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34 F Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hmm how do you fit your whole self into a tiny text box? :D

I'm an artist, a musician, I play guitar and bass. Not as good as I used to however. I had an embolism in 2006 and that part of my brain was wiped out. Still re-learning and getting my callouses back. I have two children, both feline in nature. Loverly beautiful ladies that they are! I love all animals but kitties are my spirit animal. :D I am dedicated gamer, love the mmo's to death baby. I am trying to learn to speak Japanese, but it is very hard to do without having a native speaker to practice with. I'm really into history, archaeology and genealogy. I read so much I destroy my books and can quote them by memory. I am a extremely fast reader. I can tear through a paperback in a few hours. When I go to the library, I need a shopping cart to load my car up.

I can read tarot cards.

I really listen to what people have to say, instead just waiting for my turn to talk. I'm really good at making people feel loved/appreciated/special!

Hmm what else... I'm a pacifist, agnostic and a tree-hugging liberal. Scare ya off yet? >:D

Also....It shows that I am a college dropout in my profile, but only because I was attending college on a Pell Grant and they don't give you enough money to ACTUALLY GRADUATE. I would go back to school this instant if I could afford it, which I cannot. Sad panda.

I don't own a television so I'm completely out of touch with pop culture and my phone was made in 2004 and does not send texts... and I love that. It kind of freaks me out how people have their iphones grafted onto themselves nowadays.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for the man every night and day. At a printing press.
Learning Japanese. For fun, not for any real reason like travel or for a job.
I’m really good at
Sarcastic dry humor! Witty comebacks! Video games! Vacuuming cat hair! Can't cook for shit, but I can make the best grilled cheese you have ever tasted in your life! (the secret is oregano!)
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, it used to be my hair, which was 2 and a half feet long, but I recently cut it to my shoulders and I'm thinking of cutting it to my chin. I've been told that I have exotic eyes? I'm not sure if I concur...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: (I'm a massive reader) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rum Diaries, Trainspotting, Filth, The DaVinci Code, Good Omens, Skagboys etc etc etc I read a lot of spooky horror filled novels, but also tons of books on archeological digs in the british isles. (where my genes come from) history, genetics... I will read just about anything. It is kind of a point of pride with me, if I can hold out to the end, then I can really judge whether the book was a success or not. There was only ONE book in my lifetime I could not finish, and I tried to on 5 different occasions. "Violin" by Ann Rice. Could not stomach it. Just bleh. Terrible.

Authors I love: Catlin Kiernan, Hunter S. Thompson, Philippa Gregory, Harlan Ellison, Marion Zimmer Bradley, Old Poppy Z. Brite, Neil Gaiman geesh about a million more....

I don't watch TV. I have one channel anyway. :P

I'm a huge fan of riot grrl music, Babes in Toyland, Hole, Bikini Kill, Bratmobile, Jack Off Jill, Otep, all punk rock in general, Industrial... PJ Harvey, Dresden Dolls, Amanda Palmer, Pantera, Florence and the Machine, Smashing Pumpkins, Jane's Addiction, Blind Melon...oldies like Crosby Stills Nash and Young, The Dead, Joni Mitchell, Iron Maiden... and lots more, I can't even think of all my favorite bands right now!

Favorite Games: Why isn't this question listed??

World of Warcraft-- the first monster MMO, the greatest
Old school EverQuest
Guild Wars 2
Bioshock 2 for the pewpew value
All Elder Scrolls games
Assassin's Creed (Brotherhood is my favorite of the series right now)
Generally any swords/sorcery MMO and RPG's. I used to play Halo but all the pubescent assholes infesting that place turned me off FPS completely
Final Fantasy was my first and last love!
and sadly.... the Sims. I cannot get enough of torturing inanimate people. So FUN. Good for getting your aggressions out.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order

1. My Mom <3
2. My kitties
3. Cherry chapstick
4. Cheezits
5. My laptop
6. My guitar(s)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Moving out of this crime-filled neighborhood :s
What tattoo I should get
Actually buying a house
On a typical Friday night I am
Ass deep in a dungeon! Lol, again with the video game references. Dead horses, I like to beat them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am an addict in recovery, sober eight years and counting. I used to use that really nasty one, the one that starts with H and ends with -IN... and yes I do have a beer now and then.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You are a slave to the gaming gods.
You are an artist.
You are a musician.
You aren't a disembodied torso.
You are not a victim of 'nice guy' syndrome.
Look it up.
You are open-minded.