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29 M San Antonio, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 31
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Mad scientist/super villain with volcano lair and speed boat seeks similar.

But seriously, I don't have a volcano lair anymore.

Nerdy movies/music/video games/books guy with a dark and dry sense of humor (apparently, greatly influenced by Daria, among others) looking for someone to hang out with and possibly more, depending on how things go.

Unabashed bleeding heart liberal.

Maybe a Buddhist?

Diverse tastes in many things, if not everything.

Cynic tempered with strong idealism. Mostly realistic. Overall, I try to be a nice person, despite the roughness around the edges. I consider compassion and kindness essential traits. I'm very soft hearted.

My penchant for using 60s and 70s slang is compensation for cool. Dig?
What I’m doing with my life
Plan A is proving elusive; on to Plan B. Plan B sucks.
I’m really good at
Information recall.

That's my main skill.
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses. I one can make eye contact with me without going through the glasses first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Queen, Pink Floyd, Aloe Blacc, Cee-lo, Muse, Marvin Gaye, Alice Cooper, Jimi Hendrix, Opeth, Ghost (BC), Phil Ochs, Cynic, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Motorhead, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Metalachi, The Who, Ennio Morricone... I could continue for days.

There's a lot. Like, lots. Putting my iTunes to shuffle will run the gauntlet from cool jazz to heavy metal to some avant guard bullshit. But, I love prog-rock.

Movies: Amadeus, Gandhi, The Killing Fields, Princess Mononoke, Oldboy, Lady Vengeance, Thirst, Nightmare Before Christmas, Black Dynamite, Phantom of the Opera, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Universal Monster Movies, B-Movies, Hammer Horror movies, Alien/s, The Kids Are Alright, Marvel Comics movie, James Bond movies (don't judge, I'm a half-British guy named James. Aside from the possible STDs, what would be cooler than James Bond), Brazil, Star Wars, Star Trek, all things Monty Python, etc.

Musicals: Phantom of the Opera, Les Miserable, Cole Porter standards. Man of La Mancha.

Books: Current favorites: The Brothers, The Life and Times of Pancho Villa, Diamond Sutra.

TV: Doctor Who, Venture Bros., Gundam (for some reason), Attack on Titan, documentaries.

Food: Many, many things.
The six things I could never do without
-Good stories.
-Dr. Pepper.
-A good question.
-Some sort of lint roller.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tattoo ideas, thoughtful and not so thoughtful questions, travel, time travel, if there is some sort of way to become either a mutant from X-Men or a Time Lord. Or both. Both would be cool.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home watching Netflix, playing a game, or watching TV. Sometimes out and about with friends or watching terribly made hilarious movies.

Recently, a cabal of my friends gather and we play games with people's lives.

And by "games" I mean: Settlers of Catan, and by "people's lives" I mean: the imaginary people inhabiting my settlements or cities.

Behold my works, ye mighty, and despair.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're into lively discussion about anything from the arts to international relations to politics to philosophy. Anything is up for conversation.

If you can pick up on my humor. I can be very deadpan and dry and sometimes people don't pick up on it.

But, overall, if you feel inclined to message me, do so. But, please, do more than just say "hi." I have no idea how to respond to that other then "hey."