A Northern lad who came to the big city to be among people and life.
I am much better-lit, hairy, and available for eye contact than my profile picture suggests.
UPDATE: I am exactly as well-lit, hairy and available for eye contact as my profile picture suggests.
FURTHER UPDATE: I am not so hairy any more. Eye contact and lighting levels roughly unchanged.
LAST UPDATE: I like this bit so I'm not removing it, but in a nutshell, I look like my profile pic, unless I don't.
BUT THAT'S DEFINITELY ME, OH NO THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE