I am willing, book-smart, and street-stupid
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30 • Vandergrift, PA • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 26–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last Online
- Today – 4:07am
- 5′ 1″ (1.55m)
- Body Type
- Libra, but it doesn’t matter
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Has dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Polish (Poorly)
I am willing, book-smart, and street-stupid
And, in the interest of making me seem a little less pretentious, here are a few things I'm really bad at: being angry for more than 10 minutes, being nice to ugly people, material possessions (I pretty much live out of a suitcase - we gypsies like to stay mobile), any sort of conversation dealing with emotions, snap decisions, watercolor, painting my nails, directions (both giving and recieving), telephone conversations, baking apple pies, and only eating one cookie from the jar
that I'm probably laughing, or relating some silly story, very loudly. (It has been frequently noted that I have a voice that carries easily, and that I like to laugh. A lot.)
that I have a decent amount of cleavage going on. (I have nice tits, I figure why not share them with the world?)
my looming stature (all five foot one inches of it).
movies: Everything Is Illuminated, Nowhere In Africa, Saved!, Bubba Ho-Tep, The House Of Yes, The World According To Garp, Harold And Maude, A Very Long Engagement, Requiem For A Dream, Apocalypto, Closer, American Beauty, The Royal Tenenbaums, High Fidelity, Secretary, The Breakfast Club, The Virgin Suicides - in my favorite movies, as in my favorite books, I prefer a plot with a lot of twists and turns and a good amount of wit. I also have a passion for programming on TLC about babies without faces and conjoined twins and half ton men and other human anomalies.
music: Sean Hayes (and all things 'modern bluegrass'), Mirah, Ani DiFranco, Tegan and Sara, Sara Slean, Andrew Bird, Aesop Rock, Missy Elliott, Zwan, Feist, Carina Round, Sarah Harmer, Dar Williams, AC Newman, Brandi Carlile, Counting Crows, Badly Drawn Boy, Cat Power, Roisin Murphy, Iron & Wine, Alana Davis, The Bird & The Bee, The Cranes, The Eels, The Frames, Bjork, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Belle & Sebastian, Cake, Ben Folds, Imogen Heap, Nellie McKay, Regina Spektor, Mazzy Star, Rilo Kiley, Portishead - basically anything melodical, feminist, low-key, or dyke-y.
food: Avocado - I eat them out of hand the way most people eat apples. Basically any fruit or vegetable, so long as it's raw. Sushi. Chef Boyardee's ravoli (I know it's awful but it reminds me of home, what can I say?) Freshly baked bread. Pretty much anything that's been pickled or drenched in vinegar. Really cheap take out, provided I get to eat it in good company. Under-baked chocolate chip cookies - really, this should be first in the list. Tomato soup. Smoked Salmon. Fagiole.
[Edit: I find it amusing that this list of six essential things has been the same since I started my profile over a decade ago, and yet is still completely accurate.]
how to execute the perfect suture, and what makes one suture preferable to another in certain types of procedures/areas of the body. How to draw the best [zombie/penguin/little boy/lake/fillintheblank] for my most recent commission. Essentially, I spend a lot of time trying to figure out how I can be better than you, sorry.
how much I love watching televised surgeries.
my next bold move.
(this is actually mostly untrue. But it sounds a lot better than 'curled up on my couch in underwear and a tanktop reading textbooks with a MASSIVE cup of coffee and an arsenal of hilighters at my side', which is very nearly always true.)
That I get incredibly angry when I'm searching for gang bang porn and I find a list of videos with two dudes and a lady. Since when is that a gang bang? Seriously.
I find abused and orphaned animal babies to be much more heartbreaking than abused and orphaned human babies.
INFJ, if you're into that sort of thing.
you're intelligent, reasonably attractive, and interested in a friends with benefits situation - I don't have much in the way of free time, and I'm not actively looking for a relationship (although I suppose I'm open to it if I meet someone too good to say no to), but I do have a physical body which needs to be taken care of from time to time ...
You should not message me if you're boring. In this huge wide wonderful world, I think that 'boring' is one of the very worst things a human being can be.
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