So, funny story. I was up at 1:30 AM, and decided for no reason whatsoever that I'd abandon my pursuit of sleep for a minute or twenty and fill this thing out again, perhaps while listening to some New Age-y music that would lull me back into my bed so I could wake up, grab some breakfast the following morning, and maybe write the perfect essay necessary for me not to fail the boring horror that is English 102.
Then, of course, I began to grow tired, as happens when one listens to calming music, and decided it was stupid to fill out a profile again.
And then I looked at the words "My Self-Summary" above the box in which I was reluctantly typing, and thought, "How utterly stupid! Nobody's life is boring enough to fit in a text box in under 5000 words! Besides that, who's arrogant enough to think that their life deserves to be written in a text box for the whole world to see and judge?"
So, I didn't fill out that text box. I left it blank, aside from giving an explanation of why I was leaving it blank, which I think fit quite well.

I then looked down at the following text box titled "What I'm doing with my life," and thought. I typed, "nothing much," but immediately deleted it for fear that it would be judged as absolute assery. So, here's what I typed instead:
"I'm currently attending WSU".
"That was good," I thought. It was short, and to the point, and people wouldn't have to read through lines and lines of text, which would be about the biggest eff you I could give somebody. But it wasn't enough...
"I'm not sure where I want to go with my education, but I like it here, and as long as I keep myself in line, that's all that matters."
That was better. I moved on to the following text box, deciding that I would write less so that I could get back to my moderately cozy bed and have sometimes pleasant, sometimes not so pleasant, dreams.

I just wrote "haha" here, and moved on down the page.
Haha.

Hmm...
"My awesomeness," I wrote.
It was true, and not in the slightest bit arrogant. I was awesome. Everybody should think they are awesome. It's the only way we help other people who don't feel like they're awesome become awesome in their eyes.
Then I realized how very hippy-like and corny the text I had entered in the box was, but hippies are funny anyway, so I kept it in the box.

This box gave me trouble. Granted, I do like many things... some things more than others... but did I really want to disclose so much information on an OkCupid profile page? I didn't think so... so I just wrote "various" and moved on down the page, with perhaps an occasional reference to my love-hate relationship with Italian food, or my love of all things made by We Are Scientists, Muse, and The Rifles. I also wrote that I loved many things, and that there were simply too many to fit into a text box of this size.

I left this one blank. I was tired.

This one I also left blank.

This one was not important enough to respond to. I could have written many things but decided not to.

This one merited a response:
"I'm a dude. And I'm glad I'm a dude. Not once have I ever thought that I should have been born with ovaries."
It worked. So I moved on to the last box.

Hmm... such a crucial text box. I couldn't knowingly leave this one blank. So, I wrote this:
"You should message me if you're interested in talking to me."
It was true. Generally, I replied to anybody who sent me a message- usually immediately, though sometimes I took time.
I had this much to add.
"I'm not interested in online dating, but enjoy the people I meet here on this site."