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36 Baltimore, MD Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Dec 9, 2014
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Might want kids
Has cats
English, Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hmm how do you fit your whole self into a tiny text box? :D

I'm an artist, a musician, I play guitar and bass. Not as good as I used to however. I had an cardiac embolism in 2006 and that part of my brain was wiped out. Still re-learning and getting my callouses back. I have two children, both feline in nature. Loverly beautiful ladies that they are! I love all animals but kitties are my spirit animal. :D I am dedicated gamer, love the mmo's to death baby. I am trying to learn to speak Japanese, but it is very hard to do without having a native speaker to practice with. I'm really into history, archaeology and genealogy. I read so much I destroy my books and can quote them by memory. I am a extremely fast reader. I can tear through a paperback in a few hours. When I go to the library, I need a shopping cart to load my car up.

I can read tarot cards. And I have smoked since I was 14 but I switched to a vape pen and I love this freaking thing so much. It's better for my lungs and it smells like butterscotch or strawberries. LOVE

I really listen to what people have to say, instead just waiting for my turn to talk. I'm really good at making people feel loved/appreciated/special!

Hmm what else... I'm a pacifist, agnostic and a tree-hugging liberal. Scare ya off yet? >:D

Also....It shows that I am a college dropout in my profile, but only because I was attending college on a Pell Grant and they don't give you enough money to ACTUALLY GRADUATE. I would go back to school this instant if I could afford it, which I cannot. Sad panda.

I don't own a television so I'm completely out of touch with pop culture and my phone was made in 2004 and does not send texts... and I love that. It kind of freaks me out how people have their iphones grafted onto themselves nowadays.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working for the man every night and day at a printing press.
Learning Japanese. For fun, not for any real reason like travel or for a job. I just got out of a brief but extremely painful relationship with someone I met on Facebook. I fell ass over tits in love with this guy and it ended very badly and it has really made me quite wary of meeting anyone else from the interwebs. I'm not writing it off completely but now I have a better idea of what I was getting myself into.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcastic dry humor! Witty comebacks! Video games! Vacuuming cat hair! Can't cook for shit, but I can make the best grilled cheese you have ever tasted in your life! (the secret is oregano)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, it used to be my hair, which was 2 and a half feet long, but I recently cut it to my shoulders and I'm thinking of cutting it to my chin. I've been told that I have exotic eyes? I'm not sure if I concur...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: (I'm a massive reader) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rum Diaries, Trainspotting, Filth, The DaVinci Code, Good Omens, Skagboys etc etc etc I read a lot of spooky horror filled novels, but also tons of books on archeological digs in the british isles. (where my genes come from) history, genetics... I will read just about anything. It is kind of a point of pride with me, if I can hold out to the end, then I can really judge whether the book was a success or not. There was only ONE book in my lifetime I could not finish, and I tried to on 5 different occasions. "Violin" by Ann Rice. Could not stomach it. Just bleh. Terrible.

Authors I love: Catlin Kiernan, Hunter S. Thompson, Philippa Gregory, Harlan Ellison, Marion Zimmer Bradley, Old Poppy Z. Brite, Neil Gaiman geesh about a million more....

I don't watch TV. I have one channel anyway. :P

I'm a huge fan of riot grrl music, Babes in Toyland, Hole, Bikini Kill, Bratmobile, Jack Off Jill, Otep, all punk rock in general, Industrial... PJ Harvey, Dresden Dolls, Amanda Palmer, Pantera, Florence and the Machine, Smashing Pumpkins, Jane's Addiction, Blind Melon...oldies like Crosby Stills Nash and Young, The Dead, Joni Mitchell, Iron Maiden... and lots more, I can't even think of all my favorite bands right now!

Favorite Games: Why isn't this question listed??

World of Warcraft-- the first monster MMO, the greatest
Old school EverQuest
Guild Wars 2
Bioshock 2 for the pewpew value
All Elder Scrolls games
Assassin's Creed (Brotherhood is my favorite of the series right now)
Generally any swords/sorcery MMO and RPG's. I used to play Halo but all the pubescent assholes infesting that place turned me off FPS completely
Final Fantasy was my first and last love!
and sadly.... the Sims. I cannot get enough of torturing inanimate people. So FUN. Good for getting your aggressions out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order

1. My Mom <3
2. My kitties
3. Cherry chapstick
4. Cheezits
5. My laptop
6. My guitar(s)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Moving out of this crime-filled neighborhood :s
What tattoo I should get
Actually buying a house
Why I always expect the best out of people, when I usually get the worst
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ass deep in a dungeon! Lol, again with the video game references. Dead horses, I like to beat them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an addict in recovery, clean eight years and counting. And yes I do have a beer now and then but I don't use drugs at all anymore.
You should message me if
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You are honest.
You are not in love with your ex.
You are a slave to the gaming gods.
You are an artist.
You are not a manipulator.
You are a musician.
You are not a disembodied torso.
You like cats.
You are a reader.
You are trustworthy.
You are not a conservative.
You are open-minded.