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GaiusArtanis

26 / M / straight / Single

Las Vegas, Nevada

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 4" (1.93m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Kids
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am glorious, umami, and nonpareil.

My Self-Summary

I think I might have been a little drunk last time I edited this thing. So I fixed a couple things today...

- I'm probably the tallest person you have seen today.
- I'm very intelligent. To the point where it can be a detriment.
- I have an absolutely ridiculous dog.
- I'm just a lazy boy, straight chilling in my la-z-boy. [dreams]
- I'm a great cook, but never have the time to do it anymore. Only if you knew me in college when I had more free time than I knew what to do with.
- I have a high tolerance for most things that people find to be uncomfortable. Most... but not all.
- I had a music collection approaching 100GB. I managed to delete it all. I now am a paid listener of Pandora.
- I learned my lesson from the previous comment. I now have 1.5 TB of triple-redundant storage.
-Media Monkey is your friend. So is VLC. And don't forget OpenOffice and Chrome.
- You know when your at a really busy concert, there's no room to move, and its so hot and humid that it's hard to breathe. I'm tall enough where it's not hard to breathe.
- Torrents provide much entertainment. If you are unaware ask me.
- I do watch lots of movies of all sorts. I have an extremely diverse collection.
- I'm a social drinker.
- I'm not religious, but I don't care if others are. Unless its something obviously silly like Scientology... then I'll be sure to bring it up often.
- I'm socially liberal but fiscally conservative. If I had to define myself to a single party I would go with Libertarian. Most tests I take indicate I'm a democrat, but I disagree.
- I listen to most types of music. Heavy on hip hop though (not the shit that's on the radio though).
- I've never been arrested or even placed in handcuffs (amazingly).
- I hate shaving and usually have a 5 o'clock shadow.
- Shoe size is 13.
- My shoulders are broader than airplane seats. So I have to sit at odd angles. Unless I am flying US Air or Delta. Then it's first class all the way (thank you frequent flier upgrades).
- Sarcasm is inherent in my being. Except on OKC. I am 100% on OKC.
- Were you aware that it is difficult to convey tone in writing. See the previous comment for clarification.
- For my job I keep car dealers in business... seriously.
- I don't get to drive (my car) as much as I would like.

What I’m doing with my life

I work during the week and try to relax when I'm not working. Overall I got my stuff together and my life is pretty stable. I try to have lots of fun to make all the work worthwhile. But I get lazy at times if people don't 'bother' me about going out and being social.

I’m really good at

Life. Thinking. Doing.

The first things people usually notice about me

Height.... or possibly dark features if we meet while I'm sitting down.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Where the Red Fern Grows, Time on the Cross, Siddhartha, Catcher in the Rye. The Economist (not a book but I read it almost weekly).

Movies: Too many to list. Here are the first five that came to me. Empire Strikes Back, Confidence, Pumping Iron, Crash, In Bruges (Bruges will be a stop on my next Euro Trip thanks to this movie).

Food: All of it... especially Thai.

Music: I like music. A lot...
Kid Cudi, B-Tribe, Madlib, Madvillain, MF Doom, Viktor Vaughn, King Geedorah, Lord Quasimoto, Apathy, Celph Titled, Jedi Mind Tricks, Atmosphere, Murs, Felt, Game, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Nas, The GZA, The RZA, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, The Ghostface Killah, Method Man, U-God, and The Ol' Dirty Bastard aka Dirt McGirt aka Big Baby Jesus aka The Osirus of this Bitch, Goodie Mob, Outkast, Immortal Technique, Tech N9ne, The Cinematic Orchestra, Lil' Wayne, Jay-Z, Ludacris, Lupe Fiasco, Kanye West, Thievery Corporation, Army of the Pharoahs, N.E.R.D., Busta Rhymes, Eric Sermon, PMD, EPMD, R.A. the Rugged Man (the original white rapper), Eminem, The Doors, Metallica, Journey, Sublime, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, MF Grimm, Anti-Pop Consortium, 7L & Esoteric, Jack Johnson, Bob Marley, Damian Marley, Binary Star, B-Tribe, Notorious BIG, Thievery Corporation, Akon, Kanye, Pharcyde, and I know I am forgetting many...

The six things I could never do without

The Current List: The Economist, my dog, mininova.org, reddit.com, Blue Moon, and Anon.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Too many things. What I'm going to do with my life. A job that is 50% travel or less.

On a typical Friday night I am

Out with friends. Drinking and generally causing mischief.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I don't really know. Ask I guess.

You should message me if

You want an upgrade...