(Holy shit I have a wall of text... I think I'm going to put a TL;DR at the bottom... Yep it's there now!)
I've been thinking about the whole dad thing... And honestly, I have never introduced anyone to my son as a girlfriend in the almost nine years he has existed... So you know what... I really doubt I'm going to start now.
The point of this is that if you are someone who doesn't normally date someone with kids, my son shouldn't make any real difference, I've been broken up with his mom for seven years (So no baby mama drama), and you aren't going to meet him anyway. His mom does a great job being a mom, so I definitely am not looking for someone to take over that role either.
SO! My self-summary. (Yay! For. Sentence. Fragments!)
IN THE BEGINNING! GOD CREATED (NOTHING! Haha... see that... that's already a lowbrow shot at religion.)
Wait wait, I should skip a bit further ahead. So yeah, I was born and raised in Saint Louis Misery, I mean Missouri... Yeah Missouri! (You can see how I'd get those two confused) No I don't have an accent, well I can't say Dishwasher properly, but otherwise if you hear me talkin' country, you want to take my keys away pronto! I moved out to Seattle about 8 years ago now, I followed my son when his mom moved out here so I could be close to him. (And all sarcasm aside, I am glad she chose here, it's a pretty cool town) I am kind of over that party portion of my life, it was fun, but I just feel like there are much better things to do with my time.
I read a lot, when my son is at his mom's house I can and sometimes will spend four to six hours following a rabbit hole down Wikipedia... Not as bad as I once was though, the weekend I discovered Wiki as a young man, I literally forgot to eat for 48 hours. It's just so damned addicting clicking through the links and learning so much. Did you know that if you click the first link on a page eventually you will reach the article titled "Psychology." It was true at least several years ago.
When I was young I loved just hanging out in the woods, but these days I don't really know anyone who does that sort of thing. Are you one of those people? Cool, hit me up, just appreciate that I won't be good at it. (But I don't mind you laughing at me falling on my face constantly, so we should be good.) (Upon additional reading of this paragraph, I realized it didn't make much sense, I originally had something about snowboarding, but I edited it out. I'm just going to leave it though because it's funny.)
Oh, and for those who care I am an ENTP in the most extreme way one can be an ENTP... (I really love MBTI... It is like Astrology for people who are way to sciencey for Astrology, but still clearly not useful in any real meaningful way.)
I do a lot of stuff with my son, we go to the aquarium and the zoo a ton, and we play Minecraft together for hours sometimes. (Which, I must say, is a lot less boring than I thought it would be, after you heavily modify the core game to add things like space flight, and power suits... Yes they literally added Rocket Science to Minecraft.)