Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to
anyone, but they've always worked for me." -HST High-school
Dropout, College graduate, self-employed and living the dream! I've
done it all, from being a bum, to running night clubs, trying to
manage artist, starting my own businesses and even gotten in a
little trouble along the way ;-) Moved to socal from florida on a
whim, and i loved it. i can drive down 1 side of my hill and be
couple hours ride the other way and be snowboarding
. Now in Detroit,
looking for new friends to show me around. I bought a house that I
am renovating on the east side, haven't met anybody in my
neighborhood to hang out with. Rockstar in my own mind. Before the
beard i had been called a freak in disguise, because i had to wear
a suit and be fairly conservative (even covered my ear plugs for
one company!) I haven't read any other guys profiles, so I don't
know if there is are certain expectations of how this is supposed
to go, I'm just trying to be as honest as possible without sounding
cheesy. I realize the sun rises without me, so I drink too much and
drive too fast. That black blur the cut between your cars in
traffic, that startled you, aggrevated you and eventually made you
jealous as you inch forword in traffic? That was me. A streak in
the streets, and a freak most of the time. :-) a work in
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having fun, surfing, riding my motorcycle, trying to learn new
things! Hiking, looking for people to teach me new skills; i want
to learn to do metal work, get better at auto mechanics, get back
to doing yoga, learn to mountain climb and oh holy shit i want one
of those flying squirrel suits, that is so badass. Surprising
people with my wit or intelligence, i don't feel the need to always
prove myself to people so if something comes up, im up for it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a good time, it's my main goal in life, always has been.
"what do you want to be when you grow up? 'Rich and unemployed!'"
true story! Most things i try, i just need people to inspire me to
try more stuff! Sleeping late, I love my nasabed. Being quiet, some
of the nicest days I have I don't have to say a word.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Currently, the beard and hair, have grown a flop-hawk out for a
change of pace, but will be trimming soon i think. Normally that i
am outgoing, friendly and honest to a fault (hopefully). Edit
*clean shaven, long hair, everyone thinks I look like someone
famous. hopefully that I try to be very polite, I hold doors for
people, say thank you, yes ma'am, no sir et cetera. On the other
hand i can flip pretty quickly if someone is being rude to/around
me, but then I flip back pretty quick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fear and loathing, this is so broad, we can talk about it over
coffee/dinner/ bondage (?) Scarface, Momento, Fight Club, anything
, Kurt Vonnegut Charles Bukowski
series, Chelsea Handler books are way funnier than i would have
given her credit for, Music: My Morning Jacket
, deer tick
, jane's addiction
, tool puscifer die antwoord
, aphex twin
from "americana" to hip-hop and harder rock. Way too broad of a
category here, dexter
, game of thrones
, i love my DVR....waaaaay
too broad. Music is always playing in my head..."is that an ice
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, the ocean, music, GPS (i always get lost), driving fast,
Good food. Does anyone ever have something really interesting here?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Recreation and ways to make more money, without working much
harder. Wanting to learn things but not getting around to them like
etc...inventions, people who may inspire me, people with opposing
viewpoints that can make a good arguement for them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately just relaxing at home, or trying to find something fun but
close by, not into the club scene. Writing and trying to design
better products, i want one of my inventions on an infomercial. I
looove staying close to home, going down the rabbit hole online
checking out new bands or DIY projects i mostly never get around
to. Playing poker. Sometimes with a drink in hand. But that's why
we're here, right? To find someone to show us a better way to spend
our Friday nights...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That im having fun on here....Also (this isn't really a secret) a
girl that worked in a tattoo parlor called me out because i was
wearing a suit (she didn't know about the several tats underneath)
so i tattooed her name on my arm to shut her up. it looks trashy
and i love it. Maybe better, I'm updating and it's 4 am Saturday.
(My real secrets pay my bills). Hmm, or maybe when I got molested
by Andy Dick...oh, and I fart in my sleep, and regardless of what
you say you do too. I don't mind.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd think we'd have fun, that's what it's all about. And i'm easy
to have fun with, 'cause im down for whateva. You like funky hair
and beards; or you don't because I would probably cut it all off
just if someone asked (I'm nots entimental). You can teach me how
to use the basic version of photoshop i just bought for my tablet;
I just seem to be missing some giant, obvious point, as if there
was a button I am completely missing. You like tattoos, adventurous
types and guys that look like the fella in my pics. Me being a big
fan of sleep doesn't bother you, i sleep late and I've earned it
(You're welcome to join, i'm pretty sure i'm a good spoon). You
aren't scared of someone who may challenge what you believe.
Devil's advocate should be a corporate position, I might even wear
a tie again.
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