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GatorHorn

32 M Hyattsville, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), French (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Mostly reformed Midwesterner with fading delusions of relocating to my spiritual homeland in the Bay Area. I just love DC's cultural scene, public transit, and favorable girl-guy ratio - sorry, ladies ;-) Also trees. And water, which I generally prefer having enough of to not. And I could really do without "tech bros" and the sort of gentrification that would make Columbia Heights blush (apologies if you live there - I'm sure it's lovely).

Heart says mathematician, job title says engineer. I prefer to go with the former.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Impersonating a combinatorialist, saving the world with spectral graph theory, shenanigans with supercomputers, and everything in between. Flexing some math snobbery when deserved, but otherwise staying grounded.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Transitioning to California time...even when physically on the East Coast. Especially when on the East Coast, actually.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whatever crime against fashion I currently happen to be committing. That I still haven't figured out what to do with my hair after three decades of trying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Why? So you can read far too much into how I choose to entertain myself like some judgy hipster? Not falling for it OkCupid!

That said, we'll get along nicely if you like falafel, harissa, curry, Belgian sour ales, Game of Thrones, and Archer.

And we'll get along *very* nicely if you look/act like Lana!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Oxygen debt, and a good gym in which to achieve it. And a pair of Vibrams to wear while doing so.
2) Mathematics books, and a tragically hip, monosyllabic coffeehouse (Tryst, anyone?) in which to pretend to read them
3) Boxes of random junk that I've never bothered to unpack after many moves but just can't throw away
4) Belgian sour ales (where were you for the first 30 years of my life!)
5) Quinoa pilaf, tempeh, soy milk, and rooibos tea.
6) French press(es) and tea kettle(s).
7) Cars with firm handling and a sport button

Things that I really could do without:

1) Tourons (gracias for the portmanteau UrbanDictionary)
2) Every other demographic that habitually stands on the left side of Metro escalators
3) Maryland drivers/civil engineers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The entropy of whatever algorithm OKCupid uses to display matches in Quickmatch, "You might like...", and so forth.

What sort of ridiculous costume I should wear to Bay to Breakers in San Francisco next spring.

Why so many girls with gorgeous brown eyes insist on covering them up with enormous sunglasses. Especially those ugly-as-sin aviators. Less is more ladies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the summer, Jazz in the Garden followed by Belgian beer night at Tryst. Otherwise I'm pretty "grounded," which I suppose is the polite way of saying "lame."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not "easy-going", "laid-back", "down-to-earth", or any other such worn-out cliche.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You answered the "What I'm doing with my life" question with something more compelling than "living it." While OkC has led me to adjust my standards, I do require more than pulse. Literally.

You hate Manchester United/Spurs/Texas A&M/Oklahoma more than you love your mother.

You're not looking for something super casual.