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30 M Forest Hill, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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@ryanmaglunob ← Follow me on Twitter.

I'm funny. Like people pay money to watch me talk, funny.

I'm a total geek with a wild side, looking for my equal.

ISTP. That's right: "Imitation Shrimp Taco Platter".

In conclusion: I am a catch.
What I’m doing with my life
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Bringing a little ray of sunshine to the people of the world.

In my lifetime, I hope to experience so many things. Here are a few interesting facts about me.

-I once performed Stand-Up Comedy in an arena of 2000+ people.
-I once fronted a 90s alt rock cover band.
-I once trained to be a WWE style pro wrestler.
-I do extra work on TV shows and movies. It's a great feeling to point yourself out on Blu-Ray.
-I'm a big cartoon and video game nerd, and I hope to one day work on them.
-I love baseball and play softball in the summer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
weirding people out.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Hey! It's that guy from that thing!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Breaking Bad, Key and Peele, Community, SNL, South Park, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Simpsons, Rick and Morty, Futurama.
Music: Anything... and I mean anything. Currently digging EDM and 90s Alt. Rock music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
E, A, D, G, B, and E.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
you... naked... thigh-deep in tofu.

(This is a reference from the Pauly Shore movie Bio-Dome FYI.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching or doing comedy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a weakness for short-haired girls.
You should message me if
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A: You're an interesting, quirky, intelligent woman and feel that we have way too much in common to pass up what could easily become a wonderful friendship. In time, our friendship may blossom into a deep passionate love between two kindred spirits: a bond that is stronger than anything.


B: You're currently naked and want to wrestle.