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Paper_Towns

31 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just this guy, you know? Professional scientist, avid bibliophile, fairly competent juggler. I always take the stairs. I dig language, and people that speak well. I'm a sucker for three-part harmonies, bone-dry sarcasm, and girls with nice diction.

I've been living in and loving Columbus for about five years now. I play the guitar, the ukulele and, when drinking, the didgeridoo. To stay fit I run a few times a week, swim every now and then, and climb on things I'm not supposed to.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I study physics at OSU. I spend my days trying to figure out the basic properties of the material universe using a laptop and a white board. Successes are infrequent, hard-won, and amazing.

I'm always trying to find ways to navigate grad school and still have creative outlets. Sometimes this means impromptu jam sessions; sometimes this means bouts of slam poetry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Explaining tricky science ideas in simple terms.

Anagrams. (A ram sang.)

Wikipedia binges.

Wordplay.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Converse. Argyle socks. Fiery mane. Five-dollar aviators.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books
Contact, Dune, The Piano Tuner, Ender's Game, The Name of the Wind, The Fault in Our Stars, Where the Wild Things Are, Behind the Beautiful Forevers

movies
Dead Poet's Society, Office Space, The Royal Tenenbaums, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Indiana Jones, The Abyss, The Princess Bride, The Man Who Would be King.

tv
Scrubs, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Firefly, Star Trek, The Booth at the End*, Sports Night, My So-Called Life, The Adventures of Pete & Pete.

music
Weezer, Cake, Queen, Ben Folds, Ingrid Michaelson, Billy Joel, Foo Fighters, Kate Nash, Adele, The Decemberists, Queen**, Tenacious D, Violent Femmes, Maroon 5.

food
Sunday morning brunches at Katalina's, wee hour coffee at Buckeye Donuts, post-last-call pizza at Late Night Slice. Avocados any time, almond butter straight outta' the jar, black-cherry-flavored everything, and dark, dark chocolate.

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*Seriously, go watch this series right now. It's on Hulu. I'll wait.
**Yes, of course I meant to list Queen twice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Porch sitting.
2. 24-hour diners.
3. A good chef's knife.
4. The smell of old paper.
5+6. A tall ship, and a star to steer her by.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- "Should I get a banjo? I should probably get a banjo."
(Update: I got a banjo.)

- Ethical consumerism.

- Social Norms.

- Music theory.

- Entropy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In search of the perfect Manhattan. Out and about in the Short North. Introducing myself to strangers. Reading a book. Playing music with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have this habit of using obnoxious slang sarcastically, but then after a while it just becomes part of my normal speech. It's totes annoying.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You . . .
. . . want to go tree climbing.
. . . can teach me to dance.
. . . tend to pave your own way.
. . . are nice to the waitstaff.