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28 M Herndon, VA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:31am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm that guy who's making a wisecrack. Its unfortunate that I have to hold a lot of them back when I think of inappropriate ones. I enjoy being with people whom I don't have to hold back around. I find extremes to be hilarious. I've been playing tennis and golf, perhaps in an attempt to see if it will retroactively have made me a rich kid. I absolutely love the beach. I consider myself a superb body surfer, a nice way of saying I don't do real surfing.

I'm a staffer for Magfest where I run the tabletop room. Its fantastic for me as a big time gamer. I eat all the basic gamer food groups: D&D, CCGs, WoW, WH40k, poker, all the other card games, and tons and tons of boardgames.

I'm into Anime, but haven't watched many of the more obscure ones.
I do a lot of normal stuff too. Going to movies, hanging out, watching TV, and working, but that stuff's no fun to talk about.

Having put that I don't smoke, I must now admit that I will socially smoke hookah. Also I enjoy a cigar once in a while, but strictly when discussing world domination or apocalypse preparedness.

Mi espanol es muy malo.

Estoy muy humeroso, y humor es muy importante a mi.

No sabo muchas palabras en espanol, pero tengo la abilidad a usan las palabras que sabo para completar mis oraciones. Mi otro problema con espanol es mi abildad al conjugar los verbos. No conozco las reglas para el past tense.

When I can't think of the word for something on Spanish I say the English word with an o at the end.

I am humorous, witty, and geeky

I am a liberal, a feminist, and I strongly believe in LGBT rights. I'm not super active or preachy about any of these views, they're just kind of the natural by-product of thinking that people are people.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working full time as a Store Manager for CVS in Ashburn VA. I'm trying to get into better shape, and get my golf game from horrifying to regular bad.

I've also been exploring America Bit by bit, one road trip vacation at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job, chess, video games, beating my brother and only my brother in Tennis, and a whole lot of other things that don't really matter.

I put that I was good at chess... It was a trick to make you think I'm smart... haven't played much since high school.

I'm a fantastic listener. This is achieved by 1.) actually listening. 2.) asking questions. Its been known to help.

I'm also a great Viegar in League of Legends, and used to be a good holy paladin in World of Warcraft. Haven't raided in a while and probably won't play anymore until the next expansion. Please don't be too scared if you don't know what that means.

I started playing Ingress, hit 8 and quickly became bored.

I'm also a little bit of a history Buff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I just made a wisecrack. Unless said hypothetical person didn't get the obscure reference in the wisecrack, then they notice that I say weird things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Wheel of Time series. I devoured George R.R. Martin's first 5 books of A Song of Ice and Fire, and am crying that it will probably be a million years before book 6. I also just started to get into The sword of truth series. I guess I could have just said "Fantasy". Also kudos to anyone who knows what HPMOR is. I enjoy just about every movie I watch, especially bad movies. The key is to suspend the hell out of your disbelief. I will listen to any music. The older I get the more I realize that I love everything by the Beatles. I'm fairly sure that I like singing along as much as anything else. Italian food is Fantastic, I've also got a weakness for Mongolian Barbeque. I dislike anybody who mentions Chipotle any time where I cannot immediately go and get Chipotle.

I like a lot of Sci-fi and comedy on tv. I'd list series but it would either be a cataclysmically long list, or only the few shows freshest in my mind.

I just started HIMYM... What a great show...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A friend to play with.
2. My industrial strength hairdryer. I can't live without it.
3. Something to crack jokes about.
4. The Internet
5. Making the same Maslow's Hierarchy of needs reference that everyone else did.
6. The company of those who don't take things too seriously.
7. Rigidly adhearing to the expected response formats of dating profile essays.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
For the most part I am very lighthearted. I only really think about heavy stuff when I'm in a bad mood, which isn't very often. I can hold up a conversation on most topics. Politics, football, internet meme's etc...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes I get stuck working Friday Nights, less than I used to though. I go out bar hopping occasionally. I've been going to FNM more often lately, as I've been getting into competetive MtG.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I read and enjoyed all four books of the Twilight series... I also read the host on the insistence of a random person at Walmart. It was girly as hell but intersting, I actually enjoyed it.
You should message me if
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You're willing to have an interesting conversation. Its probably a good Idea for you to have a geeky side... this will help immunize you from my horrible acne, orthopedic shoes, buck teeth, and (insert nerd stereotype here). Well then again, feel free to message me anyways. I've over emphasised my geekiness to scare off those who would have a problem with it.

Also if you read this because I messaged you first... Odds are I made a joke about your profile, possibly in some strange nonsensical way. I swear doc! I ain't crazy!

Double points if you're cute.