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28 M Broomfield, CO

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Last Online
Yesterday – 7:41pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Latin (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(I'll check this infrequently - life has become busy, and I'm off having adventures and launching new projects; time online is now a rarity! If you want to join in on random adventures and shenanigans, drop me a line and I'll send you my email and we can chat there!)

I'm living in the Boulder/Denver area and looking to make some new friends at home and afar!

About me: I'm a cheeky and lovable rascal with a flair for pizzazz, a penchant for adventure, and a knack for tinkering. I'm 6'2", I have green eyes, I'm the middle child of an Army family, I've traveled to five of the seven continents and am gleefully rubbing my hands at the prospect of visiting the last two, I'm ambitious and have a boundless passion for life, I'm geeky enough to play video games on occasion, have a passing interest in anime, I love learning, I'm an INFJ ambivert, I can hold (and value) intelligent conversation, I'm open-minded, I love dancing, I'm a spiritual person by nature, I'm on a constant quest for genuine people and genuine experiences, I speak three languages and can puzzle out two others, I'm adventurous, I throw heart, mind and soul into the things I'm passionate about, I have an amazing group of friends, I love tackling new projects, and I'm always looking for new friends to take on the world together with! And I'm great at run-on sentences.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A little of this, and a little of that, and a lot of everything else! I live to support this quote:

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

I tend to tackle random projects as temporary hobbies that I'll get really involved with for a while. Such things have included metalsmithing, using a forge I built in my backyard, the brewing of mead, the distillation of essential oils from native plants, indoor greenhousing, welding, sewing, stone-carving, aeroponics, sand art, robotics, programming, 3D animation, music-making, and rock-climbing. I tend to do a lot of the learning myself through experimentation and it becomes a great way of learning valuable life skills along the way.

Current projects: I'm currently embarked upon a quest to build a small business into a geek empire, working with resin-casting, 3D printing, laser cutting, metalworking, leatherworking, circuits, and fusing them all into making new things of all shapes and sizes. Ask me if you're curious to know more!

I also dabble a little bit in music: some keyboard, some violin, the occasional bowings on a cello, and the sweet sha-lah-lahs of acoustic guitar.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, swimming, running, costuming, martial arts, kayaking, hacking Gibsons, mountain climbing, rock-climbing, logically debating, learning, burninating the countryside, inventing, philosophizing, solving three patch problems, 3D animation, spelling fhqwhgads, reading, writing, skiing, meditation, shenaniganing, cave-diving, smiling, laughing, math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries that all started with a Big Bang, speaking foreign languages, talking religion and politics, lacing my OkCupid profile with memes and obscure quotes, traveling, bear-blasting, writing user profiles, firing two guns whilst jumping through the air, adventuring, fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, I tend to stick out in a crowd, I've got a goofy smile, I laugh often, and I'll probably make a terrible joke, pun, or reference that will (hopefully) be nothing short of endearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm an avid consumer of books! I absolutely love reading and keep a well-stocked Kindle at full charge, as well as having a massive book collection. Some favorites:

a) Snow Crash, Lord of the Rings, Dune, The Art of Happiness, Fight Club or anything Palahniuk, Neal Stephenson, Paul Coelho, Vonnegut, Cormack McCarthy, or Neil Gaiman, Five Past Midnight, 1984, the Ender's Game series, Red Mars, The Web That Has No Weaver, The Agony and the Ecstasy, Kushiel's Legacy, American Gods, A Song of Ice and Fire, Choose Your Own Adventure Books!, The Sex Lives of Cannibals, the works of Jodi Picoult, the webcomics of Penny Arcade, Something Positive, and XKCD, Eat Pray Love, books by Carlos Castaneda, history books, etc.

b) The Matrix, Fight Club, 300, Avatar, Gattaca, The Princess Bride, American Beauty, The Goonies, Star Wars, The Notebook, Monty Python, Napoleon Dynamite, Braveheart, Hot Fuzz, Amadeus, Office Space, Stardust, Enchanted, The Last Unicorn, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Hero, Inception, Indiana Jones, Back To The Future, Donnie Darko, Neverending Story, Sin City...

c) Lots of singles here and there, Panic At The Disco, Goo Goo Dolls, Aquabats, The Pillows, 30 Seconds to Mars, Mogwai, Acoustic Eidolon, Rise Against, Keane, and I have an inexplicable, unfathomable devotion to Taylor Swift.

d) Italian, Chinese, Mexican, Thai, Indian, Indonesian, Moroccan, Ethiopian, Japanese, seafood...pretty much anything, really. I love to cook too, and love trying out new recipes. This is only aided by the fact I live near to a massive Asian grocery store.

I rarely turn on the TV, but I do watch series online from time to time! I'm a big fan of The Office, Grey's Anatomy, Rome, Heroes, Dollhouse, Firefly, Glee, Castle, Invader Zim, and anything Alton Brown does on the Food Network! That man is a god.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) New things to learn!
2) ???
3) Profit
4) Good food!
5) Hearty laughs!
6) Excitement!
7) New things to try!
8) Adventures!

This list is by no means complete; many of these things I've
already done and want to do again (though many of the things on
here are things I still have yet to do).

Things I Want To Do:

Backpack across the United States, Europe, South America, and
Pet a lion
Pet a tiger
See a cougar in the wild
Hike the Pacific Crest Trail
Visit Machu Picchu
Study Toltec and Norse shamanism
Become proficient with guitar
Direct a movie
Survive in the desert
Build a giant robot
Go on a spice tour to visit the plantations all over the
Live in a tree
Grow a cinnamon tree
Go berrypicking
Brew my own cider
Live in Hawaii
Learn to surf
Go skydiving
Design and cast the engagement ring I give to someone myself
Find the stone used in her engagement ring myself
Swim with whales
Swim with dolphins
Kiss a manta ray on the nose
Go on a gem hunting expedition in Brazil and Morocco
Write a fiction series
Study systema under Vladimir Vasiliev
Become a proficient healer
Learn acupuncture/acupressure
Do a 3D animated short
Learn how to cook an excellent tiramisu
Travel to every country in the world
Own an island in the pacific
Speak at least the following languages - Japanese, Chinese, Arabic,
Russian, German, English, Spanish, French, Italian, Greek
Spend a year in Italy learning stone sculpture
Explore caves that no human has ever been inside
Learn to ride a horse bareback
Climb another 14er
Climb Kilimanjaro
Get in a bar fight
Stop a mugging
Build my own house
Own property with a stream running through it
Go fossil hunting in the Wyoming badlands
Keep a full herb garden
Build a greenhouse
Go zip-lining through the Amazon
Meet a bell maker
Go on an archaeological dig
Revisit the Valley of the Kings in Egypt
Play the lead role in Phantom of the Opera
Try a new food everywhere I go
Go to Burning Man
Beat a Korean at Starcraft 2
Design my own perfume/cologne
Go scuba diving all over the world
Build a shirt of chainmail
Make a leather mask
Build a mechanical Chocobo
Visit Israel
See Thermopylae
Visit the excavations of Troy
Learn falconry
Hunt a deer or elk
Learn electrical and mechanical engineering
Write a musical
Go hang-gliding
Forge a sword
Go to chef school
Build a collage of driftwood and shells
Blow up a car
Be able to bench-press 200lbs
Run a marathon
Open a restaurant
Make over a million dollars
Go sea-kayaking
Visit Havasu Falls
Visit Kodiak Island
Visit the Galapegos
Visit Madagascar
Learn photography
Meditate for a full day
Fast for three days
See the sliding rocks of Racetrack Playa
Paint a painting using dyes and pigments I made myself
Identify edible and medicinal plants in the wild
Go truffle hunting
Go mushroom hunting
Grow my own vegetables
Make my own cheese
Harvest cotton, wool, hemp, or some other natural fiber, spin it,
and make clothing from it
Go skiing in South America
Go deep sea fishing
Pluck a peacock's tail feather
Ride an ostrich
See a narwhal
Learn to cut gems
Build my own go-kart
Meet the makers of Pure Pwnage
Cast a statuette in bronze
Get struck by lightning
Own an orchard
Learn massage
Go lead-climbing up a rock face
Explore the sewers and tunnels under a city
Have a picnic in a graveyard at night
Eat Hungarian goulasch again
Learn all the constellations
Talk to a domovoi
Compose a symphony
Do an underwater excavation of ancient ruins
Find a sunken ship
Meet Tim Allen
Visit the hot springs of the world
Tame a raccoon
Find a meteorite
Make candles
Make soap
Build a rock fountain
Harvest wild honey
Own a brick of gold
Dance in the rain
Be a skilled lover
Learn to ballroom dance
Visit Benjamin Franklin's house
Visit the grave of Archimedes
See an anaconda in the wild
Learn to play flute
Be able to swim two miles in the ocean
See the cherry blossoms in Japan
Build a mechanical watch
Eat a piranha
Construct a waterwheel
Find the last unicorn on earth
Steal something valuable
Design a labyrinth
Meet the Dos Equis man

Personal heroes: Buddha, Jesus, Nikolai Tesla, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Archimedes, Sherlock Holmes, John Galt, Leonidas of Sparta, Sun Tzu, and more to come!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bears. Beets. And Battlestar Galactica.

Or life, the universe and everything. I love understanding how things work in the world, be they physically, emotionally, spiritually, politically, everything! In my mind there's no such thing as too much learning. I'm a tinker and inventor by nature and I love learning random stories of history or facts of science. I'm chock full of random trivia and I often try to apply everything I learn to my life in some way, if only for variety. I love history, science, chemistry, philosophy, theology, biology, music theory, and so on. It's never a dull moment for the curious mind!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out for a pleasure cruise at night, through eel-infested waters...

Or saving the cheerleader. Saving the world.

I'm all over the place on Fridays - hosting LAN parties, playing guitar on mountaintops at midnight singing with friends, doing board game nights, going dancing, surfing the web, frequenting the Chipotle in Boulder, watching movies or playing games, out dealing with our hoodie infestation, and finding new ways to enjoy Colorado. Lately I've taken to donning a half mask and giving vocal lessons in subterranean opera venues to rising starlets, but I'm always open to suggestions!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can turn tickets into diamonds, whilst being on a horse.

I played World of WarCraft zealously for a number of years and kicked the habit years ago. When I opened my bubble tea shop I actually kept a contingency plan and floor bully behind the counter in case of zombie attack, because I am *that* cool and prepared. I still have a crush on the girl I kissed in second grade, I watched every single episode of Sex and the City and dressed up to go see the movie. Judge not ;).

I'm a very optimistic person, but it's tempered below the surface with a keen eye for the reality of a situation. Objectivity is a pretty key part of my personality, even if in the end I just blow it off by choosing to believe the best and couple it with the resolve to bend situations to my will. Don't make the mistake of confusing optimism with naivety! I also tend to judge people by the questions they ask (or don't) as a way of assessing their open-mindedness, curiosity, and interest in what other people have to say. Asking a lot of questions wins points in my book.

I also have a secret hope that we'll have a society-ending apocalypse. I have a peculiar fascination with understanding every facet of what makes a society tick, so I'm chock full of otherwise useless information about things like irrigation techniques, water sanitation, chemistry, electrical circuits, legal and judicial systems, mining, refining, construction, farming, trade regulations, psychology, survival, defense, weather patterns, rope-making, cloth-making, medicine, nutrition, and so on, dealing with everything from individuals to whole communities. I harbor this secret fantasy that if the world ever goes to hell in a hand basket, I'll get to rebuild it up to an early Industrial Revolution era using my extensive knowledge.

Another secret fact - I can't resist redheads ^_^.
You should message me if
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-I seem like an interesting person

-You want someone to talk to at random times during the day

-You are on a quest for the genuine or the extraordinary

-You think that the movie Knights of Badassdom is going to rock

-You want a new friend

-You want someone to share interests or to explore with

-You are, or are anything *like* Kim Possible (or Kaylee from Firefly)

-You have been exposed to GC-161

-You are a Girl Who Reads (

I'm friends with just about everyone. *However*, the people I keep truly close to me are the people that push me and teach me new things and think drama belongs in the theater, not in personal life. I tend to judge people by the questions they ask (or *don't* ask), and I really want people to interact with, not just to voice opinions back and forth with. I stay pretty busy but I love spending time with people - I just never seem to have enough time to do everything. I thrive on growth and change and love it as a steady part of my diet - if you're the same, please message me! I'm mostly on here as a means to make new friendships and for finding those people who are also looking for adventures, so please feel free to contact me!