People seem to have shorter and shorter attention spans, so here's a list of things I think define me:

- I'm not an artist, I'm an artist.
- My mind is never at rest.
- I use the following website to sleep: http://rain.simplynoise.com/
- I prefer some characters to real people.
- I come off like a misanthrope, but that's only because my expectations for humankind are too high.
- I want to work in the comic book industry.
- I want to earn a living as a writer.
- I would love to be a professor for a while, but leave before the institution makes me feel like its bitch.
- I am an avid reader.
- My family is dysfunctional, but not in the fun Arrested Development way.
- I feel like no one is reading this anymore.

Earning a MFA in Creative Writing and writing a collection of short stories.

Listening.

I am a big guy, but I am losing the weight, so people will notice that first; just hope there are people who won't write me off instantly for the weight.

Books:
1) The Myth of Sisyphus - Albert Camus
2) Breakfast of Champions - Kurt Vonnegut
3) The Sun Also Rises - Ernest Hemingway
4) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
5) Nine Stories - J.D. Salinger
Movies:
1) The Godfather
2) The Shining
3) On the Waterfront
4) Rebel Without a Cause
5) Brazil
Shows:
1) Monty Python's Flying Circus
2) Arrested Development
3) Buffy/Angel
4) Doctor Who/Torchwood
5) The Walking Dead
Music:
1) Pink Floyd
2) Led Zeppelin
3) Cake
4) David Bowie
5) My Bloody Valentine
Food:
1) Puerto Rican
2) Italian
3) Sushi (yes, Japanese, but sushi in particular)
4) Mexican
5) Thai

1) Lucky coin
2) Miniature Buddha
3) Comic signed by Stan Lee
4) Limes
5) Crowbar
6) Xanax

Everything. Isn't it better to actually hear about these things than to read them off a page? These thoughts should be examined, not just pushed to the side, so if you're interested, ask me.

Bored.

I'm rather kinky.

- You've ever read a comic, or you still read comics.
- You enjoy talking to someone who can carry his side of a conversation.
- You do not spend your life thinking about what other people think about you.
- You enjoy life in every way you can.
- You want to talk.
- You want to do other things with lips.
- You think (incorrectly) that Hemingway could not write.
- You want to talk about how amazing these three videos are:
1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXlzci1rKNM
2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19KBAcJ53ak
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c745E7T_Wvg