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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 8
Hispanic / Latin, White
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Catholicism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't know, man. Hi, i'm Guy. I think I'm pretty smart and i like reading and the natural beauty of our world. Nature, Space, its all fascinating to me. Here's a quote, "The primary sign of a well-ordered mind is a man's ability to remain in one place and linger in his own company."
I like to think I'm fairly carefree, it takes a huge amount of bad juju to get me upset. Even my childhood friends have seen me angry only once. I'm simply looking for someone to make happy, who will enjoy and reciprocate the feeling :] So, if you're interested at all you can message me to find out more.
Snapchats welcome: guy.leaf
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still figuring it out, unfortunately. Im taking classes at a local community college, working toward my adobe certification, and playing with my 2 cats and dog some the time. I also write, a lot, and draw in my spare time when I'm not playing games. My dream job is mechatronic engineer just because of how awesome that job title is. Amateur polyglot, Leonardo da Vinci is my role model.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, i think. Here's a sample of some poetry :P
and a sketch of mine. I tried to draw a flower.

Being honest, something i take pride in.
Jack-of-all-trades, master of none. Okay thats a lie, maybe one.
Analyzing. Tripping. Sarcasm. Video games. Hard work. Being lame. Apparently being cute as well? Im fantastic with my hands, magic fingers to say the least ;]
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses, I guess? They're nothing special, but they're there. My absence of beard when I shave, and Im still sorta shy at first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This one's tricky, because i cycle through everything. One week i might watch Donnie Darko or Tenacious D non-stop while playing games or drawing, or catching up on great tv shows like Parks and Recreation and the Toonami block. I couldn't list all of my favorite things because i barely remember them at any given time, and anyway it gives us something to talk about stoned while lying under the stars :]
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, cats, knowledge, sex, existing. Rules to break. Music. Movies. Wit. Did I say cats? Cats. Technology.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existing and how we do it, whats it for? Girls. Guys. Cats. The multiverse theory, string theory, time travel, luminescent graphite/ink. How magic could possibly be real. What I'm going to do that day and how I'm going to do it. Random scenarios like "What if I did this at that time?" and how they'd play out. The usual things that the mass of matter in our heads contain. (thoughts)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Waiting for certain people to not be draggin' balls. Just turned 21 so bars are now an option. Cruising with the guys. Making sweet love to your mom. Arguing with your dad about how your mom loved me in bed more than him.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I absolutely despise thieves and deceit, although as a writer i have to be able to deceive your imagination.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like reading.
You know of and like Tenacious D.
You're interested in getting to know me ;]
You enjoy sex.
You want someone that will strive to make you happy, even at their own expense.
You think I'm cute and/or intriguing.
You understand what virtues are, have one at least.