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Garçonete

28 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Sanskrit (Fluently)

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My self-summary
So it’s 2013 and the world didn't end last year. So I'm eating canned tomatoes and cockail weiners ad nauseum, can't let these doomsday munchies go to waste. Anyway, pre-Mayan Apocalypse let-down joining a dating site was top on my "things I can do from my couch" bucket list...so here goes:

I’m woefully spontaneous. Plans are good, amending them is even better. For fun I people watch on the subway and try to guess how people know each other, look for new uses for triple sec and pluck out the intro to Redemption Song about once every six months on my guitar.
What I’m doing with my life
A bit of this, a helping of that, and smashed between a half-loaf of something else. Basically I can fashion a bouquet out of melons, sign up a homeless kid for emergency shelter, I'm kind of a whip on Final Cut Pro, and I can make a mean margarita. Call me a Jackie of all trades or something...
I’m really good at
figuring out how much x% off my bill is without using a calculator. And remembering everyone's birthday. I'm like the Rainman without card-counting and social awkwardness...well I guess that makes me very unlike Rainman, so scratch that, I'm really good at going off on a written tangent.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm short? I don't know. The Siamese twin attached to my rear-end? I've never asked before, remind me to take a poll later.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A few of each:
Books: Song Yet Sung, Cats Cradle, Song of Solomon
Movies: Some Like It Hot, Inception, Out of Time, City of God
Shows: Breaking Bad, Modern Family, True Blood, Shameless, The Nanny
Music: Enya (just kidding)
Food: I'll pretty much try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
A camera
Dancehall reggae on Spotify
My journal
Beer (craft, ginger, wheat, root, or any of the above)
A beach closeby
A good read
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to break into making music videos.....and where it all went wrong for Milli Vanilli.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or playing or drinking or making a drink or sleeping or waking up or dancing with strangers or chatting with old friends. Care to join me?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The rumors, they're all true
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Let's start with who SHOULDN'T message me. People looking for wanton hook-ups, a green-card marriage, bringing the sexy back to your open marriage, man-children, men who used to be women, men with moobs, men with mom jeans, men who live with their mom, anyone with a P.O. or PP#, people who get so drunk they pee-pee their pants, men who don’t own dress pants, men who wear dresses, and certainly people who live in a box (literally and figuratively).

You SHOULD message me if you're equal parts serious and fun, attractive and kind, liberal and practical, intellegent and humble, and badass and moral then we should get along just fine, but if you're not it's okay if you're at least giving it a solid go...