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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:49pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
My self-summary
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I love to laugh and make people laugh. I am the guy that tries to make you laugh when you’re mad or sad and don’t want to (I will usually win that battle). My first instinct when you fall is to laugh. If I think it’s really funny, I have an old man wheezing style laugh. I’m a blast to be around and live in the moment. I’m a solid friend that gives some of the best advice. I don’t sweat the small stuff but I’m passionate when it really matters. I don't always say or do the right thing but I swear I mean well. I’ll be the first one to tell you there is something in your nose or teeth because it’s the right thing to do. I’m pretty social. I can talk to anyone about almost anything.

I’m originally from Kansas City, Missouri and have been in Chicago for about 12 years. With that being said:
I’m a Chiefs fan
I’m a little picky about bbq
I have been told I have a slight accent
What I’m doing with my life
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I love my job. I work from home and also travel to Michigan and Indiana for my accounts. I help sling government surplus.
Living it up in Bucktown.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, remaining calm and cuddling hard.
The first things people usually notice about me
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In this order: beard, piercing, eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I liked the books House of Leaves, John Dies at the End, Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World and some others.

I love horror movies (good and terrible) and comedies.

I watch Workaholics, Adventure Time, Aquabats Super Show, Firefly, Eureka, Vampire Prosecutor, American Horror Story.

I’m all over the place as far as music goes. Anything from The Sword, Red Fang, El-P, Die Antwoord, Prince And The Revolution, Deftones and Riff Raff… and on and on.

I love spicy food. If I’m not starting to sweat under the eyes and sniffle, it’s not hot enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with friends, laughing and drinking a high ABV stout
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The Moth Presents Anthony Griffith: The Best of Times, The Worst of Times made me almost cry my face off.
You should message me if
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you like large, blue eyed, bearded men and you are awesome and want to meet another awesome person.