Without coffee, mornings would be a chore. I've always been a night owl. No good stories ever start with, "On Saturday morning..."
Overall I'd say this virtual resume is an accurate portrayal of a level-headed LAWN GUY-LINDAH (I promise I don't have that accent, although if that's what you're looking for, let's get a cup of cAWWWWfee) looking for an equally awesome girl. References furnished upon request. If you've also lost your debit card during an evening full of carousing in Little Rock, Arkansas I'm sure we will hit it off.
Also a huge hockey fan over here, so if you also like hockey, that'd be greeeeeaatttt.