Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Want to see my spaceship?" -Zaphod Beeblebrox
I am an ambitious person with some pretty big goals. I work a lot
(Two jobs) and am working on starting my own company. I want to do
something to change the world, like, something to put me in the
history books. I believe that I can make this world a better place
in a unique way that no one else could, I just have to find that
I am probably a bit on the arrogant side if you couldn't tell from
above, though it is mostly manifested in my unwavering belief that
there is always a clever solution to any problem, and I am always
confident I can come up with that clever solution.
Oh, and for those who care I am an ENTP in the most extreme way one
can be an ENTP... (I really love MBTI... It is like Astrology for
people who are way to sciencey for Astrology, but still clearly not
useful in any real meaningful way.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is my soapbox to be able to explain my plans for world
Oh, did I mention I want to take over the world? Yeah... I swear
I'm not a megalomaniac, I'm just bored. (I literally do most things
in life because I am curious to see if I can.)
So anyway, the world domination plan. First I'm going to need to
learn how to do extended scuba diving. (This is pretty integral to
the plan, and honestly, as I've never even wore scuba gear... It is
possibly the biggest obstacle currently standing in the way.) Have
you spent some amount of time doing underwater welding? (If yes,
please circle here)
After I've got the whole scuba piece figured out, I need to charter
an expedition into the Atlantic to where the Titanic sank.
You know, maybe the scuba idea isn't the greatest... The Titanic is
probably pretty deep in the ocean and I hear that you can get
really sick if you surface too quickly after diving deep.
Okay, so plan B!
I'm going to build a "Growing Ray" and use it to make myself a
giant. (This would be a great invention anyway, I mean... who
couldn't stand to have a few more inches... Okay okay... Bad
No, unfortunately we still haven't managed to manufacture enough
unobtainium to power the Growing Ray properly.
Okay, well clearly this needs some more thought, maybe that's where
you could come in!
Yes! I need someone to bounce my ideas off of... Are you the kind
of girl who likes to listen to a smart, sophisticated, incredibly
well spoken, and generally smooth guy talk? If so, you probably
want to look elsewhere... I'm more of a scatterbrained genius type.
Hell, now that I think about it... I'm not even sure why in the
world I wrote all that stuff. Oh well! (What is a backspace key?)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a pretty good cook, but I really hate cleaning the mess up
In general I am pretty awesome at life, and by awesome I mean lucky
"If your life had a face, I would punch it in the balls."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm, honest answer? My teeth, those things are fucked up... I have
some sort of disorder that makes my teeth stupid small and have
gaps (This isn't really a disorder I don't think... Unless there is
literally a disorder called "Small teeth syndrome." I don't think
there is, but man am I afraid to google that shit.) Sometimes I
feel like I look like an evil cartoon character with the sharp
pointy teeth that are comically sharp.
Oh... Something good about me? I'm kind of arrogant. Though it's
hardly arrogance if it's true, which it is.
Huh? Arrogance isn't a good thing? Are you sure??
Well I guess people notice my blue eyes and dark brown hair (Almost
black) It is kind of contrasting and I'm told looks good.
(This question is awfully vain though...)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lemme break it down for ya now:
Books: Carl Sagan, "Scott Pilgrim vs The World", "The Walking
Dead", Thich Nhat Hahn, Randell Monroe, Textbooks, (Especially
computer related ones, I love books about new programs, and books
about development languages) “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy,
the Trilogy of Five”, oh! I recently read "The Great Gatsby" and I
was really impressed. I found myself accidentally talking like I
was from the 1920s, to the surprise of those around me.
Movies: Pulp Fiction, Akira, Dark Knight…I finally watched 12
Monkeys the other day... That was a crazy fucking movie...
Shows: Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Stephen Colbert, Sherlock,
House of Cards, Cosmos, Archer, Gotham(Ish... I really dislike
Bruce Wayne... He is such a whiny little...) and most any YouTube
channel that is educational! (Nerdfighteria represent! SciShow is
Food: Pretty much anything foreign is great. I am not a huge fan of
American food because I grew up with it, so it feels kind of old
hat now a days.
Music: (First off, wow... I can't believe I didn't have a music
section here... I listen to a lot of it.) Gorillaz, This weird
techno station that I found on di.fm called Goa-Psy, Yuki Kajiuri,
The Seatbelts, Rancid, Muse... Well... Honestly, it's really hard
to find music I don't like. I guess I'm not that discerning... I
will say I'm not a huge fan of smooth jazz... I love old Jazz, and
blues and such, but smooth jazz just doesn't do it for me. Also I
usually don't like modern country. Yeah this turned long quick...
Sorry reader, I'll try to use brevity in the... Actually I'm not
going change any other part of my profile so...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good reading materials. I can't stand not reading something as
often as possible. News, Wikipedia, novels, instruction manuals. I
love it all.
The Internet - I am addicted... Bad... Please help me... I NEED IT
IN MY VEINS!!!
I am a social butterfly, so I start to go real crazy when I have no
one to talk to. I tried to go camping by myself once, I lasted for
a day and a half before I was talking to sticks and shit... True
My family, especially my Grandma... Kind of a lame thing to sit on
this list, but she is fucking amazing... Her god damned Nickname
when I was growing up was Grandma, like she was just EVERYONE'S
My car sorta falls on this list. I really love that car a lot. Ask
me about it, I'm a total nerd about it.
And last, but most definitely not least, my son is integral to my
existence. I once responded to the question, "What would you do if
you woke up tomorrow and were a five year old again with all the
knowledge you have now?" And my response was to probably kill
myself, I couldn't go 16 years without seeing my son, and honestly,
if I were in that position, I probably wouldn't even have ever met
his mother and not had him... he literally is the light of my
world. (Get it... because he is my sUn? Har har)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'll make sure that the next crime I am accused of perpetrating
will include the word nefarious in it.
I recently found out that they are passing a law here in Washington
that will make use of drone for evil doing a crime that is
punishable. That crime is called, "The nefarious use of a drone
I'm sure there is more, I just have to make sure all my near future
crimes qualify under the legal definition of nefarious. Bwahahaha!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-edit- I was going to change this, but I listened to it again and
got teary-eyed... Such a good god damned speech!
I cry every time I hear Carl Sagan's speech titled, "We humans are
capable of greatness."
You should message me if
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Changing this out for a TL;DR because man I am totally into writing
Fucking awesome dude seeks cool chick, Interesting > Nice, Fun
> Stable, Intelligent > Gleebglarb. (That means boring for
the uninitiated.) I HAVE A KID! He is probably more awesome than
both of us put together. DEAL WITH IT~! AAAAAND... SOME OTHER STUFF
THAT I AM TYPING HERE (CAPS lock is cruise control for
If you are an INTJ, I'll probably be super into you... I am a
ranting ENTP, so we can discuss our world domination plans
together, and you can probably manipulate me into manipulating a
crowd of people into agreeing with you. Every 'mastermind' needs a
charismatic 'inventor' to get assassinated first!
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