Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So here's a secret about me, I’m woefully spontaneous. Plans are
good, amending them can be even better. For fun I people watch on
the subway and try to guess how people know each other, look for
new uses for triple sec and pluck out the intro to Redemption Song
about once every six months on my guitar.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A bit of this, a helping of that, and smashed between a half-loaf
of something else. Basically I can fashion a bouquet out of melons,
sign up a homeless kid for emergency shelter, I'm kind of a whip on
Final Cut Pro, and I can make a mean margarita. Call me a Jackie of
all trades or something...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
figuring out how much x% off my bill is without using a calculator.
And remembering everyone's birthday. I'm like the Rainman without
card-counting and social awkwardness...well I guess that makes me
very unlike Rainman, so scratch that, I'm really good at going off
on a written tangent.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm short? I don't know. The Siamese twin attached to my
rear-end? I've never asked before, remind me to take a poll later.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A few of each:
Books: Song Yet Sung, Cats Cradle, Song of Solomon
Movies: Some Like It Hot, Inception, Out of Time, City of God
Shows: Broad City, Modern Family, Shameless, Empire, Martin, The
Cosby Show (smh, I know)
Music: Enya (just kidding)
Food: I'll pretty much try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music to fight, f#€k, or dream to
My Screwpull wine key
Beer (craft, ginger, wheat, root, or any of the above)
A beach closeby
A good read
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to break into making music videos.....and where it all went
wrong for Milli Vanilli.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or playing or drinking or making a drink or sleeping or
waking up or dancing with strangers or chatting with old friends.
Care to join me?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The rumors, they're all true
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Let's start with who SHOULDN'T message me. People looking for
wanton hook-ups, a green-card marriage, bringing the sexy back to
your open marriage, man-children, men who used to be women, men
with moobs, men with mom jeans, men who live with their mom, anyone
with a P.O. or PP#, people who get so drunk they pee-pee their
pants, men who don’t own dress pants, men who wear dresses, and
certainly people who live in a box (literally and
You SHOULD message me if you're equal parts serious and fun,
attractive and kind, liberal and practical, intellegent and humble,
and badass and moral then we should get along just fine, but if
you're not it's okay if you're at least giving it a solid go...
Who are you looking for?
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