Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not sure what I expect to get out of this at this point. Way too
many of you strike me as the same. Not sure if there are just that
many fake profiles or if there's been a dissipation of originality,
but something is off with all these profiles with the same style
photos, same cliche description, similar unoriginal username. And
for 90% of the profiles....ladies, stop ridiculing dudes for have
shirtless pics and ab shots when most of you have an equally
embarrassing, pathetically desperate clevage pic or 3... you truly
need to get over your chests. What you think is subtle, suggestive
and tasteful more times than not just comes off as obvious, blatant
and outright whorish. If you don't present yourself as having
anything more to offer, why are you surprised that you get
bombarded by creeps just looking to hook up... Haha. You're feeding
the machine of the objectification. Also, I have become quite
annoyed with nearly every profile making a point to "pre-reject"
any short initial messages just saying "Hi". Why is there some
great expectations for an elaborate effort filled message for some
stranger that will likely be determining a potential response soley
on profile pics anyway. We aren't some breed of rainforest bird
with extravagant mating attraction rituals. Pack up your egos and
stop expecting strangers to jump through hoops just for a chance to
chat with you. I don't see what is so wrong with the most basic
social standard in history of simply saying "Hi" to someone you
wish to converse with anyway.
I'm looking for a unique, cute, calm, genuine, warm hearted girl
with an open mind, self respect and substance. Someone who marches
to the beat of their own drum and hasn't been molded into today's
societal standard with a desperation for attention even by the
means of self degradation. I'm interested in honest, intelligent
and individualistic people that have a solid sense of humor, may
share some of my interests and perhaps have some sort of regard for
health/exercise or an active lifestyle.
I've been told that I'm the scary or intimidating look with the
sweet teddy bear personality, which I'm not entirely sure about,
but I am definitely much deeper than then what some would simply
presume is summed up as a delinquent meat head that lifts weights.
I thrive on intellect and creativity. I live by the golden rule. I
advocate honor and integrity. I'm perplexed by this era of
insecurity where everyone is starved for attention and in such dire
need of acceptance. I loathe the growing selfishness and lack of or
fake compasion in people today. I desire someone who observes and
questions...someone who carves their own path instead of being
molded to follow the main trail.
Be true to who you are instead of what you think people believe you
ought to be and you'll find what you are really looking for.
Also...if you're a fan of hockey check out my clothing company at
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being open minded.
I am also pretty solid at Mario Golf and Mario Kart on N64. I know,
just stole your heart didn't I. haha
I also can cook some and I make a mean salad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows: Family Guy, The Office, The Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm,
Seinfeld, South Park, Criminal Minds, Dexter, Sons of Anarchy,
Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Ted Talks
Music: Too many to list
Movies: ^^same^^ (includes documentaries)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, Society, the Psychological, The philosophical
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You live by the golden rule. That's a good starting point.
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