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I am white, American, and middle class

GaryIsCool

30 / m / straight / Single

Cleveland, Ohio, United States

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Ethnicity White

Height 5' 11" (1.80m).

Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners

Smokes No

Drinks Sometimes

Drugs N/A

Religion Agnosticism

Sign Cancer but it doesn't matter

Education Graduated from college/university

Job Computer / Hardware / Software

Income $40,000-$50,000

Kids Likes children

Pets Owns dogs and Likes cats

Languages English (Fluently)

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My self-summary

bob ross, beer, laughter, dogs, breezes, musty attics, grandparents, amateur musicians, spite, halloween, conspiracies, locomotives, scientists, fad diets, weeping willows, baseball, long distance runners, etc.

What I'm doing with my life

All day long, my fingers do their sinewy dance across my sleek plastic black keyboard...bobbing and weaving, dipping and dapping. My biography/how to succeed book, "Click, Clack, Success!" is due out later this year.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

I'm a tough guy with leather pants. I snap my fingers as I jive down the street, and I've got one of those combs that you think it's a switchblade. But it's a comb.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

the future, and the past. The past and the future. Both the future, AND the past. First the past, then the future. Always thinking. About the past. And the future.

On a typical Friday night I am

I hate clubs. I like dank, dingy bars. Smelly, depressing bars. Bowling alleys. Fetid old wallets, beer spilled in ashtrays. Steam baths with elderly immigrants. Lines in faces.

You should message me if

you know what's what. or if you don't know what's what, but you wish you did.

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