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32 M Hyattsville, MD

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Last Online
Yesterday – 1:27pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), French (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Mostly reformed Midwesterner. Heart says mathematician, job title says engineer. Housebroken, plays nicely with others, and eats his vegetables.
What I’m doing with my life
Impersonating a combinatorialist, saving the world with spectral graph theory, shenanigans with supercomputers, and everything in between.
I’m really good at
Transitioning to California time...even when physically on the East Coast. Especially when on the East Coast, actually.
The first things people usually notice about me
Whatever crime against fashion I currently happen to be committing. That I still haven't figured out what to do with my hair after three decades of trying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Why? So you can read far too much into how I choose to entertain myself like some judgy hipster? Not falling for it OkCupid!

That said, we'll get along nicely if you like falafel, harissa, curry, Belgian sour ales, Game of Thrones, and Archer.

And we'll get along *very* nicely if you look/act like Lana!
The six things I could never do without
1) Oxygen debt, and a good gym in which to achieve it. And a pair of Vibrams to wear while doing so.
2) Mathematics books, and a tragically hip, monosyllabic coffeehouse (Tryst, anyone?) in which to pretend to read them
3) Boxes of random junk that I've never bothered to unpack after many moves but just can't throw away
4) Belgian sour ales (where were you for the first 30 years of my life!)
5) Quinoa pilaf, tempeh, soy milk, and rooibos tea.
6) French press(es) and tea kettle(s).
7) Cars with firm handling and a sport button

Things that I really could do without:

1) Tourons (gracias for the portmanteau UrbanDictionary)
2) Every other demographic that habitually stands on the left side of Metro escalators
3) Maryland drivers/civil engineers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The entropy of whatever algorithm OKCupid uses to display matches in Quickmatch, "You might like...", and so forth.

What sort of ridiculous costume I should wear to Bay to Breakers in San Francisco next spring.

Why so many girls with gorgeous brown eyes insist on covering them up with enormous sunglasses. Especially those ugly-as-sin aviators. Less is more ladies.
On a typical Friday night I am
In the summer, Jazz in the Garden followed by Belgian beer night at Tryst. Otherwise I'm pretty "grounded," which I suppose is the polite way of saying "lame."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not "easy-going", "laid-back", "down-to-earth", or any other such worn-out cliche.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You answered the "What I'm doing with my life" question with something more compelling than "living it." While OkC has led me to adjust my standards, I do require more than pulse. Literally.

Also, you hate Manchester United/Spurs/Texas A&M/Oklahoma more than you love your mother.