-Warm Core perfect for giving world renowned cuddles
-Hatried for speeling mistaks
-Enhanced sense of humor
-Sleep setting that requires 1 snooze to wake up
-Safe for pets
-Clever memory processor
-Aspirations of being a Screenwriter
-Handy when needed
-World renown and highly intuitive/adaptive pleasure mode
-Impending Bachelors in Film
-Eco Friendly Super-low CO2 emissions
-Top Piggyback Speed of 14 MPH
-Easily engaged Massage Mode. First ones free ;)
-Works with any "type" of girl
----An over used Netflix account
----A car named "old boomer"
Are you worried you are one of those girls that just can't be "handled?!" Don't worry I am factory guaranteed to handle you!
May cause excessive bursts of laughter.
Habitual use may lead to addiction.