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GaryWithOneR

29 M Seaford, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Seeking a pirate, ninja, and weary-eyed traveler looking for unpredictability and excitement.

Allow myself to introduce...myself...

So everyone seems to hate talking about themselves, right? I mean, after all, it is kind of awkward and somewhat bizarre to write a list of things about yourself, but if you're a narcissist like myself then it's the greatest thing ever. Sarcasm doesn't really translate well on the internet, does it?(was that sarcasm? I'm falling down this rabbit hole...) My worldview probably has something to do with growing up with Seinfeld and then having Larry David continue my growth. So let's proceed by quoting Will Ferrell movies...we're going streaking, okay maybe not on the first date. You stay classy!

Live music in the summer with a cold beer *might* just be the closest we can get to heaven. A tailgate at a concert is always a good time. While I've toned down my concertgoing to, you know, try and save money cause that's important(or so my financial advisor tells me) I definitely try and hit up as many concerts as possible. So let's throw caution to the wind and sing at the top of our lungs and wake up with a raspy voice. It will at least make for an interesting conversation for the next morning at the office.

Speaking of offices, I work as a Program Director for an international business. I love what I do for work as it allows me to travel the good 'ol US of A as well as the world. Yeah, if you could go ahead and not tell my boss about those "odd" charges on my company credit card, that would be greeeaaattt.

I was at David Wells' perfect game. Life changing event. May have defined my sporting world view along with Mr. Seinfeld.

Without coffee, mornings would be a chore. I've always been a night owl. No good stories ever start with, "On Saturday morning..."

I keep things real and know how to laugh at life. Also I still smile when Third Eye Blind comes on so I hope you appreciate 90s throwback music as much as I do.

Overall I'd say this virtual resume is an accurate portrayal of a level-headed LAWN GUY-LINDAH (I promise I don't have that accent, although if that's what you're looking for, let's get a cup of cAWWWWfee) looking for an equally awesome girl. References furnished upon request. If you've also lost your debit card during an evening full of carousing in Little Rock, Arkansas I'm sure we will hit it off.

Ponder this: Why would the testimonies of a crazy homeless man, foreign delivery man, and a 5 year old boy hold any weight in a court of law? This movie just isn't the same 14 years later. Scuba Steve sleeps with the fishes. I'm sure you know the movie...right?
What I’m doing with my life
International business for non-profit education management, while moonlighting as a jetsetter racking up miles.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh and making sure that people take a second to step back from life.

Making eggs. Seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Aldous Huxley taught me that dystopian fiction is more reality than fiction.

Music: Pearl Jam, Radiohead, The National, DMB, Ryan Adams, NIN, The Hold Steady, The Weakerthans...this list could go on but I just looked at a couple of the last bands that popped up on my iTunes. Lately I've been hooked on Dan Auerbach and Black Keys type of music. Rock/blues suits this time of year, methinks...

Movies: There Will Be Blood, No Country For Old Men, Up in the Air, The Godfather(I and II, which goes without saying), LOTR, Star Wars(you know which ones), Royal Tenenbaums, Goodfellas, The Dark Knight(cause let's be honest here, superhero movies were finally qualified as being worthy of artistic critique due to this epic film)

TV Shows: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad(and seriously who doesn't list this anyway, bitch?), The Simpsons, The Walking Dead, X-Files, Six Feet Under, Curb, Seinfeld, Eastbound and Down, Black Books, IT Crowd, and LOST(although I would say that having made the journey to and from the island, I haven't had the itch to go back...sorry, Jack)

Food: Anything...but my palate tends to settle on the spicy and unexplored.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I would survive in a zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Misanthropic adventures.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Third Eye Blind still makes me smile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're sweet, down to earth, funny, understanding, progressive and self-reliant.

And thoroughly enjoys doing nothing when at all possible. Who has all the times for these marathons?