I guess I should take this somewhat more seriously or something.

I am a late 20s professional who refuses to grow up. I have a son who is in First grade (HE JUST LOST HIS FIRST TOOTH!) and he lives with me through the weeks and is with his mother on the weekends. (Except one weekend a month)

I am a self proclaimed nerd, I spend a lot of time reading, some time playing video games, and probably drink more than I should.

I used to write poetry but I've mostly given up on that since I was always really awful at it anyways.

I am overly articulate and tend to enunciate myself even when yawning.

Spelling is the crutch of the unintelligent, however I am appalled when people can't spell correctly for a profile like this. (Especially when they use txt spk nd R lik scrwin evry wrd! This field has no character limit... And frankly, if it does, you aren't going to hit it if you type like that.)

I am very open minded and try to practice peace and kindness in all aspects of my life, but in the end I am not perfect and occasionally will stop decide someone isn't worth my time prematurely if they repeatedly display ignorance or stupidity around me. (I have very little patience for stupid.)

Yeah, that is pretty much about me. You probably are totally impressed and want to date me yesterday, I understand I oft have those feelings about myself as well. (Clearly this is entirely factual as I am resorting to online dating to find someone.)

Oh yeah, and I don't have any non self portrait pictures because they are all taken by my six year old son. And honestly, I don't think anyone wants to see that many shots of my mid section. (He isn't very good at aiming up.)

Designing stuff for China! WOOT CHINA!

For a company...? (As in I am gainfully employed for what it's worth.)

Making computers do good stuff! (And sometimes bad stuff... Not often though.)

My eyes, (According to my friend theswansaredead)

Just read World War Z, was totally awesome. (I <3 sentence fragments!) I am also starting the Song of Fire and Ice series, watched the HBO thing and it was awesome.

The new Dark Knight movie was kinda lame. The second one was super awesome. I also really enjoy Wall-e, Pulp Fiction, FFVII: Advent Children, OH! And I like to watch documentaries when I can and find something worth while. My favorite are history channel and discovery, but I also really enjoy a lot of TED Talks.

The only TV I watch is Burn Notice and Hunter x Hunter currently. While it was airing I also watched Game of Thrones, and The Walking Dead. Additionally I've watched most of Breaking Bad, but I can't bring myself to finish the fourth season because it is so tragically bad I just want to off myself after watching it.

I've been listening to Yuki Kajiura and similar music, additionally I am really digging Parov Stelar. But I listen to basically everything, I've never found a Genre of music I couldn't find something I really enjoyed.

I don't particularly like vegetables, which incidentally makes the whole vegetarian diet unfortunately difficult. But C'est la vie.

Six is a lot... I really couldn't live without the Internets, (Yes it is plural, Internet can simply not contain the shear unadulterated awesome that is the Internets)

I also could never do without my son. He is way too super special awesome.

Sticks, I definitely need to have sticks around. They are pretty good at, you know, beating children, and uh, helping walking when you are hurt, and lots of good stuff!

Man I have three more of these to come up with? Uh... I'd probably be pretty bummed if there was no music ever. I mean, literally if music just stopped existing, which I guess would imply that sound can't exist since I can make music with my mouth. (You should hear it, it's friggin amazing! Mouth music!) so uh... Sound

seriousness, I cannot allow any humor into my life. Yep, I am completely without any humor at all. (It's bad for your heart)

Parenthesis (You know these things right here) I need them to type as is abundantly clear if you've read this far on this profile thingy! (Woot for parenthesis!)

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Lookin' fer trouble. (I'm your Huckleberry)

My mom was a crack whore when I was growing up?

Well that isn't entirely true, she was a heroin addict, but, she didn't sleep with anyone in front of me to score her damned dirty drugs.

You found absolutely nothing funny about this profile at all. It was meant to be entirely serious, and I believe that if you laughed, you are laughing at me. Dick.