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30 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:28pm
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Want to see my spaceship?"

It is difficult to summarize myself as I am constantly in flux, I change my thoughts and views from day to day. A fickle beast, if you will. I spend a great deal of time helping my son with school and then doing stuff with him, I work a lot, like 50+ hours a week, I do Karaoke almost every week, many times by myself.

I am an introspective extrovert. I think about the Universe and how insanely large it is, how incredibly insignificant we are. I can be extremely observant, and can generally tell a great deal about people I meet within a minute or two of talking to them, it is a skill developed to live up to my namesake no doubt. (Holmes is my last name) Sometimes I am incredibly confident, sometimes I am racked with anxiety, and mostly I am just trying to not take anything seriously enough to experience either.

I am an idealist, a dreamer, a bleeding heart… I am really bad at maintaining friendships, I tend to not talk to people for weeks then when I remember, I feel like it is weird now to try to talk to them again. (Man there was a whole lot of to’s in that sentence.)

ALSO!! I have a blog! It's pretty much a tech blog, a lot of tutorials on PowerShell and stuff. It has my silly attempt at humor though!

Check it out!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to take over the world! No megalomania to see here ladies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
General life bullshit. I fucking owned life.

"If your life had a face, I would punch it in the balls."
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have wild blue eyes. They are like steel blue yo...

Blue Steel! (Super intense gaze!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lemme break it down for ya now:

Books: J.R.R. Tolkien, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, The Walking Dead, Textbooks, (Especially computer related ones, I love books about new programs, and books about development languages) “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the Trilogy of Five”

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Akira, Dark Knight…I finally watched 12 Monkeys the other day... That was a crazy fucking movie...

Shows: Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Hunter x Hunter, Tosh.0, Stephen Colbert, Attack on Titan, House of Cards, Cosmos.

Food: Pretty much anything foreign is great. I am not a huge fan of American food because I grew up with it, so it feels kind of old hat now a days.

Music: (First off, wow... I can't believe I didn't have a music section here... I listen to a lot of it.) Gorillaz, This weird techno station that I found on called Goa-Psy, Yuki Kajiuri, The Seatbelts, Rancid, Muse... Well... Honestly, it's really hard to find music I don't like. I guess I'm not that discerning... I will say I'm not a huge fan of smooth jazz... I love old Jazz, and blues and such, but smooth jazz just doesn't do it for me. Also I usually don't like modern country. Yeah this turned long quick... Sorry reader, I'll try to use brevity in the... Actually I'm not going change any other part of my profile so...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good reading materials. I can't stand not reading something as often as possible. News, video game strategies, novels, instruction manuals. I love it all.

The Internet - I am addicted... Bad... Please help me... I NEED IT IN MY VEINS!!!

I am a social butterfly, so I start to go real crazy when I have no one to talk to. I tried to go camping by myself once, I lasted for a day and a half before I was talking to sticks and shit... True story.

MUH GRANDMA! She is so awesome, I actually talk to her like every day...

My car sorta falls on this list. I really love that car a lot. Ask me about it, I'm a total nerd about it.

That's only five things. Uh, just pretend I vandalized the site and it only asks for five now... uh, better go fix your profile!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
EVERYTHING! (I had 42 here before which really summed it up, but now I will elaborate)

I think about my job, day to day activities, video games, lots of other banal stuff… Then within 30 seconds I am thinking about how hard it would be to calculate the statistical likelihood of other intelligent life being out in the universe. Whether it is our moral obligation to help our fellow man, whether it is our fiscal obligation as well. How I can improve myself as a person, how I can help others improve themselves, whether or not to spend a bunch of money on various things, my car, my computer, my entertainment system, the bum begging for my money on my drive home, shirts, pants, (Though not really pants… Aliens don’t like wearing pants!) my appearance, my future, the future of society, the future of our planet, the future of our universe. Whether or not humans will figure out immortality before we destroy ourselves. Whether downloading yourself to a computer is immortality, (Seriously though, do you think we die when our body dies? If our persona lives on do we? How would that experience feel?) or just a replica of yourself. How to make the world a better place, how to make it a worse place, whether humanity is even worth saving from its inevitable fate. What it would be like to go into a black hole, what the person in front of me thinks of me, what the person beside me thinks of me, what the person a few doors down things of me. Does the planet have a consciousness? Does the sun have consciousness? Will we be able to explain everything about the universe from within the universe, or will we have to detach ourselves from this world to bring about that level of knowledge.

This list can go on, but the stream of consciousness that just spewed from my head probably gives a good idea of what I think in a given five minute period of time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually I am singing Karaoke. I also will sometimes stay home, and occasionally I’ll go down to Cap hill to do some barhopping with my city friends. This is really boring because I lead a sadly boring life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cry every time I hear Carl Sagan's speech titled, "We humans are capable of greatness."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are similarly thoughtful. I don't care for people who don't care to have interesting conversations. If you think about yourself and your personal image as much as you think about the health of humanity as a whole, and as much as you think about the realistic chances of getting to see another planet, chances are we will get along in spades.

Lastly, if you are really an INTJ, I'll probably be super into you... I am a ranting ENTP, so we can discuss our world domination plans together, and you can probably manipulate me into manipulating a crowd of people into agreeing with you. Every 'mastermind' needs a charismatic 'inventor' to get assassinated first!