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IRNotBaboon

27 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's the cool thing: I'm having a moment.
What does that mean?
It means this is my motherfucking time!
Someone needs to be a part of this.

Designer and wannabe writer. Avid reader. Music lover. Bad joke teller.

Non-native like most of you out there.

INFJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This IS NOT IMPORTANT. BUT...

I work at home doing graphic and web design.

I have a lot of half finished poems, roughed outlines for short stories and a couple rants that like to pretend they're essays.

Reading and drawing in random parks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Daydreaming. Making breakfast foods.

Being loyal to friends. This has gotten me in trouble in the past. But it's an ideal I refuse to abandon.

I love breaking down stories. Which characters are awesome and why. Is this plot original or too derivative. Which themes make this story shine.

'Drunk Me' is really good at stumbling into random situations and crashing parties. Is that a skill? I think it is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Some Books
East of Eden, Lord the rings/flies, Brave New World, Blood Meridian, Catch-22, House of Leaves, Cats Cradle, Hitchhikers Guide, Good Omens, Anansi Boys, ASOIAF, Malazan, Foundation Series, The Lies of Locke Lamora

Some Movies and Shows
Waking Life, There Will Be Blood, Arrested Development, GoT, The Knick, Always Sunny, Broad City, Grand Budapest, Community, Mad Men, House of Cards.

Some Musicians
Talking Heads, Claypool, Radiohead, Tool, Depeche Mode, Arcade Fire, Bjork, Jamiroquai, Aphex Twin, Devo, NIN, The Knife, Kraftwerk, Modest Mouse, Franz Ferdinand, Muse, QotSA, Royksopp, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Strokes, St Vincent, Jaga Jazzist.

Food
Thai, BBQ, Pretty much anything with Chicken, Almost all breakfast food (Eggs Benedict! Someone teach me how to make hollandaise!), Greek, Italian and Pizza Pizza Pizza.

Overall taste
Post Punk and bass-heavy jam bands appeal to me. And some of that 'art rock' stuff. Whatever that is... Also fantasy/scifi books and period piece TV.

Current Mood
Dan Deacon, Gentlemans Bastards, and Fish Tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Stories.
2) IPAs
3) Sarcasm.
4) At least 50 bucks in my wallet.
5) The Unknown.
6) And Pizza? I don't know.

This actually could make up a decent night out for me too. This section kinda sums me up better than anything in the rest of the profile. - Which is kinda lame but you're supposed to think it's awesome.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The project I'm working on, the book I'm reading, the next place I plan to visit. Southeast Asia? The Pacific Northwest? Some sort of Sci-Fi with heavily layered mythological themes? YES PLEASE!

Fonts, colors, ratios... If I could ever write a fantasy book. Should I take an improv class or sailing lessons? How about a letterpress class? When am I going to buy a new bike?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Any of the following: Enjoying a show, lounging on the couch, grabbing some beers, reading, writing, working, developing a design or art project, and occasionally traveling.

But this could be any other day of the week too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The only thing I think relevant to this section would be to say that I'm currently striving towards stability. My early twenties were not as fun as TV told me they would be.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Here's the deal: If you clicked on my page and made it all the way to the bottom to read this then... you should message me.

My point: If you clicked my page, there was a slight attraction. If you're reading this section, that attraction is still possibly there. So follow up on it!