I was like 14 (of course it sucked >.<) It's been kind of hard to write recently but I think it's just waiting for the right muse. I love making things with all the wrong tools. I once made a bow out of a nail file and a steel cutter as an example. Yes I was pretty bored. Please don't ask me to write something on the spot because although I share my birthday with Dr. Seuss, I am sure as hell not so simple lol.

I'm weird. I'm not like creepy psycho, or smelly bum weird, just off. I like asking what others won't, I like wearing costumes to get odd looks occassionally, it's just fun. I'm also kind of a dork sometimes but I would hate being serious all the time. I love laughing.

I'm a bit of an Xbox person, used to play the computer all day but I guess it bored me. My computerness extended to call of duty, oblivion, and (sigh) WoW. Now I hook up the usual online stuff like halo. My rule: Life before games. I never pass up some sort of adventure for staring at a computer screen.

Books: The Lord of the Rings, The Sabriel series, And I used to like Eragon until I saw the movie which just burned my eyes to the point that I can't read anymore.

Movies: The Lord of the Rings, Troy, Donnie Darko, Last Samurai, Queen of the Damned, Interview with a Vampire, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, V for Vendetta, the Underworld series, old school Bruce Lee stuff, Requiem for a Dream (that old lady kicked ass), and a bunch of funny movies.
I like cheezy special effects sometimes like crouching tiger, or hero...like how the hell do you run across the tree tops lol. But its kick ass so whatever.

My favorite type of movie is one that can completely tear up my head with crazy thoughts, commonly referred to as a mindfuck. Fight Club takes the cake on that so far. And ill take the other half of that cake so long as its ice cream.

Music: Lemme snuggle up with a nice comfy rock song. Toss me some hardcore shit and ill go with it too lol. Whatever, just as long as it isn't country or newer rap. I'm always open to new bands though so anything is good till proven it sucks even if it's country or rap.

I like chillness like Nirvana, Incubus, Red Hot Chili Peppers.
I like pissed off like Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, old Slipknot.
I like chill/pissed off (if there is such a thing ha ha) like System of a Down, Green Day (older of course) and older My Chem.
I like sad like Evanescence, Keane, and 10 years. I guess that's a good enough list for now lol.

Food: I don't eat much. I like raspberries, best tasting thing ever. I eat meat, i'd say sorry about that but would you?

I've spent alot of time getting rid of material attachments ha ha, this one is tough. I'm not going to be a loser thinking i'm unique putting food, water, air, blah blah blah, seriously duh. For the sake of filling this out here goes:

1. My computer mainly for its internet.
2. Soda because its unhealthy.
3. The Moon because I love the Moon.
4. Movies because I don't really watch television.
5. My car because I would be even more bored without it.
6. Music

I can't sleep without my ipod. I tried and it took either 3 days or me being drunk beyond reason. I have 12 seasons of South Park on it and lots and lots of CD's and limewired songs.

Well i've been trying my hardest to learn acoustic guitar. Sadly my talent went to writing poetry and none at all to playing instruments. I love music and usually have a very hard time falling asleep without it.
When I first got into poetry it was because songs could express to the point how I feel. Now i'm working on the guitar since songs don't have the exact sound I want either.

Smashing my face on my desk hoping someone will call and tell, ask, slap, push, kick, make me go do anything with them. I've only got a few friends because the others liked pulling stunts that involved taking my money or screwing me over somehow.

Then I pop on some music, play some oblivion or aion, and the night's set pretty much.

Ha ha, ok so the point of an internet site like this is to be able to window shop on people. I'm not going to talk about how horrible that sounds but, the best thing is if you don't like what you see, move on right?

Well that being said, ask me whatever you want and I will ask it truthfully. I have no reason to be afraid even if by some lightning strike chance we end up crossing paths in the real world.

I am not impervious, I am not superman, as a song was said I am not a stone, i'm just a man. Don't take this profile as I am some angry person or super serious because i'm really not. In fact while writing this I was cooking and horribly dancing and singing to....*sigh* ok private admittance, ...dresden dolls lol. Not my fault the band is badass.

You wanna make a friend.
You are ok with random conversation.
You are open minded.

As long as you try to talk instead of making me come up with all the subjects, because I suck at that most of the time.

Hey even if you don't fit this message me anyways, what do you have to lose? I'm not afraid, are you? @_O