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30 Vandergrift, PA Woman


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  • Ages 26–35
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My details

Last online
Today – 12:13am
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Polish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a former sexual deviant with a soft, nougat-y center. I prefer to play my cards close to my chest, but that's only because I have a face that boldly tells it like it is. I devour the written word and can safely say I'm probably the worst lesbian you've ever met. My brain spends a lot of time kicking around any sort of idea it can get its wrinkly hands on, but that's something I mostly like to keep under wraps (again with the cards close to the chest) - I much prefer to spend my time listening to others theorize, nodding and making the occasional 'mmmhmm' noise to reassure the speaker that I'm still conscious. I've been told that I'm an excellent kisser (just ask irishguyny!), extremely frustrating (just ask sbeo6052!) and someone worth keeping around (and again, for reference, see drspooky), but I suppose those are all things that you should probably decide for yourself.

I am willing, book-smart, and street-stupid
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending a disproportional amount of my waking hours reading books in the bathtub. Spending many hours a day working on commissioned art pieces and slinging drinks at a local bar. In the interim - I knit, and sew, and paint, and cook, and garden, and craft, and read, and learn new things, and save homeless animals, and fawn over little children, and volunteer wherever I can, and generally try to make the world a better place.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
threading needles, making most straight girls dislike me (through no want nor fault of my own), shopping, knitting, developing crushes at the drop of a hat, comedic timing and walking in slingbacks, that whole 'forgive-and-forget' thing, the suggestive eyebrow raise, imitation, projecting confidence, laughing, artistic endeavours, and using 'big words'

And, in the interest of making me seem a little less pretentious, here are a few things I'm really bad at: being angry for more than 10 minutes, being nice to ugly people, material possessions (I pretty much live out of a suitcase - we gypsies like to stay mobile), any sort of conversation dealing with emotions, snap decisions, watercolor, painting my nails, directions (both giving and recieving), telephone conversations, baking apple pies, and only eating one cookie from the jar
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I don't look like a smoker. (I'd say 95% of strangers who approach me for a lighter start by saying "You're not a smoker, are you?")

that I'm probably laughing, or relating some silly story, very loudly. (It has been frequently noted that I have a voice that carries easily, and that I like to laugh. A lot.)

that I have a decent amount of cleavage going on. (I have nice tits, I figure why not share them with the world?)

my looming stature (all five foot one inches of it).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace, Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palanhiuk, Fall On Your Knees by Anne-Marie MacDonald, The Effects Of Light by Miranda Beverly Whitmore, Yellow by Don Lee, The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things by JT Leroy, and Great Expectations by Charles Dickens.

movies: Everything Is Illuminated, Nowhere In Africa, Saved!, Bubba Ho-Tep, The House Of Yes, The World According To Garp, Harold And Maude, A Very Long Engagement, Requiem For A Dream, Apocalypto, Closer, American Beauty, The Royal Tenenbaums, High Fidelity, Secretary, The Breakfast Club, The Virgin Suicides - in my favorite movies, as in my favorite books, I prefer a plot with a lot of twists and turns and a good amount of wit. I also have a passion for programming on TLC about babies without faces and conjoined twins and half ton men and other human anomalies.

music: Sean Hayes (and all things 'modern bluegrass'), Mirah, Ani DiFranco, Tegan and Sara, Sara Slean, Andrew Bird, Aesop Rock, Missy Elliott, Zwan, Feist, Carina Round, Sarah Harmer, Dar Williams, AC Newman, Brandi Carlile, Counting Crows, Badly Drawn Boy, Cat Power, Roisin Murphy, Iron & Wine, Alana Davis, The Bird & The Bee, The Cranes, The Eels, The Frames, Bjork, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Belle & Sebastian, Cake, Ben Folds, Imogen Heap, Nellie McKay, Regina Spektor, Mazzy Star, Rilo Kiley, Portishead - basically anything melodical, feminist, low-key, or dyke-y.

food: Avocado - I eat them out of hand the way most people eat apples. Basically any fruit or vegetable, so long as it's raw. Sushi. Chef Boyardee's ravoli (I know it's awful but it reminds me of home, what can I say?) Freshly baked bread. Pretty much anything that's been pickled or drenched in vinegar. Really cheap take out, provided I get to eat it in good company. Under-baked chocolate chip cookies - really, this should be first in the list. Tomato soup. Smoked Salmon. Fagiole.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The ability to laugh things off, the sound of a well played violin, my kid sister, elbow room, an outlet for self-expression, and puppy love (of the waggy tail variety, not the schoolyard crush variety.)

[Edit: I find it amusing that this list of six essential things has been the same since I started my profile over a decade ago, and yet is still completely accurate.]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
osmosis, and the way we were.

how to execute the perfect suture, and what makes one suture preferable to another in certain types of procedures/areas of the body. How to draw the best [zombie/penguin/little boy/lake/fillintheblank] for my most recent commission. Essentially, I spend a lot of time trying to figure out how I can be better than you, sorry.

how much I love watching televised surgeries.

my next bold move.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
slightly intoxicated, sitting in your lap, and whispering in your ear.

(this is actually mostly untrue. But it sounds a lot better than 'curled up on my couch in underwear and a tanktop reading textbooks with a MASSIVE cup of coffee and an arsenal of hilighters at my side', which is very nearly always true.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a huge nerd when it comes to all fiber-related things.

That I get incredibly angry when I'm searching for gang bang porn and I find a list of videos with two dudes and a lady. Since when is that a gang bang? Seriously.

I find abused and orphaned animal babies to be much more heartbreaking than abused and orphaned human babies.

INFJ, if you're into that sort of thing.
You should message me if
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after reading my profile, you've already fallen head over heels for me. Or if you've just got ten minutes to kill.

you're intelligent, reasonably attractive, and interested in a friends with benefits situation - I don't have much in the way of free time, and I'm not actively looking for a relationship (although I suppose I'm open to it if I meet someone too good to say no to), but I do have a physical body which needs to be taken care of from time to time ...

You should not message me if you're boring. In this huge wide wonderful world, I think that 'boring' is one of the very worst things a human being can be.